AUTHOR'S NOTE : Hey everyone! This is my first Twilight fanfic, so I'll try to make it as good as possible. Sorry if the updates are a bit on the slow side. I'm working on my colorguard schedule, and I need some time to relax from that. So if I don't update as often, it's most likely because I'm at practice. It'll be my first time not writing in third person, so PLEASE bear with me as I try to get used to writing in POVs. I'm not sure which one of the three views will be better, but I'll try my best to make them all good. Well youi're probably getting sick of reading this so with that ... ENJOY!

DISCLAIMER : I do not own Twilight or any of the characters. They are the property of Stephenie Meyer. But I totally wish that I did own it.

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Poker, Slots, and Pirates, OH MY!

Chapter 1 - Panic! at the Disco, Miley Cyrus, and Batman?!

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Edward POV

I growled as Emmett and Jasper squeezed in besides me in Carlisle's Mercedes. The doors slammed shut with a bang as he started the engine, Esme beside him in the passenger's seat. I glanced at Jasper and Emmett through the corner of my eyes. Each of them had the biggest grin on their faces.

What was so fun about going to Vegas? All they had were large casinos with playboy billboards on the roof. And in my opinion, it was too hot. I'm fine with the cold weather in Forks, and I prefer to stay here with my sweet Bella.

Emmett's large hand slapped my shoulder roughly. "Aw, cheer up, Ed." he chuckled as we pulled out of the driveway towards the airport. Behind us were Alice, Bella, and Rosalie in the Porsche.

"It won't be as bad as you think it'll be." Emmett grinned. "We'll get to see all of those shows, and stay in a nice casino with a sexy maid ... OH! AND PIRATES!!"

I raised an eyebrow as I gave him a confused look. "Pirates?" I chuckled slightly. "What makes you think that we're actually going to see pirates?"

"Oh boy ..." Jasper sighed besides me as he raked a hand through his hair. "Don't get him started, Edward. Please."

"And why not?"

The seat beneath us began to vibrate slightly as Emmett began jumping up and down in his seat. "YOU DON'T KNOW?!" he scoffed. "There's a casino there called Treasure Island, but now it's called TI but whatever. Well, they have a pirate show there!"

I shook my head in disbelief. "Emmett ... Are we going to Vegas just so you can see a pirate show?"

He frowned. "No."

"Good"

"That's only HALF the reason why we're going."

I glared at him and closed my eyes, the bridge of my nose between my fingers. Idiot .....

Carlisle chuckled from up front. "You three are going to have fun there." he insisted. "Esme and I spent our honeymoon there .... Remember?" He looked at her lovingly and she smiled back.

"OH! CARLISLE! FASTER!! HARDER!!"

"I'm trying, dear."

"Oh for the love of GOD!!" I shouted as I slapped the back of both of their seats. "I didn't need to hear that." I shuddered as I tried to push them out of my mind. I watched Carlisle laughed and turned his attention back towards the road, and Esme looked outside of the window.

We sat there in silence as we drove down the highway towards Forks' small airport.

After awhile, I heard Emmett growl. I knew perfectly well that he couldn't take the silence and I smirked. "Not enjoying the silence are we, Emmett?"

"Shut up." he growled as he leaned over me to reach the radio. His large finger pushed the 'on' button and the car filled with loud, ear blasting music. "Now this is what I'm talking 'bout!" he howled as he started singing at the top of his lungs.

This just mad the ride worse for me. Jasper, sensing my annoyance, smirked and decided to join in with the buffoon.

"Is it still me who you sweat? Am I who you think about in bed, when the lights are dim and your hands are shaking when you're sliding off your dress? Then think of what you did and how I hope to God it's worth it ... When the lights are dim and your heart is racing as your fingers touch his skin ... I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck than any other boy you'll ever meet, sweetie you had me ... Girl I was it, look past the sweat, a better love deserving of ... Exchanging body heat in the passenger seat ... No, no, no, you know it will always be me ... Let's get these two hearts beating. Faster, faster ... So testerone boys and harlequin girls, will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close?" ( Panic! at the Disco - Lying is the Most Fun a Girl can Have Without Taking her Clothes Off )

I scowled as I leaned forwards and smashed the 'off' button with my thumb. I glared at the two coldly as I slid back into my seat.

"Oh, come one, Edward." Jasper snickered. "I know you were enjoying that song."

Emmett laughed loudly as he slapped the back of Carlisle's chair. "What was wrong with the song anyways? I bet you could have gotten motivated."

"Shut up!" I hissed between clenched teeth. "There's a reason why I prefer to be around Bella only."

"We're your big brothers, Eddie. We're supposed to tease you!" Emmett grinned. "It's our job to torment you until you actually do it, then torment you about it aftewards."

"Whatever. Go ahead and sing for I care but not in the car!" I scowled. "Stupid, pig-headed vampire ..."

I closed my eyes tightly as the car returned to its former silence. I could hear Carlisle laughing in his head and Esme trying not to giggle. Was everyone in this family insane?

Emmett POV

Seesh .... Edward could be such a spoil sport. I swear that he needs to just let out his stress and go screw Bella already.

I looked at Edward. He turned to glare at me. Apparently he heard my thoughts about him doing Bella, and decided to give me the signature 'Edward Cullen Glare of Doom'. I laughed as he scowled and looked away.

Enjoy the peace as long as you can, little brother.

I leaned forwards to change the channel after it changed to Jesse McCartney. Ew. I hated that guy. He was old news before and I hated his voice. ( a/n nothing wrong with Jesse. I just came up with someone random )

My ears perked to the sound of a familiar tune and I opened my mouth to sing along to one of my favorite artists.

"Don't you dare sing a word of that song or I'll rip out your vocal chords." he threatened. I closed my mouth reluctantly and crossed my arms across my chest. I just wanted to sing ... But ... He never said that I couldn't think the words in my head!

'The 7 things I hate about you ... You're vain, your game, you're insecure, you love me, you like her, you make me laugh, you make me cry .... I don't know which side to buy ... Your friends are jerks ... When you act like them, just know it hurts ... I wanna be with the one I know ... And the 7th thing I hate the most that you do ... You make me love you.' ( Miley Cyrus - 7 Things )

"EMMETT!"

I chuckled as I looked at him. "You said I wasn't allowed to sing it, so I thought it."

He narrowed his eyes. "You're not allowed to think it either if I can hear."

I watched Jasper shake with laughter as he looked out of the tinted window to look at the stars in the sky. Probably thinking about Alice, I'm guessing.

"We're here, boys." Esme said quickly as Carlisle slid into a parking space in front of the building. I opened the door quickly and bolted out of the window. A cool gust of wind blasted against my chest as I did.

I quickly zipped it up, and watched as Rose got out of the yellow Porsche only to be followed by Bella and Alice. "Rose, baby!" I called out as I walked over towards her side.

She smiled up at me as I pulled her into my arms and kissed her hard. We pulled away from our embrace after a couple seconds. "I'm gonna miss you, baby." I smiled.

"I know." she said then narrowed her eyes at me. I frowned. "What's with that look."

She flipped her hair out of her face, some stray strand smacking me in the face. "If you get arrested, there's no me for four months." she threatened and made her way towards the Porsche.

I gaped at her. "B-but!" I pouted as I made my way towards the Mercedes. I quickly tossed the suitcases onto the cement by our feet, and was waiting impatiently for Jasper and Edward.

"Will you two hurry??!!" I yelled. "The flight leaves in thirty minutes."

Edward glared at me slightly as he pulled away from Bella. I swear, he's too clingy. "We're coming, Emmett." Jasper sighed. I watched him kiss Alice and I cringed. "Get a room." I laughed and tossed them their luggage.

Jasper POV

I sighed heavily as we walked towards the check in desk. I really didn't want to be separated from my precious Alice, but I was persuaded by her and Emmett that it would be the best thing to do.

Emmett was grinning from ear to as he and Edward slam their suit cases onto the scale.

An overly perky attendant was at the desk, smiling lustfully at us. It was grossing me out. Her horniness and lust was suffocating me, and I couldn't take it anymore.

I sent a few waves of calm at her as she greeted us. "Welcome to Forks's National Airport. Your names?"

"Emmett Cullen, Edward Cullen, and Jasper Hale." Emmett said quickly. I could tell that he was trying from jumping up and down at the moment. I laughed in my head as Edward grimaced. He probably heard something he didn't want to hear from the attendant.

She smiled seductively as she handed Edward our tickets. "You guys are at Gate D. The flight will be leaving in 20 minutes."

I followed after the two towards the elevator. Emmett slammed his large thumb against the up button and scowled. "C'mon, baby, c'mon." he urged the elevator to move faster.

Edward chuckled as the doors slid open and he pressed the button. I leaned against the back of the elevator. "Where exactly are we sitting?" I asked Emmett as we walked out.

He smirked at me. "We originally had first class tickets, but I traded them in for coach so we would have more money." I saw Edward pinch the bridged of his nose and shook my head.

"You're hopeless."

Apparently he didn't hear him because he was making his way towards the gate at vampire speed. "Come on, Jasper." Edward sighed and we followed after him quickly.

I found my seat by the window. Emmett and Edward filed into the row after me. "Didn't Rose tell you not to run over old couples?" Edward scowled as he leaned back in his seat before buckling his seat belt.

Emmett frowned and loosened the belt to fit around his waist. "They were in the way, Ed!" he insisted. "That old lady was moving slower than Bella, and that guy was giving me a weird look."

I laughed at him. "Who wouldn't give you a weird look? You're a large bulky vampire running around with a Batman backpack."

"You guys just have issues with Batman because he can fly."

"You can't fly either, Emmett." Edward pointed out plainly as the plan began to lift off the ground.

I sighed heavily as Emmett growled at Edward ... Loudly. People on the plane turned their attentions towards our row as the they argued.

"Take that back, Edward!"

"Make me, big brother!"

"You're taking your sex deprived anger out on me, aren't you, Eddie?!"

"Shut up, Emmett! My sex life is none of your business!"

I chuckled softly as a few coughs came from our audience. This was getting out of hand, but it was keeping me entertained after all. I sent a few waves of anger and frustration at the two, and waited for the results.

"You're always thinking you're better because you've been around longer than us! Just because Carlisle made you before us, doesn't make you stronger!"

I could feel Edward tensing. "That has nothing to do with the matter! I'm just saying that you can't fly!"

"Stop ruining my dreams of flying, Ed!"

I began shaking with laughter as the fight turned into another one of those Jerry Springer things. I opened my eyes as the flight attendant began making her way towards us. "May I help you?" I asked innocently.

"I'm sorry ..." she said quickly, trying not to frown. I could sense that their fighting had cause her to become uneasy and annoyed. "There seems to be a mistake on your seating arrangement."

"There is?"

"Yes ... You three are meant for the first class, not coach. Please follow me to your seats." she offered and made her way towards the curtain that separated us from the first class.

I laughed as I pushed the two from the seat and dragged them down the aisle towards the curtain.

Edward and Emmett were still bickering as we crossed over towards the other side. "Are you sure this okay with the other people?" I questioned.

The flight attendant nodded abruptly. "Yes! In fact, the others insisted that you stay up here for the remainder of your flight." With that, she ran off beyond the curtain to calm to crowd of complaining people.

I smiled as I slid into the seat to watch my two brothers bicker.

"You're just jealous that Batman can turn into a bat!"

"You can't turn into a bat either!"

"Well I'm cooler than you!"

"EMMETT!!"

I chuckled and closed my eyes as I put the headphones of my new Ipod into my ears. It would be a long flight ...

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Well I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter. I tried really hard to give them each their spotlight. I'll update at soon as possible, and PLEASE REVIEW.