A/N: Well, here I go again, writing some pointless nonsense just for fun :X anyway, I'd be glad if any of you do like it. No romance, no seriousness here. The story taken place before the night class was opened.
Disclaimers: I do not own Vampire Knight or any of its characters.
Chapter 1: Another day at Cross Academy
"Do any of you notice this? There's something strange, very very strange going on here," With an extremely serious tone, and an equally serious look on his face, Kaien said, and quickly then destroying the mood he created with a violent sneeze.
The three teenagers currently in his study, as usual, took it for another ridiculous pastimes of the chairman. The whole act was nothing new to them, especially to the two that had been enduring it during the whole time they lived with him. And if the headmaster was not going to do anything new, so was they.
"Yeah, very strange," Zero was the first one to break the silence, a heavy sigh following his every word, "It seems that nowadays the flu doesn't even spare the idiots. That's good news."
"What are you referring to, Zero-rin?" The chairman exclaimed indignantly.
"I'm not referring anything, I've clearly said what I meant. And," Zero threw his murderous glare towards the chairman, "It seems that the flu can't keep your mouth shut, so maybe I myself should make sure it'll never open again..."
"No, Zero! You're too young to be a murderer! You still have the wonderful youth ahead! Kaname! Save me!" Kaien whined acting frightened.
Watching the whole act, Zero couldn't help but sighing. Stupid idiot.
"That's enough, Kiryuu-kun. I think the chairman has his point," Kaname calmly interrupted, a gentle smile flickered across his lips when he turned to the girl beside him, "I too was wondering about something strange here. Why did you not give me a welcome hug, Yuuki? It warms my heart to feel you holding me, clinging to me every time I come and leave, and by that I know I'm welcomed and loved. It saddened me to think that after the whole time we have been together, you keep putting distance between us. Why, Yuuki?"
A sad smile grew on the boy's lips as he went on, sadness filling his brown eyes, "Have I done anything wrong to you, Yuuki?"
"Ka-Kaname-senpai..." Yuuki stuttered, her face went just as red as her foster-father, feeling awkward at the endearing words her savior said, "I..."
"I definitely think coming anywhere close to some one like you is dangerous, Kuran-senpai. It's not your fault, Yuuki. I felt it too, that gross feeling when he's near me, the feeling like there's something cold creeping down my back and making me have goosebumps all over..." Acting disgusted, Zero said as if Kaname had not been right there with them hearing him the whole time.
"It's not good, Kiryuu-kun. You should not be afraid of me. In fact, if I really wanted to kill you, I would have done it long ago. Ah, how simple it is, to erase your annoying existence once and for all then I will never have to endure your impudence or your offense," said Kanama with his usual velvety tone, a fake smile growing on his lips.
"Yeah, that's so scary. Why don't you stop bragging and do what you said instead, Kuran-senpai? Or are you scared?" Zero replied.
"If you so foolishly wish to die, I shall gladly grant your wish. In which way do you want to die?" An devilish smile appeared on the pure blood's lips, his tone casual as if he was just talking about the weather,"Burned? Drowned? Or..."
The pureblood paused, his eyes sparked a mischievous light.
"How about me slowly draining your blood until you feel nothing but the cold darkness gradually devoured you into nothingness..."
"Kaname-kun! You too are still too young for that!" The chairman exclaimed in terror, "Don't kill Kiryuu-kun!"
"Argh! Stop this nonsense already!" Yuuki exclaimed, tired of the eternal fight between her two boys. Sometimes she just could not seem to understand why they two hated each other so much. Kaname being a pure blood vampire and Zero a hunter seemed not enough of a reason,"No one's going to kill anyone here!"
"I'm so sorry, Yuuki. I did my best to be polite to Kiryuu-kun, but he just did his best to be rude to me. It seems no one ever teached him any manners and he's just behaving however he likes, talking so rudely like a spoiled child..." Kaname said, faking innocent.
"Who's acting like a spoiled child now, bad-mouthing me as if I wasn't even here?" Zero said, annoyed at Kaname's indifference.
"Aha ha, that's very funny, thank you Zero," Yuuki immediately jumped in before another fight broke out between the two boys, "Headmaster," the girl hastily turn to her foster father for a change in the subject, hoping it would somehow lessen the murderous aura floating in the air, "What did you call us all here for?"
"Yeah that's- Achoo! I'm sorry ha achoo!" Kaien attempted to speak, though his words got lost in the violent sneezes.
"If serious stuff you were talking about was your health, then I'll be leaving, instead of waiting forever just to hear nonsense here," Zero sighed as his patience, thin as it already had been, was wearing thin.
Ignoring the boy, Kaname turned to Kaien.
"That's no good, chairman. I think you should get your health checked," said Kaname thoughtfully.
"Thank you, Kaname."
"Indeed I do understand how hard it is, having to bear a certain somebody's endless impudence and mocking, consistently giving him comfort and love but receiving none. There's no way you can be in good health after all the distresses like that.
"Oh Kaname! Only you ever understand my pain! Every day I pray that some day Kiryuu-kun will be more gentle to the father who loves him and cares for him but he just have to be so cold and cruel to me..." Kaien cried out, in the sudden heartbreak had miraculously got rid of the sneezes.
"This is enough! I'm out of here!" Zero stormed out furiously, but soon stopped short by Yuuki.
"Wait, Zero!" She begged.
"No, Yuuki. I don't have the whole day to sit here watching people mocking me!" Zero said.
"I'm so sorry, Zero-kun. I did not mean anything I said. Please don't hate daddy, pretty please?" Kaien said guiltily.
"Yeah, I'm sorry too, Kiryuu-kun. Can we shake hands and leave this behind us forever? I feel quite bored of arguing with you every time we meet and distressing my dear Yuuki." Kaname said, holding out his hand.
Zero looked confused as he stepped closer, a suspicious look on his face. He examined the palm of Kaname's hand carefully, as if he thought there was any chances that the boy could have a knife up his sleeve.
"My hand is clean, if that's what you want to know," said Kaname, impatiently.
Still suspicious, Zero lifted his hand and just when their hands was about to shake-
"How wonderful friendship between young men are! Go on, Zero-kun, give Kaname-kun a huge hug too!" Kaien screamed in excitement.
And just like that, Zero once again stormed out of the room.
"Zero! Not again..." Yuuki sighed in frustration, started to stop the boy from going but Kaname held her arm.
"There's no need for that, Yuuki. If Kiryuu-kun chose to run away forever from what he treasured, then let him be. If he wants to be away from what he holds dear to his heart the most, then it's okay," Kaname said, fully aware that Zero had stopped at the door watching him say every word.
"Kuran-" began Zero.
"Change your mind? Good. Then go back here. All this evening you gave me a feeling that you have something you don't want anyone to know, keeping changing the subject and walking away like that. Now would you please continue, chairman?" Kaname said.
"Thank you, Kaname-kun. Now I'm going to tell about a mysterious secret going on in our school, something so very frightening it'll chill you to your bones..."
A/N: Never mind the chairman, he just tried to make the impression, there's no scary mysteries at all. But it'll fun, and cute too, I promise.
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