I woke up with the biggest headache ever and a hoof on my cheast of cousre looking up i saw a huge pink from towering above me but i digrasses. So it all started after ariving home from school of cousre with my parents not being home i opened the door and threw my backpack aginst the wall and ran outside. I sat up aginst the tree and put on my mp3. It wasent long before a loud "yes" was heard i of course thought the tree was alive i turned and looked behind the tree only to see a huge portal opened right behind the tree. I got up and walked behind the tree trying to get a better look i thought that the ground had opened and been filled with a huge baloon. I looked in shock as the ballon moved up and then stooped with a loud "pinkie stop that youll kill us all like that" i looked in deeper only to see (not joking) pinkie pie leaning of the edge. i looked down farther but lost my grip on the edge and fell 80 feet to a tree house roof and then the floor.