Inception: Deep and Hard
Cobb looked at his Mk 23 with silencer and a reflex scope and one of those flashlight things and said "time for action!" Arthur looked at him through meaningful eyes and said "and so we shall!" Meanwhile, in space Darth Jeremy primed himself for his damp sleep and said "I am tired!" On earth in Leeds Hyde Park next to the statue of that weird soldier Cobb and Arthur aim their guns in the air and shouted at the top of their lungs in a hedonistic fashion "Power Rangers! ASSEMBLE!" but nothing happened. Deciding to get more self esteem Cobb and Arthur ran into the nearest drug den which happened to be a mosque and lovingly punched the boss their in the back of his head. When the boss icily awoke he was in a circular room and surrounded by rakes (AN: the rakes represent his crushed drams and that his penis is circumcised.) Cobb and Arthur entered dressed as Batman and Robin and promptly changed into their tailor made suits from Bloomingdales. "Deeper! We must go!" Cobb said to which Arthur haphazardly replied "so that is what we will do." Then they went down into the boss's fourth level and found a squirrel. Meanwhile, in space Darth Jeremy found himself in a orange grove but the were no oranges on the trees and the trees were conifers. "What trickery must be occurring upon my person!" he said flirtily. "Look Arthur! He comes from a land down under!" Cobb shouted when he appeared in the orange grove with no orange trees with Arthur and as he said it he pointed at Darth Jeremy with his toe menacingly. Suddenly Darth Jeremy looked at them with anguish in his heart and brain. "What in tarnation! I know you from somewhere!" Darth Jeremy shouted as his begrudgingly waggled his finger at the nearest tree but nonetheless the statement was direct at Cobb and Arthur. Arthur met Darth Jeremy gaze and said "He is beginning to remember he is Darth Raven!" but he said it with fire in his bowels. "That's so Raven!" shouted Cobb at Lily. "We have to go deeper!" said Darth Jeremy, and so Cobb, Arthur, Darth Jeremy and Lily went deeper into the boss's mind to look for self esteem.