Harry Potters Past Life as Young Hercules, but not Old Hercules : a totally original play...
Iolaus: Jase, we have to prepare for Herc's b-day party!
Jason: Iolaus, you don't understand, I'm gonna be king soon. Get Lilith to help you, she's got nothing better to do!
I: But Lilith's-- (Interrupted by L)
Lilith: Hey guys!!!! (slapping both on back) (J's "hoho" laugh)
I: We were discussing Herc's b-day party. Its gonna be good!
L: I've got some great ideas! You boys could do to take notes! HAHA! Let's get to work!
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Herc: Come on guys!
I: Were coming!
L: Where are you boys going?
J: Down to Kora's--
L: Mind if I come?( before anyone can say anything) Good!!!! HAHAHA you're buying!!!
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(At Kora's)
H: You know I wish Zeus would do something for my birthday.
J: come on Herc, don't be so down. My coronation'll be soon then I'll be King' so I'm buying.
I: Plus you're the only one with money!
Kora : I don't care whose money it is as long as I get it.
L: Way to tell those boys what to do!!!!
K: Well happy b-day Hercules, hope--
Ares: Yes, happy b-day little brother!
H: Ares!
A: I'm glad you remember me, it's been too long!
J: Don't try anything, Ares, Ill be King soon!
A: Congrats, but Hercules isn't going to live to his next b-day. I've waited a long time for this. (shoots lightning from fingers) Yahhhh!
I: NO! Hercules! ( Throws Lilith in the way breaking a table)
A: NO! I missed! You'll pay for that (to Iolaus)
K: And you'll pay for that table.
J: Wed better get out of here! To my castle! Hell never get in there while I am king!
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(At the Castle)
H: Thanks for saving me Yolee!
I : No prob Herc.
J: Guys, we need a plan, but first you have to leave and Ill catch up with you later. I have a crown fitting.
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(Academy)
H: Iol, we need plan.
I: Yeah...
Ares: So Hercules, you thought you could hide!
H: All right Ares, I'm sick of you tormenting my friends. Lets settle this here and now!
[Together they hum herc's theme song while circling each other!]
A: All right!
H: Lets fight! [they fight and soon Ares just stops for no apparent reason]
A: You may have won this battle, but you'll never win a war against the war god himself!!!
I: I'm glad that's over with.
H: You wanna go down to Kora's?
I: Jase's gonna be King soon, and you're the son of Zeus. Ares has declared that hell take your life. All is right in the world. But I feel kinda bad about Lilith.
H: Don't, she had it coming. Plus it's so much quieter now!
I: Hey, let's do the tree gag!
TREE GAG!!!!!!