AN: I am one of the infamous CC members. If you have read Kuroi Neko13's stories, you might have noticed that it is completely...well crazy. Since she decided not to finish her Sorcerer's Shadow, I've decided to do it my own way! Mwahahahahha!

(Side note: I'm Nemari)

Nemari looks at her hands and sees the blood caked dirt covering her entire outfit. Her lovely blue skirt was torn and dripping in blood. She turns around, and runs in horror of what is on her. Running and crying, she hears a voice calling her. Faster and faster, she runs toward it until...

"(name withheld) wake up! It's time for synagogue" Nemari's mom yells in her ear. Snapping up in bed, Nemari yawns as her mother leaves the room to wake up her sister, Morpher. With a groan, she grabs two towels and jumps in the shower.

"MOM! (name withheld) is singing in the shower again!" Morpher complains loudly. Nemari giggles slightly as she ends the song. She shuts the water off and throws the towels on. Nemari runs across the hall into her room as fast as she can. Looking both ways outside her door, she signals for her sister to come into the room.

"Geeze Morph! Do you ever think that one day they'll actually come into the bathroom to talk to me! That'd be horrible." Nemari says pointing to the small wings on her back. She flapped them three times before pulling them back in. "Help me bind them?" She asks her sister. With a sigh, Morpher helps Nemari flatten her white wings. When they're done, she picks up a white feather and sticks it in her hair.

"Y'know, you're shedding again. Can I have the fallen feathers? I have a nice idea for a hair pin." Morpher says to her sister. Nemari nods and shoos her out of the room. She throws on a nice skirt and top. Their color is a pretty sea green. Nemari gets her purse and puts her CC costume in it. With a short smile, she slips on her shoes and runs to the car.

Something caught her eye as she ran to the door. Two letters, one for her sister and one for her. She looked at the seal and found a purple wax seal. Four animals surrounded a large H. Curious, she stuffed them in her purse. Just as she was about to run out the door, she turned back to get her tallis.

In the car, Nemari carefully opened the wax seal of her letter and peered inside. A collection of parchment sat inside. She slips two slender fingers in to pull out the most noticeable one. Nemari opens it and reads it.

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore
(Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chief Warlock, Supreme Mugwump, International Confederation of Wizards) Dear Miss. Salad,
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find an enclosed list of all necessary books and equipment. Term begins on September 1. We await your owl no later than July 31.
Yours sincerely, Minerva McGonagall,
Deputy Headmistress

Nemari blinked at it and then cocked her head. I'm no witch. How can I go to a school for witches when I'm not a witch? Now, if they had a school for goddesses... Nemari thought for a bit. It had to be some kind of joke. She continued reading. What on earth do they mean by owl! I'd better ask Super Spy if she has something I can use to reply. Nemari stepped out of the car and waited for her parents to go ahead. She slowly walked inside thinking. All through the service, she thinks about the strange letter.

"Earth to Nemari! Nin! Are you even listening to me!" SuperSpy says in Nemari's ear. Shaking her head vigorously, Nemari snaps out of her daze. "Dreaming about Inuyasha again weren't you!" SuperSpy asks evilly. Nemari shakes her head.

"Actually, I got this letter-"

"Hey! I got a letter too! It was purple and had this huge H on it" Cat Demon says, interrupting Nemari. Everyone looks at one another and pulls out their strange letters. Morpher is given hers and she reads it while everyone else comments.

"What do they mean by 'owl'? They're not so easy to catch." Zombie King asks. Every one shrugs.

"We could send Morpher, she can be our owl!" Nemari says with a laugh. That got a laugh out of everyone except Morpher. Schizwolf comforted her as Ferret Angel goes on to ask about something irrelevant, but Nemari does not listen.

"In any case, how on earth would we get to this school? We don't know where it is and our parents would defiantly not let us go." Cat Demon said, purring as Nemari scratched her ear.

"Why should we go? None of us are witches! We have a morphing bunny, a schizwolf, a fire demon cat, a ferret angel, a zombie king, and two Goddesses." Schizwolf asked.

"Well, I want to get away from my parents. I do hate binding my wings all the time. This, Hogwarts kinda sounds interesting." Nemari said.

"I agree with Nemy. Besides, maybe this will help us develop our powers a bit more." Cat Demon said. An agreement went around the circle. It was very difficult to hide their appearances from their parents.

Suddenly, a brown owl appeared on Morpher's shoulder. It cocked its head impatiently and pecked at the letter in Schizwolf's hands.

"I'm going to guess that this is the owl. I'll write down all those who want to go." Super Spy said to all of them. Everyone decided to go, but the Ferret Angel changed his mind, claiming that he was way too emotionally disturbed to leave the ED Center. SuperSpy gave it to the bird and they all watch it fly off.

"I guess we'd better start packing. I have never even heard of half of these things." Zombie King said looking at his packing list. " And where is Diagon Alley?" he said, pointing to a part that told where the items could be bought.

"That's in England...WHAT THE HELL! England!" Nemari said in a loud voice. She flipped through her papers to find out that Hogwarts was located in England.

"We're doomed." Morpher said as every one groaned. Now they knew that they couldn't go, and when they had just sent their letter, too! Suddenly, Nemari's cell phone rang.

"(name withheld), you got an invitation from a boarding school in England. It's a prep school for Oxford. You and (name withheld) will be going. Tell your sister that your both going to a prep school called Hogwarts. We'll start packing for you now. You're to leave next week." Nemari's mom said. She hung up, leaving Nemari feeling a great deal more relaxed.

"Well now we know how we're getting to England. See you guys later, Morpher and I have to get home fast. If mom asks, Cat Demon's dad drove us home." Nemari gave a mock salute. Morpher changed into an eagle and the two of them flew into the sky toward their house.

August 28th, 2:00 pm London Airport:

"SuperSpy, Zombie, Schizi, and Cat Demon, let Morph and I do the talking. These Brits only understand their own language and accent." Nemari said before walking up to a random person.

A/N: I apologize to those English out there. I've had many appears from Great Britain, and I respect all Brits deeply.

"Pardon sir, but do you know where the Black Cauldron might be?" Nemari asks in her best English accent. Thankfully, the man understood her and gave her directions.

"You are too kind sir." Morph said as the two of them walked away. "Thank Sky Chamber! I hate how polite you have to be here!" Nemari rolled her eyes at her sister and got a 'trolley' for their luggage.

"Well the bar is not too far away, it's only a couple of blocks. So let's get going," Morpher and Nemari said in unison. Cat Demon purred in agreement and they all walked off. Outside, it was raining, and Cat Demon hissed.

"I don't want to get wet!" she complained to Nemari. Looking around to make sure no one was watching, Nemari made a few quick hand signals and the rain stopped.

"Hey, I like the rain!" Shinigami complained, thinly-masked humor in her voice. She stuck out her tongue.

"Let's hurry. I don't want to do this all day." Nemari said and took off at a run. Shinigami hurried behind her with Zombie King not too far away. Morpher and Schizwolf came right behind them, dragging Cat Demon with them.

Shinigami entered The Black Caldron first. She held the door open for the rest of the Crazy Creatures. Many odd figures were in the room. Most of them were wearing robes. One was much larger than the rest. He sat talking with the bartender. Then he stood up.

"Well, I have to go get that flesh-eating slug repellent," he said, waving a farewell to the barkeeper. He drew an umbrella like a sword, walked around the counter, and tapped a brick on the wall. An archway opened up where the wall had been.

Shinigami and Nemari looked at each other and stepped through the gateway, the rest of the group in tow. Taking a long look around the street of shops, they realized that the prices were in a completely different currency.

"Um, how are we supposed to by something with dollars if they don't accept it?" Zombie King pointed out. "Maybe that bank over their can transfer money." He said pointing. Schizwolf and Cat Demon growled at the ugly building.

"I agree with Zombie King. Lets try." Nemari said and crossed the street. Inside were a bunch of ugly goblins. Politely, she walked up to one.

"Excuse me, but do you transfer money?" She asked. The goblin gave a gruff reply that had nothing to do with the question.

"Name. State clearly and name your companions." he replied. Nemari shocked, dumbly gave their names. "Very well, get in the cart and go to your vault." the goblin said pushing them in. He gave the cart a kick and sent them on a ride.

At last they stopped at a door that said 'Crispy Critters' on it in gold letters. Mavet opened the door with levitation and they found a mountain of strange coins. Six brown bags lay on the floor. Everyone picked one up and stuffed them with coins.

"I guess these are the Galleons, Sickles, and Knuts." Cat Demon said as she looked at the coins in her hands.

"Um yeah. Lets split up and get the supplies that we need. Schizwolf and Morpher get the robes. Zombie King and Nemari will get the books, while Cat Demon and I get the rest." Super Spy said. They all agreed and split up outside the bank.

Zombie King and Nemari did walk to the bookstore, but they got side tracked by a lot of stores. They stopped in a store that sold brooms. The two of them completely absorbed themselves in the brooms. Why would a store only sell brooms? Then they saw some people take them outside and fly around on them.

"But I can do that without a broom." Nemari said turning to Zombie King. They both shrugged and left the shop to get the books for everyone. They came out with their arms loaded with enormous books and many. They finally dragged themselves to a corner and dropped them on the ground.

"There is no way I'm going to deal with these! Zombie King, put them right there." Nemari groaned and planted her hand on the ground and shouted, "Middle Earth Dimension!" and they found themselves in a cave.

"I'm leaving the books here for awhile. I cannot carry all of them around." Nemari told Zombie King before returning to Diagon Ally. Fortunately, nobody saw them reappear. Zombie King left the shadows first and Nemari followed.

"According to the list, we're aloud to bring a pet. Wanna check out the pet store?" Zombie King asked her. Nemari smiled and they entered the loud pet store across the street. Owls, cats, toads, rats, and all kinds of other animals entered their vision. They separated, going to different sides of the store.

Nemari headed to the side with cats. Beautiful tabbies, calicos, angoras, siamese, Persians, ragdolls, turkish vans, and more purred at the sight of her. A brown tabby kitten rubbed the cage she was in. Nemari felt so sad for her as she looked at her with adorable eyes. Nemari picked the kitten's cage and walked straight over to the counter.

"This beautiful kitten is going with me." Nemari said with already love for the little one.

She dug out her purse and got several things the cat would need. Then she placed all the items on the counter in front of the owner.

"That'll be 37 galleons miss." The woman said. Nemari placed the money in her hand and left to find Zombie King.

In the end, the two of them hand dropped their pet supplies in the cave again and walk out of the store proudly with pets in their arms. Zombie King got an owl that he had named, Yume. She was a brown owl not much bigger than his head. Nemari held her purring kitten away from Yume. She had give her the name Artemis. Placing him on her shoulder, she and Zombie King entered the wand shop.

"Hello? Is any one hear?" Nemari called into the dark room. Someone finally came out of the shadows. It was an slightly old man. He came up to Nemari and inspected her face.

"What's you're name? Full name please." he said clearly. Nemari looked directly into those old eyes as she answered.

"Nemari Kazeta Moeru." Nemari said with out hesitation. The man's eyes brightened with interest and curiosity.

"Really? Where's your wings?" he asked, surprising Nemari. Numbly, she reached into her shirt to pull out the cord that bound them. She flexed them and they broke through her shirt. The man smiled.

"Dumbledore told me you and some other strange ones would be coming. Now, I can either make you a custom wand, or you can try out a few. The same goes for Zombie King." he said to them. After much thinking, Nemari and Zombie King decided to have custom made wands. Two feathers were pulled out of Nemari's wings and three hairs from Zombie. Nemari got a willow fifteen inch containing one of her feathers and a unicorn hair. Zombie King got a seventeen inch oak containing his three hairs and a dragon scale.

They finally met up with the rest of the group at their inn. Cat Demon had gotten a calico cat. She had named the proud creature Yuri. Yuri was female and very queen like. SuperSpy had bought a snake. Schizwolf and Morpher had decided not to get a pet.

"I've decided a good name for you. Faithful, what about that?" SuperSpy asked her snake. The snake coiled around her wrist and the two went up stairs. Nemari and Schizwolf cocked their heads at her.

"Yuri and I are tucking in for the night." Cat Demon said to her friends. Yuri purrs and wraps her slender body around Cat Demon. Morpher and Schizwolf went up to their room. At last, Zombie King and Nemari go to their rooms with their pets.

"Morpher! Wake up! We have to catch the train!" Nemari yelled in her sister's ear. Morpher simply turned over. Groaning, Nemari blasted her with water from her hands. Morpher sat up instantly. She turned into a cat and hissed angrily at Nemari. Nemari flapped her wings at her and went to wake Cat Demon up.

Zombie King laughed as he watched the wet Morpher cat growl and hiss as she shook herself dry. Cat Demon came out in her cat form, hissing the same curses. Schizwolf came out growling from a singed tail. SuperSpy was the only one unharmed, but she had woken on her own. Zombie King had woken up by pecking from Yume.

They all rushed downstairs to gobble down some breakfast before retreating back upstairs to get their trunks. Animals in cages, food packed in trunks with clothes and supplies, they all went back downstairs to discuss how to get to the train station.

"I think Shadow Dimension is the best way." Morpher said and gained a nod of approval from everyone.

"Then lets get moving." SuperSpy whispered. With a quick glance around, she pulled them all into her dimension and then pulled them onto a train platform. Everyone heaved their stuff onto trolleys.

"Um, so how do we get to Platform Nine and Three Quarters?" Cat Demon mewed questionably. She swung her head back and forth from Platform Ten to Platform Nine. She still didn't see anything.

Nemari scratched her head as she checked the letter and the Platforms. Suddenly, a man pushed Cat Demon aside in his hurry. He didn't even stop to say sorry. Cat Demon fell into a pillar. Nemari blinked and went to exam it. She fell into it. She didn't bump it at all. Could it be? Nemari and Shinigami stuck their heads into the pillar and saw a whole new platform. Cat Demon stood up and walked out of the pillar with their heads.

" Well, that just about settled our problems."Morpher said with a giggle. She calmly pushed her trolley into the pillar with Schizwolf. Cat Demon and Zombie King followed with the two goddesses not far behind.

After finding a compartment all to themselves, they loaded all of their luggage into various places. Zombie King's owl remained in her cage. Faithful wrapped his body around Shinigami as Yuri and Artemis draped themselves gracefully about their companions' bodies. The train chugged and then set forward.

After awhile, Cat Demon and Nemari decided to play a game of fire catch. Their cats watched with much interest. Finally, Artemis batted her paw at the ball of fire. Nemari only had barely enough time to fire proof her paw. After that, they stopped their game. At that moment, Shinigami and Morpher came in with snacks that they had purchased from the snack cart.

The train was starting to slow down. Quickly, the Crazy Creatures threw on their robes just in time to hear a voice yell for all first years. Nemari walked with Zombie King to the boats. Artemis remained on her shoulder as they sat in the boats. All the other CC members entered different boats.

After crossing the amazing lake, they came upon the castle. Both ZK and Nemari stared in awe. Their boats bumped the shore gently, and they stepped into a huge hall. The large man ushered them into a huge hall. The ceiling looked like the night sky outside. Nemari dropped her jaw. She quickly shoved it back into place and took a look around the room. Four huge tables were filled by students.

She looked to see a somewhat elderly lady briskly put a stool with a hat in the front of the hall. Everyone went quiet when they saw it. The CC members were shocked to find out that it opened a flap and sang. During the song, Nemari looked around for the headmaster. At last she found him. She took a few minutes to admire him. She then listened to the hat. It ended it's song and the woman who had put it there began to read off names. The child would walk up and sit on the stool and put the hat on.

"(Name withheld Zombie King) please step forward." Professor McGonagall called out. Nemari gave him a nudge forward. Zombie King moved his lanky body towards the way too small stool. Nemari chuckled to see his knees rise to his chest. The hat covered his eyes and all was silent until.

"GRYFFINDOR!"The hat screamed. The Gryffindor table applauded with enthusiasm. Nemari shuffled her wings in their casing. Not to long afterward, Shinigami was called up to the stool right after Cat Demon had also been proclaimed a Gryffindor.

"SLYTHERIN!" and with that, Shinigami walked to the Slytherin table. Smirking slightly evilly, Shinigami settled down with Faithful.

Schizwolf, Morpher and Nemari had to wait a little bit because their names were towards the end of the list. At last, Schizwolf walked over to Gryffindor table.

"(Name withheld Morpher) The professor called out, and Nemari watched her sister walk up. She crossed her fingers for her little sister. After what seemed like forever, Morpher was walking to the Gryffindor table. Nemari stood up at her name and walked to the stool. She sat down and put the hat on.

"Well, if it isn't another 'goddess'. Where shall I put you? Hmm? You're much more pure than the other one. No, Slytherin is quite out of the question. Hufflepuff as well, you may be loyal, but it is clear that you are loyal to only those that you choose. Let me see, Fire? Hmm... Fire is imbedded deep in your soul and mind. That would be bravery, but let me see. Wind as well? That would be Ravenclaw. Swiftness is their key. But that leaves you balanced perfectly. Aha...you have Water as well. That means you go to..." The hat said within her ears alone.

"Ravenclaw!" The hat shouted. The Ravenclaw table applauded loudly as she moved to sit with them.

The headmaster, Dumbledore, stood and said a few things. Then, food appeared in front of them. Licking her lips, Nemari heaped her plate with chicken, cheese, beef, and vegetables. She took a small sip of pumpkin juice and was surprised at the flavor. Artemis mewed in her lap. Smiling at her beautiful companion, Nemari slipped her a piece of chicken and then took a bite of the chicken herself.

Sweet potato and green beans filled with healthy flavor made her mouth water in delight. The dinner then cleared its self. In its place filled deserts that were claimed as Nemari's favorites. Pumpkin pie and cheesecake piled onto her plate and she attempted to stuff herself. At last, Nemari gracefully placed her fork and knife down content with her meal. The Headmaster stood up and said several more things. Nemari and the rest of her house got up to follow the prefects. Nemari shifted Artemis to her shoulders and walked to her house. The password for their brave lady knight was Shakespeare.

Nemari walked into her room and greeted her roommates. Their luggage was already there. With a sigh, she put her cat down and took off her shirt and bra off behind her canopy that hung above her bed. She slipped quickly into her nightgown and then lightly sat on the floor with her roommates to get to know one another. Shortly after, she slipped out of her pants and released her wings for sleep. Artemis crawled into Nemari's arms after some time.

Nemari snapped awake in her bed. She yawned and stretched her sore arms and back. She climbed out of her bed and was relieved to see no one was in the room. She the stretched her aching wings through special slots in her night gown. In horror, she heard a gasp, and turned around to face her room mate standing in the door.

A/N: Yay! That was a good one. Don't worry, I'm sure I can slip Harry in as a minor character. Pretty sure...CC members are real people, and are the main characters. Harry and the rest of the school are minor. I do not own any of them except Nemari. And last of all, the thing you've all been waiting for, The CC List!

Cat Demon: Cat human sometimes and sometimes a full demon cat/ controls fire/Fire Dimension

Shinigami/SuperSpy/Grim Reaper: Same person, She is the goddess of death, she controls the shadows/ Shadow Dimension

Schizwolf: A psyco wolf that gets stronger at full moon. She doesn't have any real powers though

Zombie King: King of Zombies...I really forgot his powers and dimension, but he controls zombies and he looks pretty much normal as CC goes.

Morpher/Morphing Bunny: she is a morpher, which basically means she transforms into any animal or CC member. She can use any one power of that CC member she transformed into, and she makes a lot of stupid potions, but we'll get to that later./Sky Chamber Dimension

Nemari: Has been said to be the most powerful of the Crazy Creatures, and got her power over fire taken away for a time. She got it back and is now the goddess of fire, water, and wind. She has two small wings on her back that she'll later learn how to transform. Also, she has a power Item. A lot of the other creatures have power Items, but I forgot them all. Nemari has a black egg that contains a legendary creature that she made./Middle Earth Dimension

Others: Ferret Angel was not the only CC member left behind, the others were either too young, or I was just too dam lazy to add all thirty. Not kidding, CC is a growing RPG and we do play it constantly. It is a live action one that the original three created during hurricane Isabel several years ago. The ones included in this story are just the ones who RP the most.(And Zombie King)