This is for Silvawen, Gabi, Jaena, Alcarin and Emeriel. The funniest
people I know. Sometimes.
A Mystery and Some Misinterpretation.
(This is also for those for whom this will mean little. It is only some gentle humor, if you don't like it, don't review. If you do, I love you, you are cool, and have great taste in comedy. Joke. I apologise for the accent- it is meant to be awful and far off the normal Russian its meant to be! I also apologize for the OOC -ness, but it is meant to be like that, I promise ( readers chorus: 'sure, whatever.') and on to the ficlet!)
~Fic starts here.~
~Or here~
~Keep going.~
~Now.~
Holmes and Watson stared at the figure, swathed mysteriously in a dark cloak, masked, hooded, and speaking in a hoarse croak.
"Meester Holmes, I neeed you to fiiniind my purppy, he iss of greeet value to meee." The peculiar Russian accent only made the man more mysterious. Watson leant forward in anticipation. Holmes frowned. "Your puppy? I do not look for.Puppies.Sir, I am a detective- the worlds only Consulting Detective, the sharpest knife the criminal world has ever had the misfortune to be cut down by. Not a puppy protector!"
Watson prepared himself for the two possible courses this interview could take. One, the man would leave, and Holmes would rant and rave for half an hour before sulkily playing his violin, or two.
"But Meeester Holmes, she is so sweeeet, gentle- I brought her as a preeeesent for my daughter!"
Holmes was so irate, he didn't notice the accent break down a little. Watson was too busy trying not to cower. This man was really in for it now.
"WHAT! YOU DARE COME TO ME ABOUT A NORMAL PUPPY THAT ISN'T EVEN TOILET TRAINED!! YOU IMBECILE! YOU CANNOT EXPECT ME TO.. Mycroft?"
The man had subsided into familiar belly rumbling laughter, helpless in his utter hysterics. Holmes was going a dangerous shade of magenta. Watson found a voice. "What's all this about, Mycroft?"
Through giggles, Mycroft spluttered, "I came to check on Sherlock's ego; someone told me it was swelling dangerously.."
The brothers were soon rolling on the floor as if they were ten, not thirty, and Watson circled them, uselessly trying to pull Holmes off a still chuckling Mycroft, who was easily fending his younger brother off with both arms, and legs.
This was the picture Mrs Hudson walked in on.
Watson only spotted her when she shrieked, covered her eyes, and ran: "Incest! Murder!"
There go their reputations, eh?, any positive comments are welcome, as this is my debut into SH comedy writing. Negative reviews are not well received. Criticism is understood and appreciated. But not negative criticism. Only positive. Positive means Good. Everyone clear?
# re-posted 6/8/03 #
Love to all, Estriel
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A Mystery and Some Misinterpretation.
(This is also for those for whom this will mean little. It is only some gentle humor, if you don't like it, don't review. If you do, I love you, you are cool, and have great taste in comedy. Joke. I apologise for the accent- it is meant to be awful and far off the normal Russian its meant to be! I also apologize for the OOC -ness, but it is meant to be like that, I promise ( readers chorus: 'sure, whatever.') and on to the ficlet!)
~Fic starts here.~
~Or here~
~Keep going.~
~Now.~
Holmes and Watson stared at the figure, swathed mysteriously in a dark cloak, masked, hooded, and speaking in a hoarse croak.
"Meester Holmes, I neeed you to fiiniind my purppy, he iss of greeet value to meee." The peculiar Russian accent only made the man more mysterious. Watson leant forward in anticipation. Holmes frowned. "Your puppy? I do not look for.Puppies.Sir, I am a detective- the worlds only Consulting Detective, the sharpest knife the criminal world has ever had the misfortune to be cut down by. Not a puppy protector!"
Watson prepared himself for the two possible courses this interview could take. One, the man would leave, and Holmes would rant and rave for half an hour before sulkily playing his violin, or two.
"But Meeester Holmes, she is so sweeeet, gentle- I brought her as a preeeesent for my daughter!"
Holmes was so irate, he didn't notice the accent break down a little. Watson was too busy trying not to cower. This man was really in for it now.
"WHAT! YOU DARE COME TO ME ABOUT A NORMAL PUPPY THAT ISN'T EVEN TOILET TRAINED!! YOU IMBECILE! YOU CANNOT EXPECT ME TO.. Mycroft?"
The man had subsided into familiar belly rumbling laughter, helpless in his utter hysterics. Holmes was going a dangerous shade of magenta. Watson found a voice. "What's all this about, Mycroft?"
Through giggles, Mycroft spluttered, "I came to check on Sherlock's ego; someone told me it was swelling dangerously.."
The brothers were soon rolling on the floor as if they were ten, not thirty, and Watson circled them, uselessly trying to pull Holmes off a still chuckling Mycroft, who was easily fending his younger brother off with both arms, and legs.
This was the picture Mrs Hudson walked in on.
Watson only spotted her when she shrieked, covered her eyes, and ran: "Incest! Murder!"
There go their reputations, eh?, any positive comments are welcome, as this is my debut into SH comedy writing. Negative reviews are not well received. Criticism is understood and appreciated. But not negative criticism. Only positive. Positive means Good. Everyone clear?
# re-posted 6/8/03 #
Love to all, Estriel
Normal Normal Default Paragraph Font Default Paragraph Font Williams9C:\WINDOWS\Profiles\sherry\My Documents\Diaries Funny.docÿ??·?·? Times New Roman Times New Roman Symbol Symbol Williams Williams Williams Williams Williams Normal Williams Microsoft Word 8.0 Dell Computer Corporation _PID_GUID {9919FA04-C770-11D7-9B43-A00851C10000} {9919FA04-C770-11D7-9B43-A00851C10000} Root Entry 1Table 1Table WordDocument WordDocument SummaryInformation SummaryInformation DocumentSummaryInformation DocumentSummaryInformation CompObj CompObj ObjectPool ObjectPool Microsoft Word Document MSWordDoc Word.Document.8