"Ahh…" Tsuna yawned tiredly as he sat in a cage and waiting silently for the slave trading to start. Two big men in black opened the cage and dragged him out into the stage; Tsuna didn't put up any resistance and followed.

Once he came into view there were a lot of filthy rich people willing to buy slaves for their own desires. Tsuna was wearing a long brown wig that stopped at his waist and wore a white dress, the sleeves twirled around his arms like ribbons, he was also bare footed. They pushed him further into the stage; Tsuna's legs gave way and fell to the floor from all of the hungry eyes that bore into his soul…

The auctioneer walked up against him and held up one of his arms "What we have here is special specimen, a female vampire!" He announced, bidders looked excitedly at the beautiful, caramel, doe eyed girl.

"Not only that she's quite the looker, she's obedient" He smiled evilly and kicked Tsuna in the stomach. Tsuna clutched his stomach and wheezed in pain. The auctioneer gestured to him to come over to him; Tsuna crawled by the auctioneer's side without a word.

"Haha see that, she followed us without any complaints, she's the perfect slave!"

The bidders cheer, they all wanted the cute and irresistible, beautiful girl. They were already getting ready to place their bids at a very high price. "Starting bid will start at 10 billion dollars!"

At that everyone in the building began bidding "30 billion!" yelled a middle aged woman.

"60 billion dollars!" A man in black shouted at the auctioneer.

The bid kept increasing up to 200 billion dollars, the auctioneer jaw almost dropped to the floor. Tsuna was watching quietly until a smile crept on his face. 'I don't care who buys me just as long as they're rich it should be fine'

"The bid goes to Masataka Shun for 250 billion, please claim your prize!" The auctioneer cheered and the other bidders booed. A fat man in a black suit came on stage. Little did he know that Tsuna was actually a man and wasn't as obedient as they claimed him to be.

"Hey Shamal!" cooed Tsuna as him leaped down from the roof.

It was night time and Shamal was leaning on the wall, smoking a cigarette and glanced at Tsuna nonchalantly. "Hey Tsuna you sold your self again"

"Don't make it sound like I'm a gigolo!" said Tsuna as he was rummaging through his huge bag he carried with him. Shamal smirked "What did you do this time?"

"I attacked him when he wasn't looking and sucked his blood…." Tsuna said as he looked away from the perverted doctor, looking really suspicious.

"And…?" Shamal arched his brow.

Tsuna pouted "I stole his valuables when I escaped and seduced his wife"

"Pft…ha ha" Shamal started laughing, because he knew Tsuna for a long time… He was human and was friends with a vampire. Tsuna would always offer himself to a human auctioning house and end up stealing and attacking his 'masters'. But the root of their friendship is something they both had in common they were both helplessly perverted.

"Damn was she hot?" he asked with interest.

"Trophy wife" Tsuna winked, which made Shamal groan in jealously.

"Damn it, you lucky man!"

"Ehehe" Tsuna laughed and leaned on the wall; once the giggles subsided he sighed. Shamal tilted his head in confusion "Tsunayoshi what's wrong?"

"I think I want a job instead of stealing from rich people…" Tsuna looked at the sky.

"Why would you want to get a job for?"

"A job that doesn't take too much of my time, do you know how long I was cooped up in the cage. For two days, imagine what I could be doing?!" Tsuna complained.

"You have a point we could've been at the beach looking at girls in bikinis" Shamal nodded slowly in understanding.

"Exactly!"

"So what job are you thinking about?"

"I don't know but I'll find one" Tsuna answered with uncertainty. Shamal smiled and patted Tsuna's back.

"I'm sure you'll find one soon"

"Thanks…" Tsuna mumbled. They said their goodbyes and parted, Tsuna was still cross dressing. You might be wondering why he is wearing woman's clothing, it's a secret and he'll have to kill you if you were to find out… Just kidding!

Tsuna being a vampire you don't see many now a days it's overpopulated with humans that are humping like rabbits. Not that Tsuna minds, his preferences ranges to women and males much to Shamal's dismay. Yes Tsuna was a bisexual and that means no one is safe, but he has morals… well some.

'Another walk alone… I'm so bored' Thought Tsuna he stretched and something caught his eye. A paper requesting a babysitter, Tsuna looked at the paper for about 3 seconds before getting bored and walking off again.

"Otou san I don't want a babysitter!" Cried a cute 6 year old girl with long black hair.

Hibari scoffed at his child's complaining, but he has a soft spot for her. He sighed and put a hand to her head "Chiyori, I won't be home for a while so, as much as I don't trust the other herbivores I can't leave you alone in the house" He reasoned calmly.

"B-But…" Chiyori's eyes began to water as she bit her lip. Hibari had a hard time when his daughter looked at him like that.

"I'm not changing my mind"

Chiyori's shoulders deflated in defeat, she thought that her father would give in like last time. All her babysitters were mean to her so she chased them away with the self-defense, her dad taught her. But she knew that complaining too much, her father would start to get annoyed no matter how much she shows him her puppy dog eyes.

"Okay…"

"Hn" Hibari ruffled her head and went out the door to work. Chiyori's babysitter is expected to come soon, Chiyori wanted to hide in her room and never come out. After a few minutes the doorbell rang, the maids of the house open the door revealing a smiling middle aged man. Chiyori automatically became hostile against her babysitter because she felt that the man had ulterior motives in mind.

The man walked up to her and knelt down "Hey my name is Toushiro Yuu nice to meet you" Chiyori scoffed at the man "I have no intentions of getting along with you herbivore"

Toushiro frowned "Don't be like that" He reached out to her and she immediately hit it away. She ran to the door and ran outside "Hey wait Chiyori!" the man chased after her. She had the urged to turn around and stick out her tongue at the man but she'll never show her playful side to anyone but her father.

Chiyori felt like she was running so fast and can no longer see the herbivore chasing her. She smirked and bumped into someone's back in a dark alleyway. 'Huh how did I get here?' It was a scruffy and dirty adult man but something was weird about him… he didn't seem human. Which made Chiyori jump back defensively, slowly the man turned around with his eyes as red as crimson.

"I didn't think I'll see a fresh meal here" he laughed.

Being a child she couldn't help but shiver but she kept her stance and didn't allow her fear to show. He showed her his fangs and trudged menacingly towards her, she didn't have any weapons yet but she knew how to battle with hand to hand combat.

Without a word she punched the man in the stomach. He staggered back but recovered very quickly, he smiled mockingly "that was good for a small girly like you, it would've knocked someone out if they were actually human"

Chiyori's eyes widen 'This man isn't human?' She bit her lip and went into a fighting stance. And he continued "A useless human would never kill a vampire!" He charged at her ready to bite her. She jumped away just barely but now she was on the floor. The man hovered over her and grabbed her head roughly.

"Let go…" The vampire ignored her and was preparing himself to bite her neck. Chiyori was struggling like no other, the herbivore's grip was too much for her but that didn't make her give up. "I'm going to savor this…"

"Savor who?" A firm and playful voice ringed through the darkness.

Both Chiyori and the vampire looked up, on top of the building there was a girl standing, her dark brown hair waved in the wind as well as her white dress. The moonlight reflected on her, making her look majestic. Chiyori couldn't keep her eyes off the girl… her eyes were orange and a flame flickered on her forehead.

"Attacking a little girl, how low of you" She smirked

The vampire let go of Chiyori and focused his attention on the girl instead, he seethed "You... it's you Sawada Tsunayoshi!"

"Long time no see, how was your life so far when I ruined it" The girl laughed mockingly. Chiyori didn't know if she could label the girl on her side, the two seemed to know each other. The vampire didn't waste any time and jumped very high to attack the pretty girl.

The herbivore known as Tsunayoshi dodged with a bored look on her face, contrast to the desperate attacks of the scruffy man. It all happened at once when the woman kicked the vampire in the face and blasts him with fire from her gloves.

Chiyori couldn't believe what she just witnessed but shook herself out of it. The girl ignored the charred corpse and walked towards her which made Chiyori put up her guard. The girl smiled gently that you could actually see flowers blooming behind her.

"Are you okay?"

Chiyori blinked and looked up at the woman still wary of her. "Thank… you" At least Chiyori should offer just that. "Ahh no problem that guy he was just a pedo, I took care of him" She grinned.

"You… killed him" Chiyori said lowly.

"That's because his a vampire"

"A vampire, how do you know?" Chiyori tilted her head and the girl chuckled heartily.

"It's because I'm a vampire" she replied bluntly.

Chiyori's eyes widen once more and took a step back from the brunette. The girl arched her brow at Chiyori's sudden behavior and smiled "I'm not like him; you can feel it too right?"

Chiyori stared at the vampire in astonishment, Chiyori felt that this girl in front of her won't hurt her but she still wanted to be cautious. Seeing that there was no words coming out from the little girl Tsuna asked a question "So why are you doing out here it's late and dangerous as you can see"

"I didn't like the babysitter so I ran away…" Chiyori didn't know why she was answering the vampire but she oddly felt comfortable with the girl.

"Hmm why not get a new one?"

"It's because there are no other babysitters" Chiyori answered reluctantly. Tsuna smirked and grabbed the little girls' hand which made the girl flinch in horror.

"Don't worry I'll walk you home that's all"

"Wait you haven't told me your name!" Chiyori snapped at the brunette.

"Sawada Tsunayoshi"

"That sounds like a man's name…"

"Haha you have no filter but yes I am a man" Tsuna laughed. A deafening silence enveloped the two… Chiyori's hand was still held but Chiyori looked at the vampire with a very dumbfounded expression. "Y-You… You're a man..?"

Tsuna flashed an easy going smile "Yep!" Chiyori broke out of Tsuna's grip and glared at the 'man' "You're a cross dressing hentai!" She yelled, Tsuna couldn't help but cover his ears at the noise.

"Well thank you"

Chiyori was again struck dumb and felt like she lost a lot of brain cells, "…. It wasn't a compliment!" she scowled. Tsuna kept laughing and that made her even angrier. "I am a hentai so I count that as a compliment"

Chiyori had the urge to hit the vampire but he did save her life… Tsuna on other hand was having fun teasing the little girl as sad as it was. He wiped the tears from laughing his ass off and gave the girl a soft smile. "You're an interesting girl I like that"

Chiyori blushed "Shut up you hentai!" she couldn't hold it in anymore and punched Tsuna in the face. Tsuna recovered quickly and rubbed his red cheek "Ow… I don't hit on little girls even I have morals" Chiyori smirked and sticked her tongue at the vampire.

'Wait why am I being playful with this herbivore!?' she thought. Tsunayoshi playfully grabbed her arm and pulled her down. "You herbivore!" She growled but found a smile creeping up her face… She was actually having fun with this pervert. After a while of teasing and laughing they sat on the floor holding their stomach.

"Ahaha…." Tsunayoshi rolled over and relaxed. Chiyori panted and trying to keep herself from giggling.

"So… I haven't heard your name yet" Tsuna asked.

"Hibari Chiyori…."

"Heh that's a cute name" Tsuna complimented before standing up. And offer his hand to her "I don't need your help!" she looked away but Tsunayoshi instead smirked and lifted her up on his shoulders.

"Hey what are you doing pervert!" She yelled and grabbed on Tsuna's brown hair or wig.

"Consider me your servant, point to a place and I'll run there" he smiled. Chiyori contemplated this for a while before smirking and pointing to a direction.

"Go faster!" She urged excitedly, Tsuna was leaping from building to building and the wind blew against their faces which felt good for the both of them. Chiyori kept laughing and enjoyed how the winds makes her black long hair flap in the breeze.

"Do you know the direction of your house or are you scared to show me?" Tsuna smirked. Chiyori arched her brow before scoffing.

"I know where it is just go to the places I'm pointing at" she demanded lightly. Tsunayoshi kept running until he reached a very rich looking mansion "you wished you lived here" he said sarcastically.

Chiyori smirked "I do live here" Tsunayoshi looked at her in amazement. "Are you some kind of rich brat?"

"Watch your mouth servant and I'm not just some rich brat I'm the daughter of Hibari Kyouya!" She puffed her chest out proudly.

"I see a brat of Hibari Kyouya…" At that Chiyori hit Tsuna in the head. "Ow…" He pouted and landed in front of the door. He let the girl down in front of him and looked around at his surroundings.

"Chiyori by the way who is Hibari Kyouya…?"

Chiyori stopped to look at Tsuna with widen eyes "you don't know who he is…?" Tsuna nodded and scratched his neck a little embarrassed that she's looking at him like that.

She sighed "He is the most successful entrepreneur in the world, businesses around the world is under his name!" She spread out her arms and smiled brightly, while Tsuna listened with interest to be polite. "Everyone knows who he is!"

"Well except for you…" she frowned, but brightens once again and continued to give him a full lecture on why her father is so awesome.

"Mhm…" he nodded nonchalantly.

"And… He kicked some ass when someone tried to kidnap me he was just so amazing!" As she was talking she rang the doorbell. A maid then opens the door with a relieved look on her face.

"Chiyori sama you're okay!"

Chiyori ignored the maid and walked inside. With her back facing Tsuna "Are you coming in or what?" She said in a suddenly cold voice.

"Erm I don't think that a good idea" Tsuna sweat dropped. Chiyori turned around and dragged him in the mansion. Tsuna looked around everything was beautifully decorated, with a lot of paintings and statues, they definitely have good taste.

"Chiyori where's your babysitter?" Tsuna asked the little girl.

At that Chiyori glared at her head maid "Erm… he left right after saying it was a waste of his time…" The maid answered uncomfortably. All the staff in the mansion couldn't take their eyes off the girl their master brought in she was very pretty to them.

"Excuse me but would you like a drink madam" a butler came up to Tsuna, in response he refused politely with a smile on his face. 'Ahh that's an angel right there' they all thought but their daze was short lived when Tsuna said that she was a man.

"I'm a girl trapped in a man's body!" He joked.

"Tsunayoshi shut up" before Chiyori dragged him to her room another maid spoke up.

"Um Chiyori sama we informed Hibari sama what happened so his coming home early…"

Chiyori's eyes widen in panic but an idea popped in her head. She smirked and faced Tsuna, he had a bad feeling and looked away from her. "Look at me Tsuna"

Tsuna laughed nervously as caramel eyes meet dark blue eyes. "Why don't you become my babysitter so my father doesn't bite you to death" She smiled angelically but it meant something else.

"B-Bite to death…?"

"Yes exactly that" she said bluntly.

"How much is the pay?" He asked warily. She sighed and told him to discuss that with her father, what Tsuna got from Chiyori's previous outburst about her father is that he likes violence and bites people to death… a lot.

Before Tsuna can think about it a bit more the door opens revealing a raven haired man in a suit… In Tsuna's standard the man was crazy hot, he would drool but that wasn't appropriate right now. Chiyori ran up to him and welcomed him formally… 'That's weird she talked about him like they were really close why are they acting so formal towards each other' Tsuna thought.

The man known as Hibari Kyouya glared at him which made Tsuna flinch a little. "Chiyori who is this herbivore"

"My new babysitter" She said calmly.

He arched his brow "I heard you ran out the house." At that Chiyori froze, he continued to glare at Tsuna like he was an annoying plague.

"That is... I don't like that man"

She pointed at Tsuna "I want this herbivore as my babysitter" The glare from the father became darker which made Chiyori take a step back. The reason for the glaring is because Tsuna wasn't even paying attention to the two of them and was flirting with a nearby butler. Chiyori finally noticed and threw a pen from her pocket at the vampire.

"Ow…" Tsuna whined and rubbed his head.

"I don't accept this herbivore…" Hibari growled and told his staff to leave.

"Father…." Once the maids and butlers were gone Chiyori pulled out her secret weapons and looked at her father with watery, pleading eyes.

"Please I won't complain anymore if you let him be my babysitter!"

"Wait did you just said 'him' that herbivore is a man?"

"Yep I'm a guy" Tsuna grinned which earned another death glare from the raven. Tsuna didn't feel pressured under the man's gaze it was scary but he was the type to laugh it off.

"Otou san please…."

Hibari sighed and faced Tsuna "If you hurt my daughter I'll bite you to death!"

"Actually I was the one that saved her"

Hibari's eyes widen slightly and Chiyori wanted to punch the loud mouth. "What happened!?" He growled angrily and stepped threateningly towards the brunet. Tsuna didn't flinch and instead grinned "She was attacked by a vampire so I killed him"

"Tsuna don't say anymore!" Chiyori pleaded.

Hibari glanced at his daughter; he furrowed his eyebrows and walked away. "Father…?" Hibari looked back at the cross dresser with distaste "Thanks…" Tsuna smirked and saluted the angry business man. Once he was out of view Chiyori let out a relieved sigh…

"Tsunayoshi do you have a death wish?"

"Haha I won't die."

"By the way why do you cross dress?" Chiyori suddenly asked. Tsuna turned around to look at her with a serious expression.

"I… can't tell you"

Chiyori frowned and was about to let it go but Tsuna turned around and mumbled something quietly 'how am I supposed to go into the woman's bathroom without cross dressing?' Chiyori clenched her fist and let out a dark aura that is almost as bad as her fathers. "Tsunayoshi… I heard that…"

"Ehe… hear what" Tsuna laughed nervously.

"You… HENTAI!"

Just like that Tsuna was found on the floor with a big bump in his head and blood running down his nose and mouth. The staff ignored the almost dead body on the ground…