Author's Note 8/3/06
I
hope you like this one, because it's my first fanfic. It would have
been better, but my hands are sore. So I rushed it.
If you like
this one, wait until the next one. This will be "What really
happened to Neo in The Matrix".
Please R+R. because it would be
much appreciated.
Beta'd by NepthysAnat.
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What
REALLY happened between Gandalf and the Balrog!
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With
Gandalf, Pippin, Merry and the rest of the gang confronted by goblins
there was no hope. Although they where a strong group not even them
could take out this many goblins. Then suddenly, out of nowhere a
groan came, then a yawn and then finally a roar. The goblins
confronted each other with weird faces….what the hell was that?
They asked each other.
"That was a Balrog…" said Gandalf
with fear, "I had hoped never to hear one again."
"Oh well…
we won't want to face that." the goblin chief said. "Let's
go, boys- I heard there are some Girl Scouts selling cookies in the
cave, next to Goldilocks."
With that, they went away.
The
Fellowship all made their way up the cave, trudging through mud and
splashing in puddles unaware of the secret goblin bowmen up in the
high caves. The goblins fired.
"Arrrgggghhhhh!" screamed
Legolas, staring in horror at his ripped cloak. "You bloody
bastards, wait till I get my hands on you!"
With that Legolas
started climbing the rock walls of the caves. Pippin ran after him,
but was stopped by Aragorn.
"Shouldn't we help him? Or stop
him from killing himself, at least?" asked Pippin.
"No."
answered Aragorn shortly. "Not when he's like this, believe me…
I know."
"How would you know?" asked Pippin loudly.
Aragon
gave a deep and meaningful stare, letting the question echo around
the caves.
"I don't get- OH!" And with that, no more was
said between them.
High in the caves, the team confronted their
worst enemy - LEG CRAMP!. But sneaking up steadily behind them was
the…BOOGIE MAN!
Wait. No, that's wrong.
The BALROG!
That's
better.
The Balrog stuck out his hand and quickly stole Gandalf's
hat. Gandalf turned round.
"Boo!"
The hobbits in the
Fellowship all screamed. They tried to run, but the Balrog was too
fast.
"I know what he wants!" shouted Gandalf. "Leave us and
run, children, and I will catch up with you!"
"Noooooooo!"
screamed Frodo.
"Oh, please. You only joined this group to get
closer to Gimli." Gandalf said calmly, raising an eyebrow.
Frodo
shrugged his shoulders. "Fair enough."
Legolas suddenly
dropped out of the sky, goblin blood smeared over his hands. A small
smudge stood out on his cheek. "We ready to go?"
And they all
merrily skipped away with their arms draped around one another's
necks.
With that, Gandalf and the Balrog were left alone. Gandalf
slowly unwrapped the arms of his shirt and from nowhere took a boom
box out of his coat. He pressed the play button and with that the
sound of dance music came pounding from the speakers.
"CHECK
THIS OUT!" was the song.
All of a sudden, Gandalf started doing
the Dance move known as the "Night Fever". With his arms rocking
back and forward and his pelvis back and forward also, small trickles
of sweat rolled down Gandalf's face.
Balrog then takes the boom
box.
"BEAT THAT!" Gandalf roared.
The music on the boom box
was changed to Michael Jackson. With the desire to win in his eyes
the Balrog started with….the moon walk. But unfortunately he was
too big and after about a second of dancing fell off the
bridge.
"Yes!" screamed Gandalf as he too also did the moon
walk. Unfortunately for Gandalf, he was only about a foot from the
edge of the bridge. So into the abyss he went as well.
In the
tallest mountains and in the coldest weather Gandalf and the Balrog
pitted their skills against each other. They both danced for months,
neither giving up until the Balrog fell to the ground…dead and
exhausted.
"Victory…is….mi-…ne" puffed Gandalf.
Then
shock hit him.
"HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO GET AWAY FROM
HERE!"