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I've been away from some time guys! And this is a idea I had for some time. Enjoy.
" Where is he? Where is Tobi?" the blonde male of the Akatsuki asked.
" Judging by your tone," said Kisame," he obviously did something to your clay again. Didn't he?"
" I wish un." Deidara sighed." he was kissing my sister."
" Oh." Kisame replied.
The door opens as a unfamiliar group of people cheer and applaud.
" What the hell un?" Deidara blinked.
" Hello and welcome to the Hot Topic, please give a warm welcome to the Akatsuki! I'm your host I am Envious."
" What?" asked both males.
" Quiet and let's see what your leader is doing. Oh Pain! Where are you?"
A confused ginger haired man steps onstage," What is this?"
" Welcome to my show and let's bring on the rest of the Akatsuki, shall we?"
Pein twitches as he looks to Deidara and Kisame.
" We had no idea about this." they said in unison." Really."
" Fine." Pain grimaced." Let's get through this."
I grin," Glad you're cooperating. Now then, let's bring out the rest of the guests."
" Deidara, get them will you?" Pain asked.
" Fine un. Hidan, Tobi, Konan, Itachi, Sasori, Zetsu, Kakazu, will you get out here?"
The silver haired immortal steps out as the rest of them, all confused.
" What is this?" Kakazu inquired." are we getting paid for this?"
" Yes, now be quiet." I assure him," I brought you here to ask you a series of questions. Who wants to go first?"
Tobi raised his hand," Tobi will! Because Tobi is a good boy!"
" More like stupid boy." Hidan muttered.
" Tobi, is it true you're dating Deidara's sister?" I asked the hyper active male.
" Yes! Winry chan is crazy about Tobi! We kissed under the mistletoe for several minutes!"
Deidara twitched," You kissed her for that long? And it's not Christmas time!"
" They been dating since last Christmas." Itachi informed him.
" What? I'm going to kill you un!"
Deidara bolts after Tobi, who is screaming," Deidara sempaiiiii! I love Winry chan!"
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