Me and my sunglasses had been engaged for a few weeks when something awful happened…it pains me to talk about but I suppose I will… They CHEATED on me and of all the people to cheat on me with they did it with Melony!
I couldn't look at them for weeks even when I wanted to I refused to look at them (the sun really was annoying without them I never noticed before) Melony told me she didn't know what she was thinking but I always knew she was jealous of our love!
So I decided to get REVENGE! It took me a while to think of a plan but eventually I had one (Insert evil laugh here) I decided that I would…(dramatic pause)…BUY I DIFFERENT PAIR OF SUNGLASSES! So I contacted a few suppliers I knew, hanged on street corners waiting all the stuff the creped the hell out of me and eventually I found a pair they were so HOT.
To sum this up quickly I made my old sunglasses jealous of my new sunglasses until they came crawling back begging for forgiveness and I couldn't help but forgive them! So we're not getting married anymore we're building back up to that but melony and the new sunglasses really hit it off so maybe they'll be happy together