Chapter 1

Morphin' Time

Eddy looked out the window of his Math class. He sighed as he usually did, seeing as he thought there was no point in this class.

"Man, is this school DESIGNED to torture the hell out of us?" Eddy asked himself. Fortunetly, his friend Edd, or Double D as he was usually called, heard him.

"Oh come now Eddy. Math is an important part of education. Maybe one day you'll-" Edd was interupted by Ed, who clocked Edd on the head with a rotten apple.

"See? Math is fun Eddy!" Ed exclaimed as Edd rubbed his sore head.

"Plank hears ya loud and clear Ed! Plank gets the best grades in Math!" Jonny said excitedly from across the room, and pointed to Plank, who sat in the desk in front of Jonny, and had a pencil in the chip on his head. Eddy began rubbing his head from the usual routine of the day.

Unfortunetly, that usual routine was about to be interupted...

Eddy began feeling his head turn to liquid. Eddy first thought he had a migraine, and was prepared to raise his hand to go to the nurse, but then Double D tapped Eddy on the shoulder.

"Eddy, do you feel that?" Edd asked nervously. Eddy nodded with a perplexed look on his face, and then spotted the ceiling light above him, as it began vibrating violently.

"I smell rotten something guys!" Ed said nevrously as steam poured from his ears. Eddy, ignoring the situation for a moment, groaned at the stupidity of Ed.

"Ed, were ou thinking again?" Eddy asked. The ceiling light suddenly fell off the ceiling, and smacked on top of Eddy.

"Aww, the ceiling had a baby all over you Eddy!" Ed said in a cutsey tone. Ed's desk then fell apart from under him. At seeing these two things occure, the kids in the classroom began panicing, and quickly ran out into the hallway.

"We're all ganna die!" Jimmy exclaimed, who was then comforted by Sarah, who hugged him tightly.

"CALM DOWN PEOPLE! I'M SURE THE SCHOOL HAS....Wha?" Edd was able to only say this, because the floor suddenly caved in from under the kids, and they were about to fall through, when Edd felt a light illuminate all over him. The feeling felt like a frozen tundra's winds soaring over his body.

"Eddy? Ed? Anyone?" Edd whispered to himself as the light seemed to be carrying him. For a moment, Edd thought he might have died.....

A low mumble caused Edd to crack his eyes open. The first thing Double D saw was that he was in a huge room. Lights blinked on and off, and beeping sounds went back and forth in it's hypnotizing pattern.

Edd slowly got up, and glanced around some more. He suddenly spotted Nazz, and then spotted Eddy, Rolf, and Sarah. Edd was very confused by now.

What is this place? Where are my other friends?

As Edd puzzled himself in the corner, Eddy slowly opened his eyes, and immmeadetly heard Edd pondering.

"Sockhead? What's going on?" Eddy muttered with a hoarse voice.

"I'm not too sure Eddy. I have a feeling we've somehow been transported here..." Edd concluded. Slowly, everyone else began to wake up.

"The Son of the Shepard has never felt so inferior to technology before." Rolf said in his usually first-person speech.

A loud noise suddenly echoed through the room, and even stranger, everyone could hear a voice in their ears.

"I am speaking to you via internal earpieces. I inserted them while you knocked out."

"I hate to by the mysterious decoder, but who are you?" Edd asked. The voice on the earpiece laughed heartily.

"Look over to your left and you'll know who I am..." The voice responded. Edd titled hs head, to meet face to face with.....

Plank?

"What?! The hunk of wood is pyschic now?" Eddy asked angrily.

"Ho no Eddy, the case is that I've always been this way. You see......Well, long story short, I'm an important piece of wood. Anyway, you're probably wondering why you're here, correct?" Plank asked.

"What was your first clue Sherlock?" Sarah said sarcastically. Plank groaned, and then continued speaking.

"Well, a powerful history of teenagers becoming incredible Earth defenders has been passed down for years. Even my older ancestors were part of establishing teams, and it just so happens to be my turn to continue the legacy. These 'Power Rangers' were given superhuman abilities and weapons from Power coins, which have also been passed down for years by my ancestors." Plank began to explain. Edd was confused by everything Plank was saying.

"Power coins? Superhuman abilities? Ancestors? What does all this have to do with us?" Edd asked.

"Well you see, we need a group of teenagers to become the Power Rangers, and seeing as my friend is Jonny 2x4, I have known you group of teens for a while....Because of this, I have been prepared to give this job of defending the planet from the tyrany of Lord Kanker's children..."

"The Kankers..." Eddy whispered to himself.

"Partially correct. The Kanker SISTERS are not threats as of now. Lord Kanker's great grandsons Jerry, Jay and Jee Kanker have inhereted their great grandfather's ancient weapons he discovered in an artifact dig in the town of Lemon Brook during 'The Great Peach Invasion' of 1875. These weapons were different kinds of black magic artifacts, and could do horrible things, like create nightmarish beasts, or shrink peoples' heads. To combat the Kanker Brothers, you will need the prehistoric power of the Dinosaurs." Plank explain some more, almost putting Eddy to sleep with his history lesson.

"These powers will come complete with your own weapons, abilities, and zords, giant machines used to fight giant monsters." Plank continued as Eddy began snoring.

"EDDY!" Plank yelled, which caused Eddy to jump from the floor.

"You will control the power of the Tyrannousaurus-Rex zord. You will be the Red ranger, and the leader of the rangers." Everyone began mumbling because of Eddy being named the leader, and even some silent cursing.

"Double D, the smartest of the group. You will harness the power of the Blue ranger, and control the Triceratops zord."

"Rolf, the most foreign-knowledgable member of the team. You will be in control of the Black ranger power, and use the Mastadon zord." Plank was about to continue to the next ranger, when Rolf stopped him short.

"Flat as cardboard-Plank, why can't Rolf's whatzama-doohikey be called an 'elephant'?" Rolf asked with a strange look on his face. Plank sighed and then laughed.

"Call it whatever you want, but it's traditionally called the mastadon..." Plank muttered.

"Sarah, you're the strongest girl of the team, and you've shown extreme talent in different areas of your life. You will be the Pink ranger, and will control the airborne Pterodactyl zord."

"And finally, the most......beatiful of the rangers....Nazz, you will be the Yellow ranger, and be piloting the Saber-Tooth Tiger." Plank said as he somewhat stuttered after mentioning Nazz.

"Geez, what a butt-kissing piece of wood..." Eddy muttered.

"Now, with your powers astablished, I need you to take care of what's going on downtown. The Kanker Brothers are destroying it, and only you can help." Plank explained.

"So....How do we use our powers?" Eddy asked as he looked at the magically appearing morphers and belt buckles.

"Just call upon the power of your Dinozord...Easy..." Plank said, trying to sound intellectual.

"Okay......It's morphing time!" Eddy called out.

"MASTADON, although an elephant..."

"Pterodactyl!"

"Triceraptops!"

"Saber-tooth tiger!"

"Tyrannousaurus!"

A/N: I know this is probably my WEIRDEST project to date, but that's because I'm just real bored, and I decided to make a series out of a MMPR parody with Ed, Edd, n Eddy thrown in!

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