Well alrighty! Here I go!

So, I'm really enjoying this story, at a couple points my sister and I were laughing our heads off, so please REVIEW!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own DC universe nothing

Dick: 13

Jason: 15.5

Cass: 16.5

Tim: 17

Damien: 19.5

I know it's in reverse, that's just how I do it in this one, so, thanks!

Okay, I have a problem. I'm a girl! A frickin' girl!

Now, nothing's really wrong with being a girl, but when you're supposed to be a guy… that's when being a girl is so bad.

My name's Richard Grayson. Everyone calls me Dick, and I live a fairly exciting life, what being a superhero at night, and day too, but us bats tend to be more of nighttime heroes.

I have a pretty big family. My adoptive father, Bruce Wayne, my three older brothers, Damien (oldest), Tim, and Jason (youngest). I also have a sister, Cass, who's in between Tim and Jay. Then we have our Honorary Grandfather-like butler, Alfred.

And most of us were guys, until a couple of hours ago.

I guess I'll just have to start at the beginning…

"Dicky! Hurry up!"

"Sorry!" I jumped down the last stair in the Batcave to see my family already gathered there. "Found it." I smiled, holding up my glove.

"Okay, so, plan, stick to it, kay kay?" Tim looked at Jason, the average bad boy.

"Jeez! Okay, I know, while Bruce and Cass are taking care of that Gang war on 24th we are going to that genetics lab to get the intel he needs, simple. Go in, don't shoot anybody while you and Dick hack, then get out. I get it."

"You better." Damien glared at his trigger-happy little brother.

"Okay! Let's go!" So we all jumped in the Batmobile with Dami driving and took off to North Gotham, the genetics lab.

"I still can't believe you tripped the alarm!" Tim glared at Damien.

"Sorry! It's not like I knew!"

Sirens blasted as I tried to hack, but Tim needed to hack his portion too and they weren't getting anywhere fighting. I heard a gunshot go off in the distance.

"Hush!" I yelled.

"It was his thigh, Robby! No need to worry-" but his voice was drowned out by another bullet being shot.

I sighed and finished hacking, and continued to download the files. Tim was working on his, but Damien kept interrupting him. "No! The yellow one goes by the orange!"

"No, it doesn't, it goes by purple, this isn't a rainbow!"

I bit my lip and decided to make sure Jason didn't kill anybody. "Stop fighting!" I gave a last command before rushing out. I couldn't find Jason anywhere. A few men lay groaning, clutching spots that had bullets in them, but no Jason.

"Hush?" I called. Suddenly I felt a pressure on my throat and a hand clasped my mouth, a rag in it, and in seconds I was out.

Okay, I know, a bit rushed, but I'm trying to get to the fun part. That will be less rushed. Also, I had to chose an alias for Jason (who hadn't died yet and couldn't be Robin) so I chose Hush, even though I know Hush's background in the comics, this is what I chose for Jason. For Tim, I kept Red Robin, and I chose Renegade for Damien. Best I could do, and yes, this is the team Robin/Dick, so please review and I'll post the next chapter when you do (if I'm awake, because I have to sleep on occasion) and soo... yep. That's it. Thanks!

~Universe