Hijinks

by alphayamergo

"So, would sleeping with Red be considered beastiality?" A series of drabbles and hijinks as Emma gets used to living in a town full of fairytale characters. Post-finale. Mentions of Snowing, Rumbelle, and depending on how you look at it, Red Swan and Wooden Swan.

1. Of Conversations over Breakfast

I do not own Once Upon A Time.

I'm not entirely sure where this came from.

"So would sleeping with Red be considered beastiality?" asked Emma over breakfast. Charming and Henry were both still asleep, neither early risers.

Snow had been rather unfortunate to just be taking a sip of her hot chocolate (with cinnamon, of course) when Emma asked the question. In surprise she did a spit take, spraying the hot liquid everywhere.

Emma ducked down with a record reaction time so she was half under the table, just avoiding the cocoa. After a moment, the top half of her head appeared again, peeking up above the table warily.

"Why do you ask?" Snow managed to ask finally.

Emma shrugged. "I was just curious. So, is it?"

Snow pondered the question for a few seconds. Then she shrugged. "No more than sleeping with Pinocchio would be considered objectum sexuality."