Sasuke in Wonderland
I don't own Naruto or Alice in Wonderland, this is simply fanfiction and I do not profit from this.
Ch. 1 Smell of Shit
Narrator: It was morning. The birds chirped in the distance, and gold gleamed in the sky. A raven haired girl-Sasuke: I'm a guy! Narrator: A raven haired…thing sat alone on the edge of a fountain. The wind was blowing slightly and carried the smell of shit. Sasuke: You're on crack aren't you? Narrator: The curious and brave Sasuke couldn't help but follow the smell. Sasuke: (eye twitch) Narrator: The queer scent led her through a garden maze. The odor had become quite strong. And there before him, was a weasel. 0/ \0. Sasuke glared down at the creature. He despised weasels for reasons unknown. Weasel: Would you look at the time! I must be going! Narrator: The creature bolted with all his might farther into the maze. The raven haired boy girl ran after him. The creature escaped through a hole large enough for a fat man to squeeze through. Curious and brave little Sasuke proceeded into the hole. Sasuke: I am NOT going in some random hole in the ground! Narrator: Too bad. Clumsy Sasuke was pushed slipped and fell into the dark hole. She fell and fell and fell. Floating objects in the hole had become visible. A condom flew into her face. Sasuke: What the fuck get it off me! Narrator: And ketchup all over her shoe. She continued to fall. She hit a tiled floor with the pattern of cards. The room was large and small all the same. There was a door, but it was too small! The poor thing sat down on the ground and cried. Sasuke: Wah. Wha. Wah. Narrator: She remembered home, and how she would always eat sweets when she was in sorrow. But then, a miracle happened! There was a little cake on the table, and this had made little Sasuke happy.
Sasuke: Hey! I don't LOVE cake, OK? What am I, L or something? Narrator: Little Sasuke quickly ate the treat. The girl started to grow taller. Before long, her head hit the ceiling and she had to curl up in the room just to be able to breath! Sasuke: Get me the fuck out of here now! Narrator: Little Sasuke discovered a glass of mysterious liquid. She immediately gulped it down. Soon she had begun to shrink, but far smaller than her original size! The raven haired girl could have been the child of a mouse! Sasuke: Now this is just GREAT! Narrator: Sasuke quickly ran out the door, discovering Narnia. Sasuke: You really are on crack!