Hu-mans are Not Bad
A Aliens in the Attic Fanfiction By Feesuka Minudaka
Prologue - How This Whole Thing Began
Throughout all of my life, I didn't really care a whole lot for hu-mans. I just thought they could be left alone, while some of the other alien species around the galaxy can go to this Earth and do the job for us. But, eventually, there's no avail. Some have tried, others have failed, some turned good, basically, any alien who comes to Earth will be stopped, no matter what.
So, I just went on, and just did my studies as a scientist, or, at least, I was formally known as a scientist. As well as a author and stuff. I got through my childhood, teenage, and college years, and I am now a young adult, who is 21 years old in Earth years, is happily married with a girl named Fawke, and 2 children named Rocket and Hadley, and, believe it or not, is shy, timid, a little bit of a coward, awkward, and often prefers to be alone unless I am with my family.
That is, until my interview on Good Morning Zirkon.
Well, it wasn't my first. I kinda lost track. I think this was my third. It was for my new book, Supersizing.
I was nervous, anxious, and any other word you can add to it. I mean, gosh… I didn't even know what to say! People were booing at me, I just wanna do good… But they want great… I swear, I was close to running out of here, or, someone did for me.
I saw these two guards, and they told me I must contribute to a mission… To, you guessed it, Earth. I tried to reason with them that I don't wanna do it. Trust me… I tried. But no! "I have no choice…" They said… "Oh! It'll be fun!" They said. I don't know… I probably could be wrong, this whole enslaving thingy sounds fine…
So, basically, they took me, away from my ordinary life, straight to the advance team, that is where I have met the people which… I secretly hate.
Razor, basically a feisty chick with nails she is so overprotective with, and is the most stealth fighter in the group. She is 23 in Earth years.
Tazer, basically the main guy who will hypnotizes most of the hu-mans. It'll most likely be painful to watch, even for me. He is 26 in Earth years.
And finally, Skip. The commander. 48 years old on Earthling years. The one keeping everything under control. The almighty. And the one who abuses me the most… Yep. I am starting to think I am being the team's personal engineer slave.
Over the past few months, things did kinda happen, our mission was beginning to get hyped all around, I did most of the translations, and oftenly called a geek for that. I did, at least… Find out about their monsters… I have to admit…. We will die out there if they are near! Well, at least some of their food is good… Especially hot dogs…
Then came the hypno test. Basically, I was the subject, of course. They did some break-dancing with me, and it was fun! Expect… For the part where they basically left me all alone and someone had to get it for me.
And now, as I am writing this… I am entering our final meeting. Where we will discuss this Sizematron, the weapons we will use, and what will basically happen to me if I fail to build the machine.
My name is Sparks. I am a beginner at engineering, and today is supposed to be the day we make our long journey to Earth. Where we will invade. As you may have guessed… I did my research on it… And I am basically petrified about what will this journey will take me from here.
Author's Note!: Wait, why am I making another one of these? Am I crazy? Yes, I decided to give up on my other one. It was cringy... But I decided to make this one, but the movie and the prologue short (Behind the Zirkonians) but from Sparks' Point of View~! I did wanted to get it done before the film's 9th anniversary... But I am one day late. Anyway... As for the ones following First Snow and The Past Is Today... I am working on the latter, but the former, I still don't know. But, I hope you are enjoying this so far... And I hope you are excited for more!
PLEASE NOTE THAT I DON'T OWN ANYTHING! Everything belongs to 20th Century Fox and Regency Enterprises!