Hello, great people of the fan fiction kingdom. Today, I bring you a humorous fan fiction, in which Kairi comes up with the idea of a play. What will happen with this madness? Read onward and find out!

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The gang sat in Yugi's living room for what seemed like hours. Joey was slumped over the couch's back, saliva dripping onto the floor. Tea was a few inches away from the snoring freak, while Tristan stared at her in her crazed fear. Yugi and Yami, however, were just speaking with each other, via mind link, so that the others wouldn't hear them.

"So, why do you think Kairi asked us to wait her?" Yugi asked the former pharaoh of Egypt.

"I'm not sure, Yugi," he replied, sighing as they both came out of mind link. "I just hope that she returns soon." Suddenly, a jingling bell was heard over them, and Kairi walked in, smiling. She held a large cardboard box under her arm. Joey jerked awake from his dream of giant doughnuts.

"Giant doughnuts…" he muttered, rubbing his eyes. "Oh. Hey, Kairi. What's that you got there?" He pointed to the large box tucked under her arm.

"Hey, guys," Kairi greeted cheerfully. "I'm sorry that I was gone so long. I had a few things that I needed to take care of."

Flashback…

"Seto Kaiba, please come to your office!" Kairi yelled into the intercom of Kaiba Corp. "Bring Mokuba, too!" Furious, Kaiba snatched the intercom away from her. "Come on, why can't I have any fun? I was bored."

"Sure you were," Kaiba muttered, sitting down at his desk. "So, what did you need us for?" Tenting his fingers, he waited for a reply, but Mokuba raced into the room before Kairi could answer. It appeared that Mokuba had a slight sugar rush.

"Sugar, sugar, sugar!" the hyper boy cheered, bouncing off the walls, literally.

"Mokuba, I told you!" Kaiba cried, grabbing the hyperactive boy's arm. "Those cookies were for after dinner!"

"Sugar," was all the Mokuba would utter before shooting out from Kaiba's grip like a bullet. Kairi sighed, and went back to her discussion with Kaiba.

"Now then," she whispered, avoiding a massive blow to the head from Mokuba, the hyperactive boy. "I would like Mokuba to be in this idea that I thought of. It's a play, coming up on Christmas Eve. It'll take a while to do, since I have to find more people to cast in it."

"Why do you need Mokuba?" Kaiba whined. "Why can't I be it and join him?" Kairi leaned forward on her toes, staring into his cold blue eyes.

"Because," she laughed. "You're a snotty, pathetic slob." With that, she grabbed Mokuba's arm, and walked out, leaving Kaiba to drown in his shock.

End flashback

Joey laughed so hard after Kairi's story that he nearly cried.

"Mokuba, having a sugar rush?" he whooped, clutching the stitch in his stomach. "That's just priceless. Anyway, what play are you working on?"

"It's like this," Kairi explained, beginning to open the box in front of them. The gang looked inside, and saw four costumes and scripts. "It's pretty basic, but only Yugi, the Pharaoh, and you, Joey, are going to perform. Tea will be in charge of the music, and Tristan will be in charge of the lighting and props, with some help from Rebecca."

"Rebecca?" Tristan yelled, standing up so sharply that he hit his head on the light fixture that hung over the coffee table. "Ow. Anyway, how did you get Rebecca to come?"

"Well, she lives over in the States," Kairi explained again, closing the box. "For rehearsals, I'll see all of you promptly at 6:00 this evening. After all, it's getting close to Christmas Eve, isn't it?" The group nodded, and their friend left them to ponder on what the play was about.

Well? Did you like it so far? What will happen as Kairi begins her play rehearsals? Find out in chapter 2, Rehearsal Embarrassment.

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