Day 1: Was having a blast at the bar in Bree when four little hairy men couldn't stop staring at me...Probably admiring excellent smoking abilities. I decided to take the one with big blue eyes upstairs to impress him with grander ranger/king of Gondor magic tricks. Just when I was warming him up with the put out candles with your hand and not get burned trick other little men showed up. Little men caring for each other, so cute! Anyway, as I now have quite an audience I convinced them to stay in my room for the night to tell them all about my heritage. I am very excited about them as I have few really good friends that I can laugh with.
Day 2: Uh oh...I err pulled a little scam a while back on Gandalf's orders...I pretended to be a cable guy and promised to renovate Minas Morgul for the Nazgul and I think they realized that I'm not exactly the real thing...Must escape with new friends to Rivendell...Maybe adoptive Dad can help bail me out of lawsuit.
Day 8: Sorry. didn't have time to write in the wild...Here in Rivendell and got better acquainted with new friends. It takes being stabbed to really know someone. After a nice dinner and making up songs with Bilbo I'm ready to wash my hair...*shudder*Ah scratch that Arwen should love me for who I am, not what I smell like.
Day 9: Looks like Ada couldn't get me out of lawsuit...Since things look pretty bad for me he decided to send me away with new friends to go get some ring sized or something, on the way I can become King of Gondor and once I become King I can do whatever I want. Go me!
Day...You know what I was always bad at math: Very cold here on mountain...Saruman yelling at me from far away...Looks like men in black have more powerful friends than I imagined.
Day...Ah who needs to count?: Very dark in mines of Moria...Very sad...Gandalf fell into shadow...I told him not to chase after pretty lights...I always told him that if he keeps jumping after bright flashes he's going to run into a Balrog one of these days and now he has. This leaves me with very big responsibility.
Day...Oh crud: Pretty here in Lorien, Galadriel hands out awesome freebies to everyone except me...She says that I already got a shiny necklace and that I have to earn everything I get though I expect that she called up my Dunudain lawyer friends on my behalf. Very grateful
Boromir died today...I haven't talked him much, he has a bit of a hot-head but still...Will run after little hobbit friends with Legolas and Gimli. To remember the dead I took his gauntlet, I'm sure that he won't mind. I probably won't be able to write for a while.