Warning: This South Park Fan fiction story has very foul language, violence and a great mass mockery that the show is widely known for over the years. That I don't owned or created South Park by Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Comedy Central because I write my own stories between season breaks .It is intended for mature reading if you find it too vulgar to read that you have the choice to do not read it at all or do not a give a crap at all which I hope that you will be enjoy it and laugh your ass off.
The Blaming Game
Chapter 1: Here we go again
It's the calm before the storm that is heading for the small quite quaint and semi peaceful mountain town of South Park, Colorado which it was a beautiful autumn like day, cut to South Park City Hall inside the private council chambers where a city council meeting is going on which they are talking about public safety right now because they just have received federal grant for public safety to be spend on each dept. like the police and fire. Mayor McDaniels was seated at the head of the table along with the other leading citizens from the town on each side of her and BarBrady was at the end of the table.
"Alright people, let's move on to the issue on how to spend on this public safety grant that sent to us by the feds." McDaniels said as she looks at everyone's faces and waiting for any ideas to come forth from her so-called all-stars team.
"Well… Madam Mayor I have a sort of idea?" Mr. Valmer said while the city fire chief who is silently thinking up good ideas which it included getting a brand new truck and updated fire gear for all fire stations within town.
"Please… Mr. Valmer?" McDaniels replied as she looks up from the pieces of paper that were laying there in front of her at that moment.
"Mayor, that I'm thinking about the fire dept.'s portion of the grant which we could use it for a brand new truck and updated gear." Mr. Valmer answers back.
"Mr. Valmer, I'm will consider it which we do need a brand new truck and gear for our firefighters and now how about you George and your idiotic dept." McDaniels said while looking at BarBrady.
"Well mayor…. I'm thinking about ordering more tasers, rubber bullets and an armed vehicle for the S.W.A.T. team along with possibly hiring more-." BarBrady said in his loud irritating voice but something had cutted him off.
But all sudden they heard a loud struggle was coming from the main hallway that is when the door opens to reveal a very pissed off Sheila Broflovski which Gerald begins to sunk in his chair with possible embarrassment from his wife right now.
"Hey…. Lady you can't go into there, because it is a closed session of city council… So no public is allowed!" the young guard hollers out at her to make her stopped in her tracks.
"Oh No… Here come Sheila's ranting, I'm sorry Gerald?!" Randy said under his breath while looking at Gerald which he knows she is here for to rant about banning violent video games within town. And Mayor McDaniels was silently rolling her eyes with great disgust at that moment.
"Mayor and councilors, we have a major problem with violent video games that is being sold within our town limits." Sheila protested loudly in an angry tone while looking scornfully back at the rather annoyed looking council members and Mayor McDaniels.
"Mrs. Broflovski, What you like us to do about this?" McDaniels asked while shooting a dark glare back at the bitch that is currently raising hell over stupid childish shit once again which she does not have any time for this mind time right now.
"Mayor, those games are affecting our children's good morals by replacing with violent impulses and the swearing has well too, which you all passed a ban to outlaws them within our community." Sheila instantly shot back at the mayor's comment.
"How the hell we are going to banned video games, Mrs. Broflovski? McDaniels said after composing herself then she says"That ban will set us up for giant lawsuits by the gaming companies because we violates their free speech which I'm not in the mood to deal with another possible lawsuit after that whole 200 celebrities fiasco along with that prophet's name that we can't say now and the destruction of South Park by Barbara Streisand and the gingers, So the answer is still NO!" which she folded her arms together by her chest area and shot a dirty glare at her heavy shaped rival.
"Are you being serious right now, mayor?" Sheila scolds back at the mayor.
"Yes, I'm being serious right now Mrs. Broflovski?!" McDaniels cries out loud in protest that s when Gerald got up to get his wife out of the room at that moment.
"Oh come on Sheila, you are making a big scene right now!" Gerald said grabbed his wife by the arm to walk her out.
"Gerald, let me go now! Sheila cries out in protest as she being let out of the room.
"I swear to God that I hate that bitch with a passion mmmkay." Mr. Mackey heavily mumbles out loud which everyone was that seated at the long board table turned around to saw at him very funny.
"What?" Councilors said with laughter.
"Well it is true I'm so sick of her complaining about stupid shit that her children did?!" Mackey hiss out loud to his protest his opinion.
"I think Mr. Mackey has gone bye-bye on us all." Linda Stotch said.
"Damn, Mr. Mackey?" Skeeter said.
"The last thing you went insane during the tooth decay play which my son told me all about it." Mr. Stoker an older gentleman who is dressed in a brown suit and a black tie. His hair was gray that he is the secretary of Public safety who had replaced Chef and Glen for the position who had died in a horrible ways.
"Okay people that are an enough with bitching about Sheila Broflovski's ranting for one day, let get back to work now!" McDaniels said while feeling her temples to try to relieves the headache that came upon her these last minutes.
To Be Continued
Author's note: This story is a parody of Grand Auto Theft which there is parents who are bitching about the violence and adult stuff . I'm going to planned out for the rest of the plot incoming days.