In Meek's mansion; Camo was in the living room watching a football game.
"Come on lizards, screw those asshole Spartan's up." said Camo.
"And it's a touchdown for the lizards." said a voice from the TV.
Camo cheered and raised a hand that had a huge foam green hand which said Lizards #1.
"YES, ANOTHER VICTORY!" yelled Camo.
A knocking was heard and Camo went to the front door.
"Couldn't have been till a commercial started?" said Camo.
He then opened the door; revealing a humanoid turkey.
Camo became shocked and reached for his blaster and aimed at the turkey.
"Alright, tomorrow's dinner has finally come." said Camo.
The Turkey smacked Camo
"Calm yourself idiot, I need your help." said the turkey.
Camo became confused.
"A talking bird, what's going on here?" said Camo.
"Permit me to introduce myself, names Plucky, I'm the military general of the Gobblian race of Planet Gobble." the turker known as General Plucky said.
Camo was confused.
"And you're here because?" said Camo.
"My entire race is involved in a war with the Incursians and I was sent here to get a powerful weapon that can get those frog like aliens away from our planet. Unfortunatley; the ship I came in crash landed and is beyond repair." said General Plucky.
"And you need me to get you to your planet." said Camo.
"Oh boy, will you?" said General Plucky.
"Nope." said Camo.
General Plucky became shocked.
"Say what now?" said General Plucky.
"I'm about to enjoy my first thanksgiving on this planet with my family. Whatever you need transported to your planet, get someone else to do it." said Camo.
"I'll make it worth your while for however much it'll take." said General Plucky.
Camo did some thinking.
"What're we dealing with here?" said Camo.
Later; the two were looking at a huge six gun turret.
"And your planet Gobble is in the Holi Galaxy." said Camo, "What kind of currency do you use?"
"We use turks." said General Plucky.
Camo pulled out his calculator and started doing some math on it.
"We're looking at 250 million turks, and at today's exchange rate, it would cost about 250 thousand dollars." said Camo.
General Plucky smiled.
"Alright then, we leave tonight." said General Plucky, "It's a 12 hour journey to Planet Gobble from this planet."
"Alright general, just let me get my crew ready." said Camo.
Later; Camo, Badger, General Plucky, and Camo's children were in Camo's ship's control room.
Camo sat down on his chair.
"Badger, set a course for Planet Gobble in the Holi Galaxy." said Camo.
"Aye captain." said Badger.
Badger started typing some stuff down.
"Pete my boy, prepare for lift off." said Camo.
"Aye father." said Pete.
He went to the controls and pushed some buttons.
The ship started lifting off the ground.
"We have lift off." said Pete.
"Alright, now on to Planet Gobble." said Camo.
The ship flew into space before hopping into lightspeed.
Back at Meek's mansion; a blue stingray corvette went into the garage and Meek exited the vehicle with grocery bags and walked into the kitchen.
"Dad I'm home." said Meek.
But no one answered.
"Dad." said Meek.
He walked around the place looking for his own family, but couldn't find them.
"Where the hell are those guys?" said Meek.
He saw a sticky note on a wall and removed it before reading it.
"Gone on a smuggling trip to deliver a general and a weapon to a planet called Gobble, be back in a few days, love Badger." Meek read.
He groaned.
"Great, looks like I'm all alone for the first special family holiday." said Meek.