Piece of Me
Death Eater Community
Subject: Piece of Me
By: TheDarkLord (Moderator)
Message:
I'm Mr Baldava Kedavra
Another day another drama
Guess I can't see the harm
In Killin' and splitting el alma
And with a kid to ruin my karma
I'm still an exceptional charmer
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
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Signature: Waka Waka
Reply by: SexyNaughtyBitchy
To: TheDarkLord
Subject: Re: Piece of Me
Message:
I can't wait, I need a bit
Baby, give me it
You're dangerous, I'm lovin' it
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Signature: Toxic
Reply by: TheDarkLord
To: SexyNaughtyBitchy
Subject: Re: Re: Piece of Me
Message:
Will cage my "snake" and see you in the "forbidden forest" at twi...midnight!
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Signature: Waka Waka
Reply by: NeverSayNever
To: TheDarkLord
Subject: Re: Piece of Me
Message:
THEY SAID IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN
THEY SAID HE WOULD NEVER MAKE IT
BUT YOU NEVER STOPPED BELIEVING
THE INSPIRING TRUE STORY
OF AN ORDINARY KID
YOU DISCOVERED
GET CLOSER
EXPERIENCE HIS WORLD
NEVER SAY NEVER
IN 3D
ONLY IN THEATERS
THIS FEBRUARY
B PART OF IT
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Signature: NEVER SAY NEVER 3D hits Theaters Feb 11th
Author: TheDarkLord
To: NeverSayNever
Subject: Re: Re: Piece of Me
Message:
Give it a break, you insolent little Whorecrux!
How else do you think you got famous?
Bless my soul and keep your head down!
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Signature: Waka Waka
Reply by: TheDarkLord
To: TheDarkLord
Subject: Re: Piece of Me
Message:
Lurkers - I have put an anti-lurking charm on this post.
De-Lurk this post now or watch your house-elf die.
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Signature: Waka Waka
Reply by: R.A.B.
To: TheDarkLord
Subject: Re: Piece of Me
Message:
Sorry my Lord, but I just don't feel I'm knowledgeable enough to reply.
Are you requiring some sort of escort service?
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Signature: STOP SPAMMING MY ACCOUNT WITH FAN MAIL TO MY BROTHER! I'M NOT AN OWL!
Reply by: R.A.B.
To: TheDarkLord
Subject: Re: Piece of Me
Message:
Time is a factor for me as well. You see, I have to clear my inbox of spam every 15 minutes.
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Signature: STOP SPAMMING MY ACCOUNT WITH FAN MAIL TO MY BROTHER! I'M NOT AN OWL!
Reply by: TheDarkLord
To: R.A.B.
Subject: Re: Re: Piece of Me
Message:
SHUT UP AND LURK MOAR, you stupid n00b!
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Signature: Chief Death Eater (NOT Baby-sitter!)
Reply by: Gulye
To: TheDarkLord
Subject: Re: Piece of Me
Message:
BOMP
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Signature: Ruar
Reply by: Crappe
To: TheDarkLord
Subject: Re: Piece of Me
Message:
PUMB
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Signature: Rawr
Reply by: TheDarkLord
To: TheDarkLord
Subject: Re: Piece of Me
Message:
BUMP
No more potent volunteers? What about you Lucius?
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Signature: Chief Death Eater (NOT Baby-sitter!)
Reply by: ForbesFictional15
To: TheDarkLord
Subject: Re: Re: Piece of Me
Message:
Guess I can't see the harm
In keeping a diary and combing my hair
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Signature:
I've been on the cover of Forbes magazine
Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen
Reply by: TheDarkLord
To: TheDarkLord
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Piece of Me
Message:
Speaking of hair, Lucius, I require your wig tonight for a bit of role play.
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Signature: Chief Death Eater (NOT Baby-sitter!)
Reply by: R.A.B.
To: TheDarkLord
Subject: Re: Piece of Me
Message:
Sorry again. Just want to double check and make sure that the anti-lurking charm is lifted.
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Signature: STOP SPAMMING MY ACCOUNT WITH FAN MAIL TO MY BROTHER! I'M NOT AN OWL!
Reply by: R.A.B.
To: TheDarkLord
Subject: Re: Piece of Me
Message:
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Signature: STOP SPAMMING MY ACCOUNT WITH FAN MAIL TO MY BROTHER! I'M NOT AN OWL!