WARNING: Total Drama Bandwagon may contain flirtatious dialogue (??), hook-ups, drama, unoriginality, naughty words, and weird challenges. Read at your own dang risk.
A woman with very short brown hair appears on your television screen. She looks normal enough, but something about her face makes you want to switch off the set.
"Hi, this is Becky Daniels. I'm the host of Total Drama Bandwagon! This season is gonna be really great. Like seriously. You have no idea how friggin' great it's gonna be."
The camera pans out to reveal that Becky is standing on the infamous Dock of Shame.
"I know what you're thinking." She says, rolling her eyes. "You're thinking 'Oh crap, it's another one of those dumb send-in-your-stupid-character stories.' That's what you're thinking. And I don't blame you. That's what I'd be thinking too, if I were you."
"So, I guess you can just tune out right now if you want. That's cool. I won't take it personally. But if you happen to be an awesome person, drop a PM - not a comment, a PM! – telling us…
Your character's name
Physical appearance
Quirks
How do they talk? (Accent? Speech impediment? Slang?)
Whatever else you think we need to know.
Please realize that your character will most likely be made fun of, paired up with someone (possibly of the same gender), or seriously injured. Maybe all three."
"Wait a sec!" Becky shouts as the camera starts to pan away. "I have to make some limitations here. We will not accept….
Siblings of TDI campers.
Twins. One character per PM.
Any physical description with the words "skinny jeans" or "hoodie" in them."
She laughs. "Yeah, that last one was my idea. You kids should be dressed for summer, damn it!"
"Okay, so PM in those applications! The first episode will air whenever there are enough campers. Maybe like fifteen."