Authors note:I don't own family guy and no disrespect to hotel inn you guys are great :)

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'Peter what the hell is your problem so what if they banned a few dirty movies get over it the rest of the world did' Lois screamed

Peter narrowed his eyes as they stalked Lois 'd-o-n-t y-o-u- e-v-e-r- e-v-e-r s-a-y- t-h-a-t- a-g-a-i-n- d-o- y-o-u- h-e-r-e- m-e?' he warned

'Dont say what, just get over it for Christ's sake Peter'

'Oh I'll get over it' he spoke still warning her as Stewie and Brian got up off the couch as music started playing

(music to fcc)

They will fuck up all ya talking in a manner such as this,

They'll make ya fuck a manky lass even if she looks like shit,

And they'll make you anger Lois coz they love taking the piss,

It's the plain situation there's no negotiation there the douchebags at the freekin FCC.

There as stupid and as cowardly as the silly nannies group,

Make a joke about the fat chick or they'll order in the troops,

Any twatbag with a brain can tell you that most people have no use,

Take a tip take a lesson you'll always win by messin there the bastards at bloody FCC.

And if you find yourself stuck in a hotel inn,

You will get robbed blind because of everything,is so expensive.

So they conned the freekin taxman there prepared to do there worst and they punched your wife in the ovaries just as she was giving birth,

I can think of quite another thing they should of fucked up first,

They may just be retarted or possible sick hearted there the fellas at the freekin FCC.

'Ha I'll think you'll find that it's one nil till next time Lois' he grinned eyes narrowed again

Hi hope u guys liked this first fg fanfic its amazin what you think of when your washing your hair lol

ill update soon :)