Romeo and Julian

by BriarIceChills

Who hasn't heard of the classic tale called Romeo and Juliet? It's, ya know, a classic! Well, this is that classic tale, with a 21st century twist. Not to spoil the story, but this is a gay love story. If that type of stuff offends you, don't read it.

1. Prologue

Cast of Characters

The MontaguesThe Capulets

Principal WilliamsPrincipal Smith

Mrs. WilliamsMrs. Smith

Romeo, school heroJulian, school hero

Mercutio, aka Cutie, Romeo's Benvolio, aka Benvy, friendJulian's best friend

Balthazar, Romeo's best friend

Rosaline, Romeo's ex Tybalt, Rosaline's new

boyfriend

Prologue

Once upon a time

Not too long ago

There came to be a classic love

That you should surely know

They came from two rival schools

Called Capulet and Montague

Never did they come to meet

Until a dual school dance, a treat

Cutie was his usual self

Pointing out the pretty chicks

While Benvy tried to convey

What the point of Shakespeare is

Then, too fast it had begun

Both had found their only one

A quick meeting, eye to eye

Who would've let the love pass by?

So here it is, neat and sweet

The tale you've often heard of

It's Romeo and Julian,

That classic tale of love

A/N: Well in case that wasn't clear, allow me to explain: I' m redoing Romeo and Juliet so it's gay and in the twenty first century. We're reading the original in English and, with all due respect, it sucketh. Sure, it's romantic but Romeo's a wimp (or at least a crybaby) and Juliet has no friends. My friends actually suggested a Rosaline and Juliet story, but I like the thought of Romeo and Julian better. I'm so evil. Muhahahaha! So, expect me to take creative liscense on all the characters and torture the plotline to death. evil snicker Oh, yeah, there will be a bunch of curse words scattered throughout the story, because people curse a lot in my high school. YaYz.

Love alwayz,

BriarIceChilleth