All rights go to their respectful owners. I don't own Invader Zim, just the OCs.

Sorry if my name sounds a little unoriginal... It's my name and I didn't notice it rhymed with Zim until I finished writing this... Anyways, let's just skip to the story.

Zim's POV:

"I know! I could... No, I already tried that... How about I... No, did that to him last week."

Gir walked in with a huge smile on his face as usual.

"Hiya, Mastah! Whatcha dooooooin?"
"Plotting my revenge on that stupid Dib..."
"Why?"
"Yesterday, that filthy human had the nerve to pull the chair away from me, THE ALMIGHTY ZIM, right before I sat down. I fell and the whole classroom laughed at me. They will see who will be the one laughing... THEY WILL ALL SEE! Especially Dib stink... He will beg for mercy and I'll be there to laugh in his pathetic, human..."

Suddenly, a loud alarm rang, interrupting my rage filled rant. The lights flashed red and yellow. I checked the computer.

"Hmm... This is odd... It says there is another Irken on this planet. But... THIS IS ZIM'S PLANET! If anyone will conquer Earth it should be Zim, with nobody else! Revenge will have to wait... Let's go check this out, Gir!"

I turned around and saw Gir was not there.

"GIR! GIR! WHERE ARE YOU, GIR? AH! THERE YOU ARE! Come on, we have to go. Put on your disguise"
"Okay!"

(Five minutes later)

We arrived at the most normal earth house I had ever seen. It had plastic flamingos and dears on the lawn. I should remind myself to put some plastic dears on my lawn... The house also had two giant flags that said "EARTH IS THE BEST!" I walked towards the door, knocked, and ran behind a bush.

"Hello?"

I couldn't believe my eyes. An unusually tall Irken stood at the door. Her eyes were filled with nothing but joy and happiness. I felt a strange urge to bow down before her.

"Whoa..."

She turned around and saw me behind the bush.

"Hello... May I... Help you?"
"I AM ZIM! ZIM NEEDS NO HELP!"
"Okay then..."

She walked back into her house. Well... That went according to plan...

Kim's POV:

I heard a knock on the door. When I opened the door, there was no one there. How strange. Then I heard the faintest sound coming from the bushes.

"Hello... May I... Help you?"
"I AM ZIM! ZIM NEEDS NO HELP!"
"Okay..."

I went back inside and slammed the door shut. Humans were so strange... Then I noticed something... I WASN'T WEARING A DISGUISE! HEY SAW ME IN MY TRUE IRKEN FORM! I bet he was such an idiotic human he didn't notice. I went down to my lab and found my SIR unit, Izy, playing with the toaster.

"What are you doing, Izy?"
"Me making waffles!"

Ok... I admit my SIR unit wasn't the smartest... But I liked her like that. What fun would it be if I had a fully operational SIR unit? I heard another knock at the door.

"Robot parents, answer the door!"

Zim's POV:

I knocked on the door again, this time more prepared. The door opened, but she didn't answer... Her robot parents did...

"Hello!"
"I'm here to see your offspring..."
"Kim, our perfectly human daughter, is inside. Come on in."

Kim's POV:

I went upstairs and saw that human from five minutes ago sitting on my sofa. He took off his gloves. That was a sign of Irken respect. How did he know that? Unless... No... It couldn't be!

Zim's POV:

"YOU'RE IRKEN!"
"WHAT? WHO? ME? No! Of course not! I don't come from planet Irk... Where would you get that from?"
"Um... You walked outside without your disguise... And you're still not wearing one!"

Her spider legs came out from her PAK. Two of them pinned me against the wall while another one was against my neck.

"YOU TELL ANYBODY ABOUT ME BEING IRKEN, I SWEAR I'LL..."
"Wait! You didn't let me finish."
"Talk or lose your head!"
"Zim is Irken, too!"
"PROVE IT!"
"If I wasn't Irken, could Zim do this..."

Spider legs came out of my pack and pushed her off me and onto the sofa.

Kim's POV:

"Wow..."
"Do you believe Zim know?"

He flashed a zipper-like smile. I was shocked for a few seconds, but his voice snapped me out of it.

"Why have you come here?"
"I... Uh... I... Was sent to... Take over the planet!"

His smile faded into a frown.

"Oh... Well, me too! You seem very familiar... Do I know you?"
"Well... You probably don't know me... But you should know my dad. He's Tallest Red."
"Y-you... Are Tallest Red's daughter?"
"Yep!"
"That's why I felt an urge to bow down to you..."
"Huh?"

He fell to his knees and looked at me with sad eyes.

"My apologies for my behavior, Tallest..."
"Kim... My name is Kim..."
"Then my apologies for my behavior, Tallest Kim... I did not know you were Tallest Red's daughter... Feel free to hit me because of my stupidity..."
"Uh... No thanks... And please don't call me Tallest Kim. I'm not Tallest and I don't want to be Tallest. I want to be an invader... Which I am!"
"Zim is an invader, also!"
"Why do you speak in third person? Wait... Did you say you're name is Zim?"
"That is correct... I AM ZIM!"

Oh my gosh! I knew who he was. My dad told me stories about an Irken named Zim that almost destroyed our planet and was banished to some unknown planet. I thought that was just a legend. If he's here... That means I was banished to some unknown planet too!

Zim's POV:

Her eyes stared to fill with tears.

"Are you ok? You look like you're about to cry..."
"Cry... Irkens don't cry because their PAKs... Oh no... I'm a reject!"

She looked at her PAK and started crying.

"What's wrong?"
"Zim, we were both sent here as rejects, our PAKs are defective, and that's why we have to cry, eat, and sleep!"

I stared at her in disbelief.

"But you're Tallest Red's daughter... How were you rejected?"
"I... I don't know..."

Hey guys Kim here :P

Hope you liked the first chapter of Invader Kim :3

Please give me an honest review of what you think about it so far and if you think I should continue ^_^

Don't worry, I won't get mad if you tell me I shouldn't :)

I just won't listen XD

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Next chapter will be up... I don't know when... But, hopefully, soon ;)

And...

There...

Will...

Be...

DIB :D 3