Frontier Idol
Disclaimer: I do not own Digimon or the American Idol show or any songs that are in here with each contestant. I only own my OC that is a judge here. And plus, I hate American Idol and this is just for making fun of it out of my entertainment. ENJOY!!!
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Caution: This show may contain language in speech and songs. Some will be censored, some won't. This is a spoof of American Idol going all anime style with my favorite season of Digimon. No one (except Neemon or others) was harmed in the making of this. Now let's begin!
*Main song for show playing Ashley Tisdale So Much For You*
13wolfsbane: Hey people! Welcome to "Frontier Idol" on FanFiction! I'm your host 13, allow me to introduce you all to the judges. Here we have is the first judge of the show/fic, Takuya Kanbara! Say hi, Takuya.
Takuya (Judge 1): What's up!
13wolfsbane: Second judge, Koji Minamoto!
Koji (Judge 2): Hey! (Staring away from the audience and looking angry as always) I hate this show already.
13wolfsbane: I know you do- Ahem! Third judge, Yin Ikumi, the famous pop singer!
Yin (Judge 3): Hey there. Don't expect me to smile or laugh or anything positive. Think of me as a female Japanese Simon. (Frowns)
13wolfsbane: -_- Okay then... moving on. And the fourth judge (Finally), Koichi Kimura!
Koichi (Judge 4): Hello everyone! ^_^
Koji: Why am I here? I don't even like American Idol in any versions there are. Too much singing.
Yin: Same here, pretty boy. But my mom forced me to be on this show with only three choices, which I hate really. -_-
Koji: What were the choices she gave you? (Staring at her awkwardly)
Yin: She said I had to either be on this show, Dancing with the Stars, or go to an all girl charm school for the time being. I swear she overreacts to the dumbest things I display in the public area and expressing myself of how I feel. -_-
Koichi: What's with the charm school thing? Just curious.
Yin: (Glaring at Koichi with somewhat of a death glare) There was an... "incident" at one of my mom's celebrity parties.
Takuya: What happened? (Leaning over Koichi to hear correctly)
Yin: I punched a talent scout in the gut and karate kicked him to the pool. I was grounded for about a week because of that. -_-
Everyone: 0_0 (Too stun to say anything and staring at Yin like a maniac)
Yin: What? The guy kept talkin'! Someone had to shut his *censored* mouth, and what's with the censoring?
Koji: ...
Takuya: Wow!
13wolfsbane: O-kay then. Well, let's get on with the show, shall we? For contestants, we have Zoe Orimoto, J.P Shibiyami, Tommy Himi, and... Neemon?
Neemon: Hi!
13wolfsbane: Let's just get started.
Takuya: Sure thing!
Koichi: Go ahead!
Koji and Yin: Whatever! (Too bored to be excited about this)
13wolfsbane: Alrighty then, first up we have Zoe Orimoto! Go ahead Zoe.
Zoe: Um.. okay then. Here I go! (Starts singing Pocketful of Sunshine)
Take me away!
(Take me away)
A secret place!
(A secret place)
A sweet escape!
(A sweet escape)
Take me away!
(Take me away)
Take me away!
(Take me away)
To better days!
(To better days)
Take me away!
(Take me away)
My hiding place!
(My hiding place)
(Theme music resumes)
13wolfsbane: Wow! That was great. Takuya?
Takuya: I liked it, nice choice of song there, Zee! Koji?
Koji: It was okay, though I would prefer you choosing a better song than that. Yin?
Yin: Not much what I would have chosen for a song on the first round of the show. I don't know why, but I thought you could've done an Ashley Tisdale song instead of a Natasha Bedingfield one, and you're voice doesn't exactly go with the tune or the beat of the song. To make long story short... it was okay. Koichi?
Koichi: I just liked it! As Takuya just said before me. I thought you were really great up there, Zoe.
Zoe: Thanks guys! ^_^
13wolfsbane: Okay, now we have J.P doing his number!
J.P: A moment of silence before I go on. (Bows his head and stays quiet for two seconds) Okay, here we go! (Starts singing Stop and stare)
Stop and staaaare!
I think I'm moving but I go
nowhere!
Yeah I know that everyone gets
scared!
But I become what I can't be...
Ooh...
Stop and staaaare!
You start to wonder why you're
here not there!
And you'll give anything to get
what fair
But fair ain't what you really
need!
Oh! Can't you see what I see?
(Theme song resumes)
13wolfsbane: Hell yes! I love that song! ^_^ Judges?
Takuya: I love it, too!And excellent choice on the song J.P, I couldn't have picked anything better than that one.
J.P: Also I picked it because it has a message for Koji in it.
Takuya: And it talks about him!
Koji: SHUT UP!
13wolfsbane: I guess that's his answer for ya, J.P.
J.P: I kinda figured. -_- Oh well.
Yin: I give it a two thumbs up because it's my favorite song. But there are a few pointers I would like to give you, G. If you're trying to impress me with that song, better luck next time chum. I suggest that you try something fast pace instead of semi-slow pace. Koichi?
Koichi: My answer is the opposite of Yin's. I give it 10 points for the awesome song and 5 points for staying positive.
J.P: Was I being positive? I can't really tell if I was.
13wolfsbane: I don't know either, but you may go now.
J.P: Sure thing there, 13. (leaves stage)
Koji: I'm just into rock songs and not those kind of songs. (Negative much?)
Koichi: Bro, you were just listening to Gwen Stefani only two days ago. How can you say you only listen to rock songs? (Stares at his young brother smugly)
Koji: Don't make me hit you, Koichi.
Yin: (Smacks him behind the head while looking at her music contract for the show)
Koji: OW! What was that for Yin?!
Yin: Felt like doin' it. That's all, pretty boy, why? You wanna start something? (Gives Koji a death glare with her arms crossed)
Koji: No, but maybe I will. (Cracks knuckles)
Takuya: Aaw, look at the two lovebirds in the middle of us, Koichi. Aren't they cute? (Acts a bit gayish while pointing at both Yin and Koji and smiling like the idiot he is)
Koji and Yin: LOVEBIRDS!!?
13wolfsbane: Hey no fighting in the studio! Now we have Tommy. (Smiles nervously)
Tommy: I'm not sure if this is good enough, but I guess it is. Here I go then. (Starts singing ...?)
Take a look at my girlfriend
(Girlfriend)
'Cause she's the only one I got
(Ba DA DA DA!)
Not much of a girlfriend
(Girlfriend)
'Cause she's the only one I got
(Ba DA DA DA!)
I forgot the rest of the words to this song. Sorry!
(Theme music resumes)
Everyone: ... O.O
Yin: I wasn't expecting that! (Shocked he could sing like that with that song)
Koji: Same here.
Takuya: For some reason I thought he was going to do 'Sexy can I' up there. And by the way, Tommy, never do those songs again.
Tommy: Um.. okay, but why?
Takuya: It'll just ruin you innocent image.
Yin: Too late!
13wolfsbane: You can leave now, Tommy.
Tommy: Okay. I guess I shouldn't have listened to J.P then. (Leaves)
Koichi: Weird!
13wolfsbane: After a commercial break, the judges will sing their songs for the heck of it so don't you dare t remote and watch One Life to Live. That show's boring as hell!
Koji: We're gonna do what?!!!
Yin: That wasn't in my contract!
13wolfsbane: We'll be right back.
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13wolfsbane: Aaaaaaaaaaand we're back!
Koji: I wish we weren't.
13wolfsbane:Now it's the judges turn to sing their choice of song. (Reads card) First up is... me?
Yin: Yep!
13wolfsbane: I'm not singin' guys! No way in hell am I singing in front of people!
Koji: Hey, if we gotta sing, you gotta sing too.
13wolfsbane: (Ponders on the situation) No. And leave it be, or I'll reveal some stuff about you guys in the upcoming chapters to DF: EG? (Smirks evilly at them all)
Koji: O_O Dammit!
Yin: Dammit's right, pretty boy.
Koji: Stop it with the pretty boy crap already!
Yin: No.
13wolfsbane: The first one to go up is actually Takuya Kanbara. Knock everyone's feet off Taki. (Shoves him to the stage and takes his seat. Take that, goggle head!)
Takuya: I'm going old school with this tight song!
Koji: Oh no!
Takuya: (Starts singing Bye Bye Bye)
I wanna see you out that door
Baby Bye bye bye
Bye bye
Don't wanna be a fool for you
Just another player in your game for two
You may hate me but it ain't no lie
Baby Bye bye bye
Bye bye
Don't really wanna make it tough
I just wanna tell you that I had enough
It might sound crazy but it ain't no lie
Baby Bye bye bye
(Theme music resume)
Koji: So that's what he meant by "old school". Weird Takuya, just weird. It suits you. (Smirks at Takuya with a smug look on his face)
Yin: Tell me about it.
Koichi: You two are way too rude to people... we have soul mates here everyone! (Points at both Yin and Koji)
Koji: KOICHI!
13wolfsbane: Okay Koji, you're next.
Koji: What?
13wolfsbane: You're next. ^_^
Koji: I'm not going up there.
13wolfsbane: Yes you are.
Koji: No I'm not.
13wolfsbane: Yes, you are!
Koji: No, I'm not.
Yin: JUST GO UP THERE ALREADY!!!! DAMN!
Koji:No I won't. And you can't make me go up there.
Koichi: Want me to tell everyone who you kissed in DF: EG? (Grins wickedly with a dark, small laugh)
Koji: O_O
Yin: O_O
Takuya: O_O Koji kissed a girl in the story?! When did that happen!
13wolfsbane: Soooo- what'll it be? (Smirk)
Koji: (Starts panicking) Hand me that Mic! (Runs on stage in a flash. Starts singing Your Love is a Lie)
You can tell me that there's
nobody else
(But I feel it)
You can tell me that you're home by yourself
(But I see it)
You can look into my eyes and pretend
all you want
But I know
I know
Your love is just a lie
(Lie)
You're nothing but a lie
(Lie)
Your love is just a lie
(Theme resumes)
13wolfsbane: I don't normally do this but... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Faints like a fan girl)
Yin: (Catches me in her arms before I hit the ground) Nice song there pretty boy, but just one question: What happened?
Takuya: Great job there, Koji. She fainted! (Yells at Koji sarcastically)
Koji: At least she liked it, goggle head!
Koichi: What song was that by the way?
Neemon: I like cotton candy! (appears out of nowhere)
Yin: (Hits Neemon with a baseball bat out of the studio)
Neemon: WEEEEEEEEEEE! (Crashes into something hard like a wall)
Koji: Thank God for that hit. Oh, and the song's "Your Love is a Lie" by Simple Plan.
13wolfsbane: EEEEEEEEE-
Everyone: (Covers my mouth with their hands) NO!
Yin: You're not fainting again, Missy! You're the one hosting the show!
Koichi: She made my ears ring. (Feels dizzy)
Takuya: Forget your ears, she shook the whole *censor* room! And why was I just censored right now?
13wolfsbane: (Wobbles) You're next Yin.
Yin: (Sighs) Whatever. (Starts singing Taking over me)
I believe in you
I'll give up everything just to find you
I have to be with you to live to
breathe
You're taking over me
Have you forgotten all I know
And all we had?
You saw me mourning me my love for you
And touched my hand
I knew you loved me then
(Theme resumes)
13wolfsbane: DAMN!
Koji: What she said!
Takuya: Dido!
Koichi: I have that song on my iPod! GO YIN!
Yin: O_O
13wolfsbane: Did I give her a voice or what?
Everyone: You sure did, 13!
Yin: I AM a singer for a reason, y'know. -_-
Takuya: Koichi's next!
Koichi: (Starts singing I don't care)
I don't care what you think
As long as it's about me
The best of us will find happiness
In misery
I don't care what you think
As long as it's about me
The best of us will find happiness
In misery
(Theme resumes)
13wolfsbane: O_O
Takuya: O_O
Koji: That says a lot!
Yin: Sure does!
Koichi: Heheh!
Yin: (Shudders) You scare me, you know that, right?
13wolfsbane: Well, we're out of time now. Don't forget vote off one or more people from the show just by reviewing and see who's left next round. You can also ask me what song by any artist you want to be put in this story for the person to sing.
Koichi: And here's a spoiler: Koji kissed-
Koji: DON'T YOU DARE, KOICHI!!
Yin: Just can it, you two!
Takuya: Boy this is going to be good next round! Please leave a review, people of FanFiction!
13wolfsbane: See ya next time! Please vote! :3
Credits for:
Frontier Idol round 1
Host: 13wolfsbane (A.K.A. 13)
Judges: Takuya Kanbara
Koji Minamoto
Yin Ikumi
Koichi Kimura
Contestants: Zoe Orimoto
J.P Shibiyami
Tommy Himi
Including all four judges
Songs: Natasha Bedingfield - Pocketful of Sunshine
One Republic - Stop and Stare
? - Cupid (Something. I don't really the words to this song or the title of it, so there)
*Nsync - Bye Bye Bye
Simple Plan - Your Love is a Lie
Evanescence - Taking over me
Fall Out Boy - I Don't Care
Created by: 13wolfsbane
Voting ends next week, April 13.
Neemon: Hey, I didn't get to sing in here! Hey! Is anyone there? HEY!