Fireworks of Doom…
Sugar freak- ok, ok, I KNOW that the 4th of July is NOT celebrated in Japan but I feel like blowing people up with fire works…
And I don't own Inuyasha sadly…(sniff)
"What are those Kagome?" asked Shippo looking into a box Kagome had brought back with her
"These are fire works Shippo, my cousin from America sent these to me." Explained Kagome
"A-mere-e-ca?" asked Shippo
"It's another country Shippo, and today is a holiday there called the 4th of July or Independence Day and they launch fire works to celebrate. I though it would be fun if we could launch some here!" said Kagome
"Launch fire whats?" asked Inuyasha as he walked into the hut
"Fire works," corrected Shippo, "they launch them in a country called A-mere-e-ca to celebrate a holiday called the July 4th."
"I brought some so we could launch them too!" said Kagome
"How do you launch them?" asked Inuyasha looking into the box
"With these!" said Kagome holding up some matches
"You launch them with little sticks…?" asked Inuyasha looking at her like she was crazy
"No Inuyasha," sighed Kagome, "I'll show you when it gets dark out."
"Why when it's dark?" asked Inuyasha
"You'll see ok? You ask too many questions!"
"Well I don't know nothing about little sticks and 4 July's and work fires!"
"Well I'll show you later ok?"
Later…
"Fire works?" asked Sango
Kagome sighed, "Yes, and now that everyone is here I'm gonna explain this one more time."
Kagome picked up a blue rocket thingy with small white circles painted on the sides of it.
"You take the fire work rocket and you aim in up at the sky, and then," kagome paused at she took out a match, "you use a MATCH not a little stick, to light the rocket like so and then stand back!" kagome then lit the match and the fire work rocket (and to let you know I have NO idea how to launch a fire work rocket…I'm kind of going with what seems logical here…match and explosive rocket thingy make BOOM!)
Inuyasha, Shippo, Miroku and Sango all stood back with Kagome watching the rocket and then suddenly, it shot up toward the sky and exploded in to many little sparkling blue rings that kind of looked like bubbles
"WOW!" squealed Shippo "Can I launch one!"
"Only if you're careful!" warned Kagome
"Don't worry I'll be very careful!" said Shippo happily
Mean while…in an evil layer somewhere…
…A timer went off.
"Yay! My brownies are done!" said Naraku happily as he put in some pick oven mitts and removed a pan of brownies from a fire. (Why does Naraku have a timer, pink oven mitts, and the knowledge of how to make brownies 500 years in the past? Cuz it's my story and I can do what ever I want! XD also warning, this is about to get crazy…)
"I'll just leave them outside to cool!" said Naraku as he went outside with his brownies
Suddenly a shiny blue bubble like things appeared in the sky, and it began falling down towards him
"AHHH! THE SKY IS FALLING!" screamed Naraku, "But it's so shiny and pretty…I want to touch it…"
The shiny blue bubble was now right in front of Naraku and he reached out an oven mitted hand and touched it.
But when he touched the bubble he was electrocuted and transformed into a little toddler!
"Where da bubble go?" asked little Naraku as he looked around blinking, "Oh look! Yummy brownies!" then Naraku happily smashed his face into the pan of brownies.
Back with the people who with out knowing it turned Naraku into a little kid…
"Which one do you want to launch Shippo?" asked Kagome
Shippo looked into the box, "That one! With the fire on it!" Shippo pulled out a red rocket with orange and yellow fire on the sides.
"Ok, you remember how to do it?" asked Kagome
"Yeah but…how do you use the little fire sticks?" asked Shippo
"MATCHES! NOT little fire sticks! Gosh people it's not that hard to remember! Ok, I'm calm…I'll light it for you Shippo…" sighed Kagome as she lit the match for Shippo
"Yay!" said Shippo happily and he lit the rocket and then ran back to the others
The rocket went and exploded into little balls of bright orange fire which then rained back down to the ground
"Won't those hit something Kagome?" asked Miroku looking and the raining fire balls
"Nope, they will burn out before they hit the ground!" said kagome happily (How wrong you are Kagome…Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!)
In a random forest somewhere creepy…
"Hum…I have a bad feeling about something…" said Kikyo to her pet rock Bob, "Something is not right Bob…but I don't know what…"
Suddenly an orange fire ball came flying out of the sky and hit Kikyo's head and set her on fire!
"NOOO! I'M MELTING!" screeched Kikyo as she melted into a clay lump
Then some random little munchkin people came running out of the woods singing, "DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!" (I don't own the Wizard of Oz or the munchkin people even though I am one O.o)
"NOO! She was the only one who ever talked to me!" cried Bob the rock
"AHHHH! POSSESED ROCK!" yelled the little munchkin people and they all ran away from poor Bob the rock
Back with the people causing all this…
"Wow! That was really cool Kagome!" said Shippo
"Can I launch one?" asked Inuyasha
"Sure, but I only have one left…" said kagome
Inuyasha looked into the box to see a bright pink rocked with little unicorns on it
"I'M NOT TOUCHING THAT THING!" yelled Inuyasha
"Well I'm not launching it!" announced Kagome
"Not me either!" said Shippo
They looked at Miroku and Sango
"NO WAY!" said Sango shaking her head and waving her hands in front of her face
"That thing is obviously pure evil." announced Miroku, "It could harm us if we touch it."
So the 5 of them all just stared at the evil pink fire work rocket until Kirara came over…
"Oh for the love of pie I'll launch the stupid thing!" the cat growled and Kirara took a match and lit the rocket and then walked over to Sango, sat down next to here, and meowed.
Everyone looked at Kirara in shock until the rocket went off….in all its girly glory…
Little pink sparkling unicorns, hearts and stars lit up the sky.
"MY EYES!" yelled everyone as everything around them was covered in a pink glow
Maybe I shouldn't have did that…Thought Kirara as she tried to hid from the evil pinkness
Now we go see what happens to the evil pinkness…
"Lord Sesshomaru! I can't sleep!" whined Rin
"Well count those random sheep over there." Replied Sesshomaru as he pointed to a bunch or random sheep jumping over a random fence
"1 sheep…2 sheep…3 sheep…" Rin began counting the sheep
Suddenly she noticed something…weird….
The sheep began to glow pink…
Rin looked up in the sky and saw it lit up with pink glittery stars and hearts.
"Wow! Looky at that Lord Sesshomaru!" said Rin pointing at the sky
"OH HOW PRETTY!" squealed Jaken, "LOOK MY LORD! A UNICORN!"
Sesshomaru just stared at jaken and began twitching.
"That unicorn looks like it's coming closer!" said Rin, "AHHH! IT'S HEADED STRAIGHT FOR US!"
"IT WANTS TO BE FRIENDS!" squealed Jaken happily
But the Unicorn didn't look friendly. It had evil pink eyes and seemed to fly out of the sky…It was flying right at Lord Fluffy…
Before Fluffy could move the unicorn smashed into him and exploded into a cloud of pink dust.
"Lord Sesshomaru!" yelled Rin
"THE UNICORN DIED!" sobbed Jaken
Then when the pink cloud of dust cleared…There stood Fluffy…a completely pink Lord Fluffy…
"L-Lord Sesshomaru…?" asked Rin looking at the pink lord
Sesshomaru looked at his pink self and began twitching like mad.
"I-I'M P-P-PINK! PINK!" he yelled
"ISN'T IT LOVELY!" said Jaken happily
Lord Pink-n-fluffy glared at Jaken and pulled out his pretty pink sword and aimed it at Jaken
"Pink is NOT lovely!" growled Lord Pink-n-fluffy
"EEP!" squeaked Jaken and he ran away to hid under a rock
Lord Pink-n-fluffy looked at his pretty pink sword.
"Someone…is going to…PAY!"
"Yay! We escaped the possessed rock!" cheered some random little munchkins as they ran out of the woods
"Look my Lord! Munchkin people!" said Rin pointing at the little munchkins
"AHHHHH! IT'S A PINK GIRLY DEMON!" screamed the munchkins
Then all the munchkins ran over to the random sheep and jumped on the sheep's backs and they flew away as fast as they could. (Yes, the sheep fly)
"….If I ever find out who did this…." Mumbled Lord Pink-n-fluffy as he looked at his pink fluffy, "….They shall PAY! I WILL GET THEM WITH MY PRETTY PINK SWORD! THEY SHALL PAY!"
With the ones who "shall pay"…
"That was scary Kagome…I'm gonna have nightmares now." Said a very scared Shippo
"It's ok Shippo…me too…I had no idea how pink and girly that was going to be…" replied Kagome
Inuyasha and Miroku were twitching like crazy and Sango looked mentally disturbed.
"No more (twitch) fire works (twitch) like that Kagome…" stuttered Inuyasha
"I agree!" announced everyone else
"The first two were cool though!" said Shippo
"I'll bring more non-pink-n-girly fire works next year ok Shippo?" asked Kagome
"Yay!" said Shippo happily
"Happy Independence Day everyone!" said kagome happily
"I thought it was 4 Julys…" said Inuyasha
"I thought it was Independence 4th…" said Sango
"I thought it was July day…" said Miroku
"I thought it was July Independence 4th day…" said Shippo
"You're all close enough…" sighed kagome
sugar freak- I know it was strange but oh well! I was bored! Happy 4th of July peoples! Please review!