bDisclaimer:/b I do not own sam, frodo, hobbiton, or ANYTHING like that. I just prey on them :D Thankyou J.R.R. TOlkein! As for Neo and the matrix stuff, i dont own any of that either :D
Frodo and Sam were having a nice quiet stroll along a road in the woods outside hobbitton when suddenly a man dropped from the sky.
"Oy!" cried Sam "Who're you?"
The man grinned triumphantly and replied "I am NEO! I am THE ONE!!"
"Holy shit Mister Froodooo I thought we melted the ring!"
Frodo responds by squeaking 'eerily' and rolling his eyes into the back of his head
"Mister Frooodooo! Run Mister Froodoo! I'll ward him off Mister Frooodooo!"
Frodo reaches for a golden object tied around his neck.
"Run Mister Frooodooo!" Sam cries "Back you devil! Hya! Hya! Hya!"
Sam wiggles his pan threateningly, attempting to ward off the freaky man, who is now feeling very hurt.
Wasn't everyone meant to kneel at his feet, cater his every need and kiss his trench coat? He was sure that being confronted by midgets threatening him with cooking utensils wasn't in the contract.
Frodo's eyes roll around even more. Suddenly they stop and focus on Sam.
"No – the Cheezel is MINE!" Frodo rips the Cheezel off the piece of string and pops it in his mouth.
"NOOOOOOOO! Mister Froodooo that was the last one!" Sam collapses to the ground sobbing, tears rolling down his chubby cheeks.
Neo looks on in disbelief. They weren't even paying attention anymore! He jumped up into the air and flew away, leaving the ecstatic and miserable hobbits behind.
"The world is *sob* doooomed Mister *sob* Froooodoooo *sob*... "
~*~THE END!~*~
Well that was crappy wasn't it!
Congrats to you if you got this far!!!
Review please, I think it'd be quite interesting to see what ppl thought… :D
Frodo and Sam were having a nice quiet stroll along a road in the woods outside hobbitton when suddenly a man dropped from the sky.
"Oy!" cried Sam "Who're you?"
The man grinned triumphantly and replied "I am NEO! I am THE ONE!!"
"Holy shit Mister Froodooo I thought we melted the ring!"
Frodo responds by squeaking 'eerily' and rolling his eyes into the back of his head
"Mister Frooodooo! Run Mister Froodoo! I'll ward him off Mister Frooodooo!"
Frodo reaches for a golden object tied around his neck.
"Run Mister Frooodooo!" Sam cries "Back you devil! Hya! Hya! Hya!"
Sam wiggles his pan threateningly, attempting to ward off the freaky man, who is now feeling very hurt.
Wasn't everyone meant to kneel at his feet, cater his every need and kiss his trench coat? He was sure that being confronted by midgets threatening him with cooking utensils wasn't in the contract.
Frodo's eyes roll around even more. Suddenly they stop and focus on Sam.
"No – the Cheezel is MINE!" Frodo rips the Cheezel off the piece of string and pops it in his mouth.
"NOOOOOOOO! Mister Froodooo that was the last one!" Sam collapses to the ground sobbing, tears rolling down his chubby cheeks.
Neo looks on in disbelief. They weren't even paying attention anymore! He jumped up into the air and flew away, leaving the ecstatic and miserable hobbits behind.
"The world is *sob* doooomed Mister *sob* Froooodoooo *sob*... "
~*~THE END!~*~
Well that was crappy wasn't it!
Congrats to you if you got this far!!!
Review please, I think it'd be quite interesting to see what ppl thought… :D