A/N: I do not own Shin Megami Tensei series...obviously. If I did, would I even be typing this? Hell, I wouldn't even be American!!
-On TVTropes, just so you know, I found something rather interesting:
Between openly crushing on her female teammate Erza, spending her free time looking at pinups of a bikini-clad Mirajane, having a knock-down drag-out Cat Fight with Lluvia (complete with plenty of torn clothing), and summoning up an attractive female spirit servant in a maid's outfit, who also wears chains and refers to her as 'dominatrix', Lucy from Fairy Tail is about three series worth of Les Yay compressed into one character.
...Interesting, eh? Although it has nothing to do with Persona 4.
This entire fic stemmed out of the single sentence that Naoto says at the end. You'll know which one I mean.
Souji, Chie, Yukiko, Yosuke, Teddie (in his human form), Kanji, Rise and Naoto were sitting around in the lunch court of Junes, having a very deep conversation.
"What is the most perverse sexual dream you've ever had?!" Yosuke asked them all with a serious look on his face.
"...Why the hell are we doing this again?" Chie asked, but no one answered her.
Blushing, Kanji murmured, "Uh...I'll...be hiding under the table until this whole damn thing is over..." And with that, he slid out of his chair and curled up in fetal position underneath the table.
"Well, I dreamed of luchador wrestling with Chie. She shoved my face in her hairy armpit...and then I got a boner..." Souji admitted, sipping his drink.
"Fuck! I don't wrestle!" Chie snapped.
"Do you shave?"
"Y-Yes..."
"Gooooooooood..."
"I have way too many dirty dreams to just choose one," Yosuke proclaimed as if he was proud of this fact.
"...I'm sure you do..." Rise muttered.
Chie thought about all the perverted dreams she's had lately. "Uh...there was that one were I licked gravy off of Yukiko's ass...that was fun..."
Suddenly, out of nowhere, Yukiko started laughing like crazy. "WAAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA-"
"STFU, N00B!!"
Yukiko was taken aback. "How rude!"
"In any case," Rise spoke up, "I never had ANY perverted dreams...I'M AN INNOCENT SOUL!!!"
Everyone did a thumbs-down sign. "YOU'RE A FUCKIN' CHERRY-BLOWER...WHATEVER THAT MEANS."
"I don't even know what 'perverted' means, so I'm clean!" Teddie exclaimed happily.
Since Kanji wasn't going to come out from under the table any time soon, the group just skipped over to Naoto Shirogane, who had been silent the entire time.
Smirking confidently, Naoto tipped her hat and exclaimed, "I'VE GOT ALL OF YOU BEAT!! I ONCE DREAMT THAT A DUCK GAVE ME A BLOWJOB!!!"
An akward silence filled the air. Kanji even raised his head out from under the table and gave her a 'WTF' look.