Cowboy Tidus – The One and Only Chapter
"Hey Jim!! Where in the heck is this food from?" asked Tidus.
Jim replied, "I didn't make it, that little pink-loving' freak DrT made it! Last time I saw her...she was playing with TakeraTKIshiada, the dog.
"Tell her that this food sucks!!" yelled Tidus.
"Why should I? She might send some kinkay mafia members after me!" screamed Jim.
"Oh…Who is the bounty for today Jim?" asked Tidus.
"I think her name is…Squirtel the Squirtle!" said Jim, "And she is with her boyfriend, Batman."
"What did she do?" asked Tidus.
"I THINK that she did something like…umm…I don't have a clue…" said Jim.
"DRTOMOE!!! Get over here now!! WHY DOES THIS FOOD HAVE DOG HAIR IN IT?!?!" screamed Tidus.
DrT replied, "Because I and TKII made it!"
"Woof Woof Bark Bark!" TKII Added.
"Oh Lord…" Tidus said as he was throwing up.
"Heh…This money sure smells good!" said Squirtel the Squirtle.
"I know…Why you think I got into this business?" asked Batman.
"I thought it was because you had endless rage…" said STS.
"True…True…" said Batman.
"THE JIG IS UP!!" screamed two figures!
"I am Cookie! And I am Cream!" they screamed.
"Ooops...Wrong Fic..." they said.
"We are bounty hunters! We are here to get 5 cents for you two!" said the bounty hunters.
"I am Tidus, and I am Jim!" said the hunters.
"Want to try some food?" Tidus asked.
"Sure!" Batman said!
And Batman and STS went to jail...since the food was gross…
THE END
"Hey Jim!! Where in the heck is this food from?" asked Tidus.
Jim replied, "I didn't make it, that little pink-loving' freak DrT made it! Last time I saw her...she was playing with TakeraTKIshiada, the dog.
"Tell her that this food sucks!!" yelled Tidus.
"Why should I? She might send some kinkay mafia members after me!" screamed Jim.
"Oh…Who is the bounty for today Jim?" asked Tidus.
"I think her name is…Squirtel the Squirtle!" said Jim, "And she is with her boyfriend, Batman."
"What did she do?" asked Tidus.
"I THINK that she did something like…umm…I don't have a clue…" said Jim.
"DRTOMOE!!! Get over here now!! WHY DOES THIS FOOD HAVE DOG HAIR IN IT?!?!" screamed Tidus.
DrT replied, "Because I and TKII made it!"
"Woof Woof Bark Bark!" TKII Added.
"Oh Lord…" Tidus said as he was throwing up.
"Heh…This money sure smells good!" said Squirtel the Squirtle.
"I know…Why you think I got into this business?" asked Batman.
"I thought it was because you had endless rage…" said STS.
"True…True…" said Batman.
"THE JIG IS UP!!" screamed two figures!
"I am Cookie! And I am Cream!" they screamed.
"Ooops...Wrong Fic..." they said.
"We are bounty hunters! We are here to get 5 cents for you two!" said the bounty hunters.
"I am Tidus, and I am Jim!" said the hunters.
"Want to try some food?" Tidus asked.
"Sure!" Batman said!
And Batman and STS went to jail...since the food was gross…
THE END