It was 8pm in the Central Park Zoo, and the penguins are training as usual. "Punch, kick, back flip, twirl, kick, bob and weave, weave and bob, punch, kick" Shouted Skipper. " Good training boys, you really out done yourselves (but that damm ringtail kept interrupting us),now a little test." "Rico!" Cough up five kickass weapons!" Rico coughs up a bazooka, grenades, satchel packs from GTA San Andreas, nuke bombs, and land mines. "Awesome Rico!" Rico then goes in the HQ to do stuff. Can you guess what it is? Remember, this is a M rated fan fiction. "Private, make twenty love smoothies as fast as you can! (5 seconds later.) "All done Skipper, I put as much love as I can in them." "Excellent!" "Kowalski!", what's 1,000,952,222 x 6 x 88 - 10 / 133?""ve me a minute Skipper." Kowalski writes down the answer and says "Ah, here we go!" Uhh, Kowalski, that's wrong. Damm, I forgot to carry the two!" "Kowalski"! Skipper covers Private's head. "Watch your language around Private, he could be imitating that. Skipper gets mad and says "Kowalski, I have told you 80 freaking times not to cuss, so get it! "Sorry Skipper". Kowalski, you know what to do." "Right, here I'll do it myself"(slap). Meanwhile, in the HQ, Rico is rubbing his cloaca, and making sounds. "OOOOOOOh, OOOOOOOh." Rico!, what the hell are you doing!.