Vampire Loser: Hi everyone I know I should be updating my other stories but I have to do this before someone else does
Deadheart: This is going to be good too I get to make not just Sasuke suffer but almost the whole main cast
Sasuke: Damn
Vampire Loser: Ha well enjoy the story oh and I might say stuff like a narrator style okay enjoy
Deadheart: read and review
Sasuke: Nor Vampire Loser or Deadheart own Naruto
Meeting the Campers
Three people stand on a dock in front of what appears to be cabins. The camera zooms into the people. One of them is a woman she is standing between two men; she has blonde hair, brown eyes, and a big chest. She is wearing a pair of gray caprise and a green tank top (A/N: just her regular clothing). To her right is man with long spiky white hair which is held in a medium high pony tail. He had on a burgundy t-shirt and regular denim jeans.
To her left is a man with long black hair, eyes that are yellow and his skin is very pale. He has on a pair of skinny, jeans a black t-shirt and has an ear ring in the shape of a sound cord. The camera zooms in closer and the woman says "Welcome I am Tsunade and we invited 20 teenagers to this place saying it was a five star hotel and all they had to do is live with complete strangers for the summer".
The man with earring says "I am Orochimaru, these teenagers have no idea that the five star hotel is actually a 10 year olds summer camp, but we didn't completely lie they do have to live we each other for the whole summer…more or less".
The man with the white hair says "I am Jiraya, join us as we see how they react to this and let us see if they can make it through our challenges, each other, insects and animals and of course gross summer camp food. Let's meet them shale we".
The sound of a boat is heard and a boy with white hair in a pony tail and glasses gets off the boat. He is wearing a pair of skinny jeans and a black t-shirt with blood splattered on it (fake of course). "Kabuto welcome" said Orochimaru. Kabuto quirks an eyebrow and says "Isn't this a summer camp?" "Yes now go stand over there, no questions or complaints until all the campers are here" said Jiraya. Kabuto shakes his head but picks up his suit case and moves.
Moments later the boat is heard again and off comes a girl with brown hair held up in two buns she had on a Chinese style pink shirt and blue shorts. She pulls a surf board with her and then sighs and says "Reality T.V trick, Great just great I knew it was too good to be true". She then walks but Tsunade calls her and says "Hello Tenten welcome". Tenten turns around then hits Jiraya on the back of the head knocking him into the lake.
Orochimaru laughs and says "I like this girl" to Tsunade who nods then he calls out to Jiraya saying "HEY JIRAYA ARE YOU ALL RIGHT". Jiraya then climbs back on the dock dripping with water mumbling. Tenten says "sorry" then she turns around and Tsunade and Orochimaru duck but Jiraya gets knocked off the dock again. Everyone laughs once Tenten is near Kabuto he says "Kabuto" then he extends his hand "Tenten" she answers and shakes his hand.
The boat arrives again and of a girl in pink tank top, kaki (sp?) Bermudas, pink hair, and pink sandals. She gapes and says "You have got to be kidding me! Where is my lawyer?" Jiraya pulled out a thick stack if papers from what seemed no where and says "Sorry Sakura you signed a legal contract saying you will not under any circumstance sue the show or its creator". Sakura then huffs and walks to where Tenten and Kabuto are at.
The boat then drops of a boy with long blonde hair in a half pony tail and blue eyes, he is wearing a plain white T-shirt and black shorts. He looks around and says "Not to shabby yeah. I mean it could have been worst they could have made us make our own houses yeah". "Deidara welcome to the island" said Orochimaru. "It's good to be here yeah" he answers before picking up his suit case and walking to the others and introducing himself.
The boat leaves a boy with short black hair, black eyes and he is wearing black and gray checkered Bermuda shorts a black t-shirt with "MAXIMUM THE HORMONE" written on splattered green goo (once again fake). "Sai welcome to…" began Jiraya "Yeah, yeah thanks" he then walks off to join the people. When he gets to them he smiles at Sakura and says "Hi ugly" then he turns to Tenten and says "Nice buns". Kabuto laughs and says "I hope you mean her face". (A/n: I say that all the time too)
The boat then drops off (A/n: Jesus that is only the 6 contestant only 14 more to go bear with me people) a blue eyed blonde, her hair is in a high pony tail. She has on a sleeve less purple shirt and a denim skirt and purple sandals. She sighed and said "Don't tell me I know" then she drags her feet to where the other people where at. "That was Ino folks" says Tsunade in a cherry manner.
The boat then drops off another blonde. She has dirty blonde hair, black eyes; she has on a blue shirt with a hood and front pocket and denim jeans. "Welcome Temari" says Jiraya "Yeah, thanks that is nice now where is the bathroom" Jiraya then points the way then she runs for it.
The boat then drops of a girl with raven colored hair with a blue hue to it she had soft lavender eyes and has a big chest. She has on a lavender sweater and black skinny jeans. "Hinata welcome" said Orochimaru. "T-thank you" answered Hinata as she bowed to the hosts. When she walked to the guys Sai said "Hi I am Sai. So how are you doing angel?" Hinata blushed and said "Hi I-I am Hinata, a-and good y-you"
The boat then dropped off the rest of the campers (separately people) (and cause the author got tired of typing all of that so now there all here and I am still rambling so I will stop now). They were a boy named Kankuro with brown eyes and hair dressed in a plain white t-shirt and brown shorts. Chouji a chubby boy with brown hair and eyes, he wore a t-shirt with a leaf on it (coughleafcough) and blue shorts.
A boy with black hair and eyes and skin with a blueish hue to it named Kisame; he wore a black t-shirt and regular jeans. Naruto a boy with blue eyes and blonde hair and was very hyper; he wore an orange t-shirt with a red swirl in the middle and denim jeans. Then a red head named Gaara with aqua colored eyes ad a black slipknot shirt and black skinny jeans and a studded belt.
Sasuke a boy with jet black hair and onyx colored eyes in a plain black t, and denim skinny jeans. Sakura and Ino immediately threw themselves all over him; he seemed rather annoyed at this. Kiba with brown hair and eyes and a tan, he wore a burgundy T and denim shorts, he also brought along his dog Akamaru. Lee a boy with black eyes and very bushy eyebrows; he wore a green shirt and faded blue jeans.
Neji a boy with long black hair, gray eyes and he wore a gray shirt with a caged bird sign on it, and a pair of black jeans. Shino a boy with black tall hair (A/n: I am a huge fan of Shino but it occurs to me that he has an afro no?) sunglasses hiding his eyes, he wore a black shirt that insulted people when they read it and some black skinny jeans. Shikamaru a boy with brown eyes, hair, and a light tan and hair in a high pony tail making it look like a pineapple. He wore regular jeans and a blue t-shirt.
And lastly Itachi a boy who looked a lot like Sasuke with black hair in a low pony tail and in a blood red shirt and denim colored skinny jeans. (Jesus! I thought I would never be done but hey I am YAY).
"Welcome" said Tsunade "As you probably noticed reality TV strikes again". Orochimaru then says "You will be living here the rest of the summer and you will be split into to teams and given challenges". Jiraya then picks it up and says "The winners of the challenge are safe; however the losers will have to vote off a member of their team. Oh and if you want to say something to the camera, but not to the campers you sit in there" he says as he points to the bathrooms. Tsunade grins and says "The last person here wins a mini fortune you will most likely blow off in a day".
"Now" said Orochimaru "To put you guys in teams". "O let me do it" said Jiraya. "Knock yourself out" said Tsunade and Orochimaru just shrugged. "Yes!" said Jiraya "Lets see I know: Kabuto, Sakura, Sai, Temari, Kankuro, Kisame, Itachi, Kiba, Neji, and Shikamaru you are the Crazy beavers" "WHAT!" yelled Sakura. Sai said "What I am not with angel this is unfair". Jiraya ignored them and said "The rest of you are the killer bears. Now go to your cabins". Kankuro then walked to Jiraya and asked "The rooms are not coed right?" "Sure" said Jiraya "Girls sleep in one side of the room the boys in the other side" as he pushed Kankuro away.
Scene Change: The next day
The camera starts at the base of a mountain it quickly rises to the top and reveals the campers they were all in their bathing suits all guys were top less most girls in bikinis other than Hinata who wore a black t-shirt and a pair of black shorts. "Welcome to your fist challenge" said Orochimaru "All you have to do is jump off this cliff into that circle down there. If you miss you fall into shark infested waters. However we are pretty sure the circle is pretty shark free". Everyone looks down and a far way down one can see the lake and the sharks. "Killer bears your up first".
Everyone seems scared and then Lee says "I will go first my youthful friends" then he jumps down. "That is one crazy cool weirdo" says Deidara. They look down to see if Lee made it and he did. The Killer bears cheer and then Deidara lets his hair lose and then grabs it all in a low pony tail and says "It is my turn Yeah!" then he runs off the cliff yelling "Cannon Ball!" he makes it. Then went Tenten who grabbed her nose as she was falling and she made it, then Naruto who had his arms and feet flapping all over his body but he doesn't make it and starts yelling and swimming away from the sharks that are fallowing him. .
Then Gaara jumped and crossed his arms while he was falling with a bored expression on his face but he made it. Hinata convinced Shino to jump with her because she didn't want to alone they jumped holding hands and fell with Hinata shutting her eyes and Shino clutching on to his glasses and they both made it.
Then Sasuke jumped and as he fell he closed his eyes and covered his nose and made it. Then it was Ino's turn "I will not jump, besides I have seen the other team I am sure they wont jump" she stated firmly. "That is okay if you don't want to jump but you have to wear this all day" said Orochimaru as he put a chickens hat on her then she walked off the cliff.
Then it was Chouji's turn. Kisame in the bathroom sharing his opinion "Okay so I am standing here thinking if he jumps he is dead". Gaara sharing his opinion "I was kind of weird and kewl at the same time. I mean there is a chance this guy might die jumping". Chouji then walks to the edge so his toes are dangling over he takes a deep breath and jumps.
SILENT MOMENT. Suddenly a loud splash is heard and they look down. Nothing comes up after a while then Chouji jumps out and yells "WOOT YEAH I DID IT! IN YOUR FACES PEOPLE". The killer bears then cheer again. And when he comes up Naruto says "Man that was so kewl! You rule!" "Thanks man!" says Chouji as they do knuckles.
Back on top of the mountain
Orochimaru then turns the Beavers and says "Well who goes first?" Kisame takes a couple of steps forward and says "What the hell, I'll go" then he jumps off. As he is falling he lays downs on the air and falls in the circle. "That looks so kewl! Man I am next!" yelled Kiba then he runs off and as he falls in belly flop but he misses and swims as quickly as possible to shore before the sharks notice.
"Ha! Well looks like I am next" said Sai before he stands on the edge and dives into the water making it in the circle. Neji just nodded and then jumped off indifferently and made it. Kankuro then said "Well Temari, if I don't make it tell ma that I burned the barn" then he jumped off yelling, he missed though and was being chased by the sharks too.
Itachi then sighed and then jumped off and fell in practically standing but he made it. Sakura then said "I will not jump, do you have any idea the damage salt water does to your hair". Temari then said "Look just jump". "Why should I" said Sakura. Temari got in her face and said "I you wont I will make you!" "I'd like to see you try" yelled Sakura. Temari then picked Sakura up and threw her in and then jumped in after her. As they fell Temari laughed and Sakura yelled "I hate you Sabuko Temari!" They both made it.
Kabuto was laughing and then he said "So Shikamaru was it, do want to do the honors or should I go?" Shikamaru yawned and said "Might as well get this over with" then he jumped and as he fell he yawned and made it. Kabuto then grinned and "Well looks like it is my turn" then he ran off and as he fell he curled into a ball and did some flips and fell into the water but he made it.
Orochimaru turned to the camera and said "Looks like we have a tie". Both teams cheered but Orochimaru walked down and said "However, everyone from the beavers jumped, however they missed to people. Bears Naruto missed however Ino refused to jump so the winners are the Crazy Beavers!" The crazy beavers cheered and the bears glared at Ino (all but Hinata of course).
Scene Change: At the camp fire
Team bears sat on tree stumps in front of a fire. Orochimaru stood in front of them and said "Hello campers, well you guys lost the challenge and you guys have voted to who goes home". Everyone took a look at each other and then Orochimaru pulled out a plate full of marshmallows. Sasuke's opinion: I am not sure who is going to go home but I know it is not going to be me. Gaara's opinion: Okay I really have nothing to say but they made me saying I have to say something so yeah.
Orochimaru grinned and said "I have 9 marshmallows, I will call your names whose name I don't call will take the walk of shame down the dock, and go on the loser boat, and they can never come back…ever. First name is Hinata". Hinata got up and walked to get the marshmallow, and stood next to Orochimaru. "Lee…Deidara…Gaara…Shino…Tenten…Sasuke…Chouji…the name who I do not call must immediately pack there bags and go home…Naruto". Ino and said "What this is so unfair! Ugh!" then she left.
Orochimaru then said "Well good night campers tomorrow we have another challenge for you" then the camera zooms out then goes over the camp.
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