What do you know? This was also based off a story. Yes, the original credit (although I'm sure many have wrote this) goes to, once again, 'iftheworldwasonfire' for 'Ways to Annoy the Teen Titans'. Once again, a really good read if you're into Teen Titans and want to know some extra special ways to get under their skin. If you read my 'Rules of the Gods', I swear I'm not stalking iftheworldwasonfire. I honestly didn't know she wrote both stories. But anyway, let's get into the story!

Disclaimer: I wish I owned Star Crossed Myth, and once again, the method is from 'Ways to Annoy the Teen Titans' by 'iftheworldwasonfire'.

1. Cut his hair.

2. Constantly remind him that his power is making his hair long.

3. Throw away his meat balls

4. Super glue a mane to his head

5. Follow him around and constantly sing lion king.

6. Sing, "the king thinks Zig is better than you," over and over non-stop.

7. Replace all his clothes with dresses

8. Paste pictures of Karno all over his room with hearts

9. Take a tour through the mansion with a whole bunch of people in the middle of the night. Stop by his room and go, "there is the lion in his natural habitat."

10. Super glue his sleeping mask to his face

11. Super glue him to the toilet.

12. Walk around with a crab costume and go, "do you love me now? I'm Karno."

13. Stand outside his window and say "Rapunzel Rapunzel! Let down your hair!"

14. Constantly ask him what he meant about showing his pleasure to guys. (In the side story about the gods being sent to Earth)

15. Whenever he wears his God outfit scream, "SHOULDERS! Not in my Christian mansion!"

16. Poke his belly button when he wears his God outfit

17. Play Sexyback wherever he walks.

18. Ask him to touch your arm, and when he does run around screaming, "Leon tried to take advantage of me with his powers!"

19. Constantly sing, "Lean… Lean… the drama queen."

20. Walk around his room looking confused. When he asks what you're doing, say, "I was following the yellow brick road and this room… it's just so yellow."

21. Constantly say, "I'm Leon, I'm a princess and my hair is almost bigger than my ego."

22. Ask him why he copied Rapunzel's look.

23. Paint his throne pink with blue jewels.

24. Create a shrine to Scorpio in his closet and show Scorpio.

25. Write him a poem that says, "Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought lions lived in the zoo."

26. Scream, "Let it all out with a big grrrrr!"

27. When it's movie night suggest Lion King. When the gods ask why, say, "I just want want to know more about Leon's brethren."

28. Bring him an orange cat and go, "Leon, I found your long lost brother."

29. Ask him if he ever thinks about eating Aigo because he's technically a goat.

30. Throw a bucket of meatballs at him.

31. Follow him while constantly whispering, "Hue is smarter than you… Hue is smarter than you…"

32. Call him Lean

33. Call him Angsty

34. Call him a drama queen

35. Call him Simba

36. Call him Mufasa

37. Ask if Scar killed his father.

38. Ask if he lives in a cave.

39. Rub his hair and go, "who's a good boy?"

40. Tell him his god outfit clashes with his hair.

41. Whenever he starts blushing scream, "Clash alert!"

42. Call him carrot top.

Sorry Lean, but I had to. Hope you liked these delicious ways to annoy the minister of punishments, and more are still to come. Red Out!