DISCLAIMER: I don't own The Bill... And the song is of course, 'The Twelve Days Of Christmas'...
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I really don't know where this idea came from... As I said, the song is 'The Twelve Days Of Christmas', with just a few changes to the words... :) Anyways, here it is!
The Twelve Days Of Christmas Sun Hill Style
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Smithy on custody.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: two burglars and Smithy on custody.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: three kids with knives, two burglars and Smithy on custody.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: four rights protesters, three kids with knives, two burglars and Smithy on custody.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: five drunkards, four rights protesters, three kids with knives, two burglars and Smithy on custody.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: six drug dealers, five drunkards, four rights protesters, three kids with knives, two burglars and Smithy on custody.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: seven murderers, six drug dealers, five drunkards, four rights protesters, three kids with knives, two burglars and Smithy on custody.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: eight stolen cars, seven murderers, six drug dealers, five drunkards, four rights protesters, three kids with knives, two burglars and Smithy on custody.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: nine hit and runs, eight stolen cars, seven murderers, six drug dealers, five drunkards, four rights protesters, three kids with knives, two burglars and Smithy on custody.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: ten rioters, nine hit and runs, eight stolen cars, seven murderers, six drug dealers, five drunkards, four rights protesters, three kids with knives, two burglars and Smithy on custody.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: eleven witnesses, ten rioters, nine hit and runs, eight stolen cars, seven murderers, six drug dealers, five drunkards, four rights protesters, three kids with knives, two burglars and Smithy on custody.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: twelve Mach 10s, eleven witnesses, ten rioters, nine hit and runs, eight stolen cars, seven murderers, six drug dealers, five drunkards, four rights protesters, three kids with knives, two burglars and a lot of paperwork for Smithy!