Author's note: I'm attempting to write this for mah frand Sunshine. She's Moonshinesomethingoranother. Her birthday's in… five days! So here's a prologue-like-thing for ya, Sunnyboy! LOOK, IT'S YOUR FAVORITE PAIRING. Haha, it's so short. But I already have a lot more written xD
Okay, so there was once this boy. And this other boy. And these two boys just so happened to be related. They were brothers. Intense, I know.
Well, these two boys were doing the deed one day when the elder of the two, Ed, felt a sharp pain in his MANHOOD. He shrieked like a manly man-like man and… quickly withdrew from where he was 'storing' his aforementioned manhood.
If ya catch my drift.
He noticed that his boy parts were bleeding, which wasn't normal. For him, that is. I mean, if you bleed from down there (and aren't a girl) and it's natural for you, well. Carry on with whatever you're doing even if it's detrimental to your health.
But I digress.
Al, the younger brother, noticed his distress and quickly came (hahalol.) to his rescue. He dashed to his bedroom, grabbed a medium-sized box, and clomped back into the room. You see, he had just taken a first aid class not even a week before, so he knew just what to do.
He squirted some of that foam disinfectant stuff on the boy-part-wound and then put a pretty sparkling pink band-aid on it. It had Rainbow Dash on it; Ed's favorite My Little Pony character.
Ed manned up after seeing Al's heroic display and decided to stop crying like a baby. He succeeded in doing so for about four seconds before he promptly burst back into tears. The large metal boy gathered Ed into his large metal arms and hugged him to his large metal chest. They remained there for hours upon hours. Hours turned to days turned to weeks turned to- wait. No.