Jedi Actors

Hi everyone. I haven't realy thought this out. I'm just experimanting.Obi-Wan Kenobi,Qui-Gon Jinn, Anakin Skywalker, Yoda, and Mace Windu all are cast for Star Wars, but sadly these Jedi do not wish to be there. Neather does Padme Amidala.They all try to get written off, and work together to create so much havoc that they must be fored, or so they think. Setting at the moment is Episode 1. R&R! Tell me if I should continue!

Disclaimer: I don't own star wars, nor any of these characters, the usual disclaimer.

Chapter 1

The News

Mace Windex...umm sorry,I mean Windu.

Mace stands up and yells at the authoress"I so heard that!"

"Ohh, shush! I can call you whatever I want,you wanna know why? Becuase this is my story!"

Mace continues to grumble, but stits back down.

Anyway, as I was saying, Mace, Qui-Gon, and Yoda where sitting together discussing the different crazy rules the council had recently passed.

Obi-Wan stood some distance away, to keep an eye on his master, but far enough away taht he didn't look like he knew Qui-Gon, or was with him. Obi-Wan hated Qui-Gon's insistant aruging with the council members, and also fellow masters. It was quite embarrassing. His commlink beeped. Interseting. It couldn't be Qui-Gon, for he was still in heated debate. He answered. It was Ki-Adi Moondi...uhh Mundi.

(Mundi yells at authoress "I heard that!")

"Yes, master?"

"Could you please find your master and Mace and Yoda? They seem to have turned off their coms and we need them for a meeting. And you too, but thats beside the point. Can you get them to the council room ASAP?"

The teenager sighed."Yes, I suppose."

He walked over to the debating masters.

"Uhh, masters? Umm you have a council meeting...right now. SO STOP ARGUING!" This finaly silenced the arguing masters.

Mace rolled his eyes."Not another one! We just had one 3 hours ago!Right Yoda?"

"Remember, I do not. Have another, I supposed we must."

But!NO!...alright fine, whatever."Mace gave up. Qui-Gon smiled, and whispered 'pushover'.

"I AM NOT A PUSHOVER!"Mace yelled. They continued a debate on Mace being a pushover.

"Please!Stop!Council meeting remember!"Obi-Wan reminded them.

"Alright, lets get this over with. And why didn't I get the memo that we had a meeting?"

"Umm, your commlink's off."Obi-Wan commented.

"Ohh, right."

They got up and walked to the council room, all wondering what was going on.

When they finaly arrived, everyone was waiting for them.

"Well, aparently, none of you got the memo." Mundi summarized.

All of the late Jedi said together"What memo?"

"Well, there's this new movie that George Lucas is going to make. It's called Star Wars Episode 1:The...well they haven't named it yet, but anyway. He has redquested to use real jedi in this movie of his. He also said that if we give him some jedi to work will, he'll give us a grant. So, naturaly, we obliged."

The four stared.

"Well, we decided that we'd send some over, and he could pick who he wanted. And considering that Mace and Yoda are into different movies like that, we decided that they could go. And Kenobi and Jinn are on a break from missions, so your free. We also chose others, but we've already told them."

The 3 masters, and one padawan, all stared at Mundi like he had a squirrel on his face.

"What? I told the guy no yesterday! And today you say yes! Without my approval?"Mace said, raving.

"Umm... yes."There was a moment of silence."Well off you go then."Yarael Poof said.

They all where still in shock, except for Mace who was raving, still. Finaly, Qui-Gon was first to recover.

"Alright, I guess. Good day Masters."He bowed and grabbed Obi-Wan, who was still no shock,and dragged him out.

When Obi-Wan recovered, he started to rave. "What? Why did you agree? usualy you fight the council on everything. The one time I want you to strike up an arguement, you accept! Your real dependable, you know?"

Qui-Gon smiled. "Arguing would've gotten me nowhere. I have a better idea."

"Master, your argueing never gets anywhere."

"Ohh, shush. All we have to do is fail the casting, and then we wont have to be on the show."

"What kind of idea...hey, that might work if we goof it up enough!"

"Yes, padawan, I know. I'm brilliant."

"Whatever you say, just get me out fo this movie thing."