"JEANNIE!" shouted Tony Nelson, as he frantically paced the house.

"Yes, Master?" she replied.

"Now I'm going to ask you one more time. Just one more time! Where is the door?!"

"Well, I just thought I would clean up around here. I like how it is right now. A place for every thing, and every thing in its place."

"Ahem, you still didn't answer my question. What did I tell you about blinking the door away?"

"Not to do it..."

"And what did you do?"

"I did it."

"Exactly! Now, Jeannie, I don't mean to get mad, but WHERE IS THE DOOR?!"

"I put it away."

"You put it away? You put away the door?!"

"That is right, dear."

"It's a door! You don't just 'put it away,'" explained Tony.

"You do not?"

"No!"

"I do not understand, I simply do not! Does not anyone ever get bored of the same old door?"

"I guess so. Now, Jeannie, I have to tell you something. There's a lovely invention that people are mad about. People like you."

"Oooooh, what is it?"

"A new door."

"Oh, why do we have to have one anyways?"

"Well, how exactly am I going to leave? I have to go to work in a few minutes, you know."

"I know it. I have a new theory."

"Oh, this I gotta hear," said Tony, while taking a seat.

"You are sitting down, yet you are going to most likely be late?"

"Well, I figure I should brace myself, and take this news sitting down. Anyways, I'm not going to be late. Your theory?"

"Ah, yes. Underground tunnels," she declared.

"What?!"

"I knew you would like it!"

"Ummm, sure..."

"We could be just like shrews!"

"Uhhhh...Jeannie, what's in that drink you're holding?"

"Oh, come on! You do not looove me anymore..."

"Jeannie, I love you and all, but this is where I draw the line! Right between your tunneling and these crazy writers!"

"Writers?"

"Ummm, nothing. Just blink me to work."

"Yes Master," said Jeannie in about-to-blink position.

"Hey Jeannie, before you do that, you haven't been talking to someone by the name of 'Lucy,' have you?"

"No, not really. Have you?"

"Never mind that, just blink me..."

"Okay."

"And get the door back!!" he shouted, as he appeared at work.