Creed x Train In a Barrel
A Fanfiction by Leefy and Buggy
It was a chilly October morning, in the land of Japan. And it was cold and freezing but warm at the same time, like ice cream melting in the wind. So the people of Japanland were like, "What the fuck." So they were using each other as warmth, like big puffy penguins of awesomeness.
Meanwhile, Creed had the weirdest boner and his nipples were all like, hard and stuff, so he was like, "I must be from this chilly weather." And he got a shiver up his spine as he oggled Train, his former yaoi lover. And then he was like, "Train, warm my nipples. They are all hard and crunchy like Beneful dog food."
And then Train moaned like a starving cat. But then he was like, "Ew that is gross Creed put your nipples away."
Just then, a mob of crazed zombie fan girls formed a huge crowd around them, bigger than Creed's throbbing erection. And they were all, "Let us bring this milkshake to the yard!"
And Creed was all, "Damn right, it's better than yours!" And then he took Train's hand and jumped into a barrel. And then, 5 minutes later…
"Damn that's a really big ice cube!"
And then Creed was like, "I know, right?"
And Train was all like, "What are you gonna do with it?"
And then Creed was like, "I think you know" He purred out sensually.
Train was then bent over in the barrel, and Creed was like, "You are going to enjoy this like sharks enjoy human flesh."
Creed then placed the melting ice cube in a small cool compartment.
The machine buzzed with life, and 5 minutes later, the former lovers had a wonderous ice cream party, unlike any other.
And then Train's all, "Hey wait where did you get the milk?"
And then Creed was all, "I think you can guess~" He batted his eyelashes femininely.
THE END.