Sleepover with the Sand Sibs
Chapter One: A Good Party Needs a Plan
Kankuro didn't know how he could be coerced into such a thing. Of all things, it had to be a sleepover. Knowing who was coming, he probably would end up with a destroyed house, dead bodies, party crashers, drunken dudes, angry females and no sleep whatsoever.
It was Temari's fault, bringing it up and pleading him to come, while Gaara followed with puppy dog eyes while munching on a cookie.
-Flashback no Jutsu!-
"Goodbye children. No parties while we're out and behave. Temari look after your brothers, Kankuro make sure Temari doesn't go out to see her new boy-toy, and Gaara don't kill anyone, darling." All three young Sabaku's groaned.
The Yondaime Kazekage and his wife Karura left the house to go on holiday to Kumo for a week. As soon as the door shut, Gaara rushed to the cookie jar and Kankuro and Temari began formulating a top-secret plot.
"What to do, what to do… Go shopping? Go invite the girls round?" Kankuro groaned at how girly Temari's ideas seemed, despite her tomboyish nature.
"I don't know… A sleepover?" she suggested.
"No." Kankuro replied firmly. "Not in a million years."
"Please, please, please, please, please, please Kanky?" Temari was pleading and begging now. And, to make it worse, Gaara was giving him puppy dog eyes and munching on a cookie, looking unrefusably cute and adorable.
And so he finally snapped and gave in.
"…FINE. But only if we invite everyone. Boys included. BUT DON'T EVER CALL ME KANKY!"
-Kai!-
So now Kankuro was stuck making phone calls. Temari was inviting the girls, while he invited the boys. Great. Just great. He was probably going to be the one to have to clean up all the mess afterwards as well…
Though there was a possibility, albeit a very, very small one, that it MIGHT… just MIGHT be fun… He just hoped that nothing would go terribly wrong.
Kankuro just didn't know how wrong he was…