Inspired by Fang, Pie, and Charlie the Unicorn by MaxJacksonCullengirl. Lls, read it, for real.
I don't own any famous figures mentioned. The Flock lives with Dr. M, but, of course, Jab and Trent are there (refer to The Tale of Three Birdies by ME!) This is what happens when I'm bored and have a computer... ENJOY, LITTLE MONSTERS!

Mamma Mia, Cookies, and Lady Gaga

I was sitting in my room at Dr. M's house with Iggy and Trent when Fang burst in and yelled "Mama Mia! OMG!"

"Ohmigawd, really?" I yelled excitedly, shooting up and jumping around. He was grinning like a maniac and jumping with me, clutching my hands.

"Yeah! YEAH! OMG, I TOTALLY SAW TOTAL AND GAZZY AND ANGEL WATCHING IT IN THE SKY! It was friggin' AWESOME!"

"What's going on?" Iggy asked as Trent hopped down from the bed and started jumping around with me.

"MAMMA MIA, IGGY! Isn't it so amazing?" I grinned and kissed him smack on the lips. He stood there, a goofy half grin on his face. "You didn't ANSWER ME!" I narrowed my eyes.

"Yeah... it's okay, I guess."

"OMG, I SMELL COOKAYS!" Me, Fang, and Trent ran into the kitchen where Dr. M was taking sugar cookies out of the oven. "!" I yelled, reaching for one, only to have my hand be burnt. I screamed and held my hand to my chest, jumping in circles.

"YOU MUST ASK THE SACRED CONCH SHELL FIRST!" Dr. M exclaimed, holding up a purple conch shell. Me and Fang stared at it in wonder as Iggy came back out.

"What is going on?" he asked, shaking his head. I looked at him, dazed and mystified.

"IGGY! IGGY! IGGY! IGGY!"

"WHAT?" he yelled at me, mad and annoyed. I pouted and looked down.

"I was just going to say I love you," I mumbled, tears starting in my eyes. He smiled and cupped my face in his hands, kissing me.

"I love you too. Now what're you guys yelling about?"

"I HAVE TO ASK THE MAGIC CONCH SHELL!"

"Conch shell... conch shell..." Dr. M, Fang, and Trent echoed mystically.

"I... have no idea what that is..." He looked at me expectantly.

"IGGY! I'm ashamed! How could you! The conch shell is everything! It holds life's secrets and lies and love and death and-"

"Okay, I get it. It's everything."

"I have to ask it for a cookie." My eyes were wide and dreamy. I turned back to the shell and gently pulled the string, holding it as I asked, "May I have a cookie?" and then letting go.

"Yes." I cheered and took one. Trent and Fang asked and it said yes. When Dr. M asked, it said no.

"Doesn't it seem fair that she gets one, since she made them?"

"I OBEY THE MAGIC CONCH SHELL!" Dr. M exclaimed. Iggy looked weirded out.

"Come on..." He started towing me away. I screamed and started jumping up and down, throwing a hissy fit. He sighed and held me down by my shoulders, kissing me. When he pulled back, I had a lazy grin on my face.

"Iggy, do you want a cookie?"

"Please?"

"Ask the conch shell and find out." He started to reject, but I put on a cute little puppy dog pout, my brown eyes going big and watery and my bottom lip pouted and quivering. He sighed.

"Okay." I cheered and hugged him, kissing his cheek and edging him toward the shell.

"Go on... ask it." I was grinning from ear to ear as he pulled the string, asked for a cookie, and then let go.

"Yes."

"Yay! Iggy gets a cookie!" He rolled his eyes and picked up a cookie.

"That was very pointless."

"DON'T BE A DRAG JUST BE A QUEEN!" we yelled at him. "IT DOESN'T MATTER YOU LOVE HIM OR CAPITAL H-I-M! JUST PUT YOUR PAWS UP CAUSE YOU WERE BORN THIS WAY, BABY!" We started dancing and singing "Born This Way" by Lady Gaga. Iggy sighed, rubbing his temples, and started back toward our room. We continued our awesome dance tribute to Lady Gaga, the most gaga person to ever live!

Iggy POV

I sighed and sat on the bed tiredly. Why? Why me? A few minutes later, Jab ran into the room and pounced on me, he lips on mine and her legs on either side of me. I melted into the kiss, liking where this was going. And then, just like that, she was gone, running out. I sighed. I should have expected that...

And, so, I again found myself thinking:

Why? Why Me?

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