I'm deciding to do many valduggery drabbles. Maybe some valguine and valpine. XD
The chapters will go on for ages and ages. Past 100. Something to just do. :P
I hope you enjoy. Feel free to review your own ideas!
By the way. Skulduggery is somehow human in this. :D
"Hey." Came a velvet voice.
"Hey."
"Hey."
"Hey."
"Hey."
This was getting annoying.
"Heyyyyy."
"What?!" Valkyrie yelled sleepily.
"Wake up."
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"But."
"What?"
"But...But...But."
"WHAT?"
"You have to!"
"Why?" She groaned.
"G-Ghastly's been kidnapped."
She shot out of bed. "Why didn't you just say that?"
"Because I didn't want to stress you." He said slowly before leaving the room.
Grumbling she quickly got up and got changed before running downstairs.
There. Sat Ghastly watching T.V. while Skulduggery hid in the kitchen.
"Hey Skulduggery." Se said sweetly.
Ghastly looked over and raised an eyebrow.
"Y-Yes?"
"Would you come here a moment?"
He slowly edged himself over to her stiffly.
"You see that guy on the couch there?"
Skulduggery looked at Ghastly who sup nodded him.
"I don't think he's been kidnapped. Do you agree?"
"It could be a hallucination."
"A hallucination we're both having?" She raised an eyebrow.
"Yes. Stranger things have happened and do, with alarming regularity."
"Don't use that sentence on me again."
"..."
Valkyrie put her hands on her hips.
"I. I wanted you to get up cause I missed you." He mumbled.
"You could of just said that." She muttered before wrapped her arms around his neck and kissing him full on the lips.
His hands went to her waist and he kissed back.
Ghastly, becoming awkward, inched himself out of the room as the kissed continued with too much passion for his liking.
Her hands became tangled in his black hair, he pulled her closer to him, his hands slipping up her shirt.
(. HEHEHEHEHEHE)
They parted for breath, he gently kissed down her neck, she hummed a soft, quiet moan.
Happy with he result he left her sink into him a he continued, she became impatient and stole his lips again.
His tongue rested on her lips, waiting for an entry. Once they both got it the kiss became somehow even more passionate.
Ghastly peeked around the corner to see if they were finished but quickly dived back and Valkyrie was pressed against the wall behind her.
In a few seconds her shirt was off, leaving her in a black bra.
(I'm so evil.)
Skulduggery's shirt was soon off too. His bare, muscled chest pressed against her own. Their hot skin lacerating the already sparked air.
-Meanwhile with Ghastly-
"T-Tanith. Help me." He whispered into his phone. Trying to ignore the moans coming from the other room.
"What's wrong?!" She asked, urgently.
"Its Skulduggery and Valkyrie...They decided to take the word passion to another level."
"Good god."
"I know right."
"I'LL BE RIGHT OVER TO FILM WIH YOU!" She yelled before hanging up.
-And back with the romance-
Somehow, their pants ended up on the floor...Dunno how that could possibly happen. . .
So now they were just in their underwear, taking this into his room.
She was pushed onto his bed, Skulduggery straddled her hips, kissing along her jawbone, down her neck and to her collar bone.
Her back arched.
(I feel wrong just writing this...)
-Ghastly and Tanith-
They crept up to the slightly open door and pressed film on the phone. Watching in utter horror as the whole thing turned into some sex scene.
Ghastly covered Tanith's eyes as the naked bodies were revealed.
She swatted his hand away and watched in a silent scream as things turned...sexual.
And then, Ghastly fell over and the door opened with a bang.
Valkyrie screeched and dived under the covers, which made them and her fall off the hidden side of the bed. Leaving a naked Skulduggery in a position, lying on his side facing them, resting his head on his right hand.
Both of their mouths fell open.
Skulduggery sighed.
"Oh please Ghastly. Like you haven't seen me naked before."
Well. I didn't actually plan for that to happen but OK.
Tell me what you think if you haven't puked already :P