Okay, I wanted to do this for a long time because of what Quagmire did to Brian! I thought he was an okay character, but the episodes "Jerome Is The New Black" and "Quagmires Dad" is the last straw! I hope they make an actual episode where Quagmire and Brian get along. Anyway, I want to thank everyone who supported and loved my story. Thank you all so much! :) Enjoy!
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Chapter 1: The Plan

Glenn Quagmire is a freaking jerk! He's nothing but a hateful and brutal jerkwad. He's not the same when he hates the one guy who he thinks is the worst person on the planet: Brian Griffin. Quagmire hates Brian for a bunch of reasons that relate so close to him: Having sex with women; have kids that they never visit; they're hardly seen working; and so many others. And to make matters worse, he found out that Brian had sex with his dad, who had a sex operation to make him look like a woman, and beats the living heck outta him!

For a while now, Brian decided not to tell anyone about that incident and tries to get along with Quagmire; but to not much success. Everytime he tries to talk to Quagmire, things get ugly real fast. Now, this time, Quagmire has gone too far! When he and Brian tried to compete on dating each others old lovers, on their way out, Quagmire backed up his car and sent poor Brian flying! The poor dog was in so much pain and had bruises and cuts all over. As soon as Brian limped his way back home, everyone was about shocked. Lois was the first one to approach him.

Lois looked extremely worried, "Oh my God! Brian, what happened to you?"

Brian groaned in pain, "Ugh! Quagmire...ran into me...with his car...in reverse."

Everyone held their breath as Brian coughed up a little blood;. Lois just hugged him close. Afterwards, they carried him up to Lois and Peters bedroom where they let him lie down and rest.

Peter was shocked by this, "My God...how could he do this? I thought you guys were friends." That's what he thinks.

Brian was in so much pain: "No. He's always hated me...even when I tried to be a good neighbor."

Meg was confused from what he just said, "What do you mean?"

Brian felt uneasy, "Well, you see..."

He explained to them about what Quagmire said to him at the restaurant, about the incident with Quagmires father, and everything else that's happened between them. Peter just couldn't believe that one of his Clam buddies would hurt his best friend; and Lois couldn't understand why Quagmire would do something like that. Once everyone left the room and the kids headed for bed, Peter and Lois went into the kitchen to discuss the problem.

Peter shook his head in disbelief, "I just don't get it, Lois. Why would Quagmire be so cruel to Brian? He's never done anything to him, right?"

Lois sighed in sadness, "I don't know Peter. But, I'll tell you this right now: I'm not gonna let Glenn get away with this no matter what! He's completely out of his mind to harm someone we know and love." She knew Quagmire can be perverted and a little crazy, but she didn't think he would go this far.

Peter stood up from his chair, "You're right, Lois. I don't care if he's my neighbor, best friend, and drinking buddy; I'm not gonna let this slide. What's the plan, honey?"

Lois looked serious as she walked to the phone, "First, I'm gonna call our friends over for a little conference and then, we're gonna discuss about how to deal with Quagmire."

Peter nodded in agreement, "Right. And I'll go pick them up. To the Peter-Jet!"

He ran outside and took off in a jet that has his face; and, like his two previous flight vehicles, he crashed landed into Joes yard!

Joe screamed at the top of lungs, "OH MY GOD!"

Peter yelled as he panicked, "Joe, I'm so sorry! I couldn't stop it!"

Joe was angry at Peter, "Why do you always crash your stuff on my lawn?"

After apologizing to Joe and telling him about the meeting, Peter also picked up Bonnie, Mort, Bruce, Seamus, reporter Tom Tucker, and mayor Adam West and brought them all to the house; he even called Cleveland and asked him to rush back to Quahog. Once everyone was there, Lois started the discussion.

Lois started to speak, "Thank you all for coming here, tonight. The issue is this: Quagmire has brutally hurt Brian and has done nothing but made his life miserable these past few months."

Once she told them everything between Brian and Quagmire, everyone was jaw-dropped.

Bruce was shocked, "Oh no! That's not good, y'all. We have to do something."

Tom Tucker agreed with him, "And we will, right after the break."

He stands up, walks away, comes back, and sits back down.

Tom Tucker as he turned to Lois, "And we're back. Now, Lois, what do you have in mind to get back at Quagmire?" That's when everyone let out their "suggestions".

Seamus spoke out loud, "Arrgh! I say we kehaul him and feed him to the sharks!"

Adam West was serious too, "I say we tie him upside down and have him beg to be set free!"

Mort shouted his idea, "I say we save tons of money on car insurence by switching to Geico!"

Everyone just stared at Mort with wide eyes.

Mort felt a little awkward, "Too soon? Sorry, sorry; I was...I was just suggesting a cheaper way on motor insurance so...just...throwing it out there. I'll just...shut up now...yeah." He turned away as everyone continued their conversation.

Cleveland spoke up, "Anyway, what do you suggest we do Lois, besides using unnessecary means to kill?" He's more reasonable than the others.

Lois wanted to be clear about it, "Well, I was thinking more of the terms of an intervention. We need to bring Glenn Quagmire here and get to the bottom of his grudge."

Bonnie nodded to her friend, "She's right. Quagmire maybe a neighbor and loyal friend, but he has no right to be such a savage to someone like Brian. It's time we end this."

Joe yelling really loud, "ALRIGHT! LETS GET HIM! ITS GO TIME, BABY! YEAH!

Everyone stared at Joe for a minute, but they all agreed on the plan. As soon as it was quiet, it was Peters turn to speak.

Peter smiled at his wife, then turned to the others, "Good job, Lois. Okay everybody, listen up: Tomorrow morning, we'll capture Quagmire and bring him to the house. Is everybody with me?"

All agreed with him, "Yeah!"

Peter grinned at his pals, "Good! Now, here's what we'll do..."

After everyone was clear on the plan, they all went home to rest for their day of intervention; of course, even though Cleveland only came for this one important thing, Peter and Lois decided to let him sleep in the guest room until the whole deal was over. The next morning, everyone was up and ready to precede with their mission. Quagmire was inside reading magazines when he heard the doorbell ring.

Quagmire looking up at the door, "Huh? I wonder who that could be? Oh, I hope it's Lois or a fashion model. Giggety, giggety, giggety!" He exclaimed as he walked to his front door.

He opened the door.

Quagmire smiled as soon as he was outside, "Hello? Who's-OW!"

Suddenly he was shot with a dart (Courtesy of Adam West). Then, he started to pass out.

Quagmire felt a little dizzy, "What's...happening... to me..."

When he fell, the guys got Quagmire and dragged him to the Griffen house. There, part 2 of the paln shall come together. What will happen to Quagmire? Find out in the next chapter!

To Be Continued...

End Chapter 1