Lord of the Rings: The 2 Homosexuals.I Mean Towers
Sam and Frodo are now alone, Merry Pippin taken by the Orcs, Aragorn, Gimli, Esther, Soojin, Callie, Katherine, Jessie, Siena, and yes..the most perfect beautiful.Legolas, they're also know as the "Legolas Kicks Ass Squad", are hunting down Merry and Pippin. Sam and Frodo are taking a midnight stroll along the beach..uh..i mean rocks. Suddenly a big, fat, skinny, tall, short, slimy..thing...jumps on Frodo. "Hey you watch it, he's mine!" Sam yelled. Then Frodo cried for help in his really annoying girl voice, "Help me Sam! Oh..Oh.I'm dieing! Oh Sam I need your help!"
"OMG! Us thinks we landed on the wrong guy, they never told ussssss that my percioussss wasss taken by a homosexual!"
Sam stands up for them and says, "Hey at least we love each other and we'll always be there for each other and rescue each other when-"
"SHUTSSSSSSS UPSSSSSSSS!!!!! YOU HOMOSSSSSSEXUAL FREAKSSSSSSSS AND GIVE USS OUR FUCKING PRECIOUSSSS!!!!"
"No, first you have to catch us! Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee," said Frodo prancing around like a gay bitch. Even Sam dropped his mouth open with Frodo's gay bitch act. "Maybe he's trying to impress this big, fat, skinny, tall, short.thing..o well. I'll let him go o,". Sam thought.
"FUCKSSS YOUSSS GAY ONE!!!! GIVE USSS THE FUCKING PRECIOUSSS!!"
"Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!"
"Frodo....um.....are you..well...uh..what's.um...WHY THE HELL ARE YOU JUMPING AROUND??!!?!??!?!"
"Becausssssse hessss a freaky homo and YOU'RE THE one who turned him into thissssssssss!"
"NO, he started to love me! You kinky...THING!"
"Whos you calling kinky? Nasty kinky hobbitses!"
"Fine!"
"Finessss!"
"FINE!"
"Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!"
Sam and Frodo are now alone, Merry Pippin taken by the Orcs, Aragorn, Gimli, Esther, Soojin, Callie, Katherine, Jessie, Siena, and yes..the most perfect beautiful.Legolas, they're also know as the "Legolas Kicks Ass Squad", are hunting down Merry and Pippin. Sam and Frodo are taking a midnight stroll along the beach..uh..i mean rocks. Suddenly a big, fat, skinny, tall, short, slimy..thing...jumps on Frodo. "Hey you watch it, he's mine!" Sam yelled. Then Frodo cried for help in his really annoying girl voice, "Help me Sam! Oh..Oh.I'm dieing! Oh Sam I need your help!"
"OMG! Us thinks we landed on the wrong guy, they never told ussssss that my percioussss wasss taken by a homosexual!"
Sam stands up for them and says, "Hey at least we love each other and we'll always be there for each other and rescue each other when-"
"SHUTSSSSSSS UPSSSSSSSS!!!!! YOU HOMOSSSSSSEXUAL FREAKSSSSSSSS AND GIVE USS OUR FUCKING PRECIOUSSSS!!!!"
"No, first you have to catch us! Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee," said Frodo prancing around like a gay bitch. Even Sam dropped his mouth open with Frodo's gay bitch act. "Maybe he's trying to impress this big, fat, skinny, tall, short.thing..o well. I'll let him go o,". Sam thought.
"FUCKSSS YOUSSS GAY ONE!!!! GIVE USSS THE FUCKING PRECIOUSSS!!"
"Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!"
"Frodo....um.....are you..well...uh..what's.um...WHY THE HELL ARE YOU JUMPING AROUND??!!?!??!?!"
"Becausssssse hessss a freaky homo and YOU'RE THE one who turned him into thissssssssss!"
"NO, he started to love me! You kinky...THING!"
"Whos you calling kinky? Nasty kinky hobbitses!"
"Fine!"
"Finessss!"
"FINE!"
"Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!"