A Messed Up Story by Me!
(Aurora the Enchantress)
Me: One day Hermione was walking through Diagon Alley.
The-Wise-Person-From-Above: That's no way to start a story!!
Me: *indignant* And just why not?!
TWPFA: Because it's boring, that's why.
Me: Well, ok, if you think it's so boring, how about I try again?
TWPFA: That would work.
Me: *clears throat* One day, beautiful Muggle-born Hermione was walking -no, promenading through the er, wonderful place known as Diagon Alley! *is proud of herself*
TWPFA: Um, no.
Me: *wails* Why not?!!
TWPFA: Well, it's still boring!
Me: Grrr...
Me: ok, fine. Once upon a fine summer's day, in the year of 1995 AD, a stunningly gorgeous Muggle-born er, young woman named Hermione was um, taking a leisurely stroll down the busy streets of Diagon Alley! *beams proudly* I did it! I wrote a descriptive sentence!!
TWPFA: Well I hafta give ya some credit for that one...
Me: *throws arms around TWPFA* Oh thank you! *happy tears* I give you my award of helpfulness!
(Older and younger sisters walk in)
Serena: Whaddya doin'? Who's that? He's kinda cute...
Marian: Ooh, it's The-Wise-Person-From-Above! *asks for his autograph*
(Hermione, Harry, Ron, Draco, and Professor Snape appear)
Professor Snape: Just what is going on here? Ten points from Gryffindor!
Harry: Hi Aurora!
Me: *blush*
Draco: I saw her first! *lunges at Harry*
(they fight)
Professor Snape: Get him, Draco! Fifteen points from Gryffindor!
Ron: Hey dudes, quit it!
Me: Hey! You're gonna mess up my embroidered pillows!
Embroidered Pillows: *get tossed across the room*
Hermione: *staring off into space* *jumps*
Hermione: Ooh, is it really you?
Me: Of course! I am the famous Aurora! Would you like my autograph?
Hermione: *runs over to TWPFA* Can I have your autograph?
Me: Grr....
TWPFA: Oh of course. *signs a piece of parchment*
(Meanwhile Harry, Draco, and Ron are fighting.)
Crystal Lamp: *gets knocked over*
Me: Oh Nooo!
Hermione: Oh, no problem. *picks up her wand to repair the lamp*
Marian: Ooh, what's that?
Serena: *is chasing Ron around the room*
Hermione: It's a wand. Twelve inches long, beechwood, with a unicorn's tail hair.
Marian: Neat! Can I play with it?!
Hermione: *looks contemplative* Well, ok! *hands her the wand*
Marian: *waves wand around* Hocus Pocus!
TWPFA: *flies across the room upside down* *yells cuss words*
Marian: Cool!
Hermione: How'd that happen? That wasn't even a spell!
Professor Snape: *snicker*
Serena: *is trying to kiss Ron*
Hermione: Hey, lay off Ron!
Serena: *is still trying to kiss Ron*
Harry: *beating up Draco*
Draco: *getting beat up*
Ron: *is being kissed* Quit it, dudette!
Serena: *giggles*
Marian: Hey, Aurora, what's another word?
Me: What about Lotus Pool Bar?
Marian: *waves wand* Lotus Pool Bar!
Professor Snape: *flies through the air upside down* *yells cuss words* Ten points from Gryffindor!!
Hermione: *snicker*
Harry: *is being thrown out the window*
Draco: *is throwing Harry out the window*
Serena: *stops kissing Ron and looks over* Hey can I try that thing?
Marian: *giggles* Sure! *throws her the wand*
Ron: *whew* I'm outta here! *disapparates*
Serena: *pouts* Where'd my ickle Ronniekins go? *waves the wand* Waterproof Funnoodle!
Hermione: *looks skeptical*
Harry: *flies back through the window unharmed*
Ron: *appears*
Ron: HEY! Who did that?!
Harry: Thanks, Serena!
Serena: *blush*
Ron: *scowls* Oh well. Might as well stay here. *sighs*
Hermione: Ok, that's enough!! *grabs wand from Serena*
Serena: *pouts*
Draco: Hey! How'd you get back up here, Harry?
TWPFA: He flew! He has powers beyond my greatest dreams!! *grovels before Harry* *kisses his shoes*
Harry: *looks revolted*
Hermione: *repairs crystal lamp*
Marian: Hey Harry, can I have your autograph?
Harry: *blushes* Ok... *signs autograph*
Draco: Hey Aurora, can I have your autograph?
Me: *blush* Sure. *signs autograph in pretty sparkly gel pen!!*
Draco: Thanx.
Me: No problem. *blush*
Hermione: Isn't this story supposed to be about me?
Me: Yeah, now that I think of it, it IS supposed to be about you!
Hermione: Oh, ok. Then how about we start the story?
All: Er....
Hermione: *humph!*
Serena: *smiles enchantingly* Hey Professor Snape, can I have your autograph?
Prof. Snape: *looks flattered* Of course. *signs autograph*
TWPFA: Hey! Does no one want my autograph!?
All: NO.
TWPFA: *insulted* Ok then, I'm leaving!! *makes rude sign at everyone* *Disapparates*
All: Thank you Lord.
Harry: *hooks arms with Marian* Who's up for a trip to the Three Broomsticks?
Marian: *giggles* *blushes*
Draco: *looks toward Aurora* Sure... *grins*
Me: *blush*
(Aurora and Draco walk off together)
(Harry and Marian follow)
Serena: *giggles*
Professor Snape: *offers his arm to Serena* You can call me Severus.
Serena: *smiles enchantingly again* Ok...
(Severus and Serena walk off together)
Hermione: *turns toward Ron* Does that give you any ideas?
Ron: *puzzled* No, why?
Hermione: Ron!!
Ron: *grins* Just kidding! *kisses Hermione*
Hermione: *blushes* *giggles*
(Walk off together after the three other couples)
THE END
A/N: Well I was feeling really screwed up when I wrote this, hee hee! But it's the first fanfic I've ever finished! *is proud of herself*
Disclaimer: All those dudes out there who wanna sue me, hear this: I own myself, my embroidered pillows, and my crystal lamp. My sisters own themselves. The Wise Person From Above owns himself. Hermione owns her wand. Harry owns his shoes. J.K. Rowling owns the wonderful characters Harry, Hermione, Ron, Draco, and Professor Snape. Thank you.
Peace,
Aurora
(Aurora the Enchantress)
Me: One day Hermione was walking through Diagon Alley.
The-Wise-Person-From-Above: That's no way to start a story!!
Me: *indignant* And just why not?!
TWPFA: Because it's boring, that's why.
Me: Well, ok, if you think it's so boring, how about I try again?
TWPFA: That would work.
Me: *clears throat* One day, beautiful Muggle-born Hermione was walking -no, promenading through the er, wonderful place known as Diagon Alley! *is proud of herself*
TWPFA: Um, no.
Me: *wails* Why not?!!
TWPFA: Well, it's still boring!
Me: Grrr...
Me: ok, fine. Once upon a fine summer's day, in the year of 1995 AD, a stunningly gorgeous Muggle-born er, young woman named Hermione was um, taking a leisurely stroll down the busy streets of Diagon Alley! *beams proudly* I did it! I wrote a descriptive sentence!!
TWPFA: Well I hafta give ya some credit for that one...
Me: *throws arms around TWPFA* Oh thank you! *happy tears* I give you my award of helpfulness!
(Older and younger sisters walk in)
Serena: Whaddya doin'? Who's that? He's kinda cute...
Marian: Ooh, it's The-Wise-Person-From-Above! *asks for his autograph*
(Hermione, Harry, Ron, Draco, and Professor Snape appear)
Professor Snape: Just what is going on here? Ten points from Gryffindor!
Harry: Hi Aurora!
Me: *blush*
Draco: I saw her first! *lunges at Harry*
(they fight)
Professor Snape: Get him, Draco! Fifteen points from Gryffindor!
Ron: Hey dudes, quit it!
Me: Hey! You're gonna mess up my embroidered pillows!
Embroidered Pillows: *get tossed across the room*
Hermione: *staring off into space* *jumps*
Hermione: Ooh, is it really you?
Me: Of course! I am the famous Aurora! Would you like my autograph?
Hermione: *runs over to TWPFA* Can I have your autograph?
Me: Grr....
TWPFA: Oh of course. *signs a piece of parchment*
(Meanwhile Harry, Draco, and Ron are fighting.)
Crystal Lamp: *gets knocked over*
Me: Oh Nooo!
Hermione: Oh, no problem. *picks up her wand to repair the lamp*
Marian: Ooh, what's that?
Serena: *is chasing Ron around the room*
Hermione: It's a wand. Twelve inches long, beechwood, with a unicorn's tail hair.
Marian: Neat! Can I play with it?!
Hermione: *looks contemplative* Well, ok! *hands her the wand*
Marian: *waves wand around* Hocus Pocus!
TWPFA: *flies across the room upside down* *yells cuss words*
Marian: Cool!
Hermione: How'd that happen? That wasn't even a spell!
Professor Snape: *snicker*
Serena: *is trying to kiss Ron*
Hermione: Hey, lay off Ron!
Serena: *is still trying to kiss Ron*
Harry: *beating up Draco*
Draco: *getting beat up*
Ron: *is being kissed* Quit it, dudette!
Serena: *giggles*
Marian: Hey, Aurora, what's another word?
Me: What about Lotus Pool Bar?
Marian: *waves wand* Lotus Pool Bar!
Professor Snape: *flies through the air upside down* *yells cuss words* Ten points from Gryffindor!!
Hermione: *snicker*
Harry: *is being thrown out the window*
Draco: *is throwing Harry out the window*
Serena: *stops kissing Ron and looks over* Hey can I try that thing?
Marian: *giggles* Sure! *throws her the wand*
Ron: *whew* I'm outta here! *disapparates*
Serena: *pouts* Where'd my ickle Ronniekins go? *waves the wand* Waterproof Funnoodle!
Hermione: *looks skeptical*
Harry: *flies back through the window unharmed*
Ron: *appears*
Ron: HEY! Who did that?!
Harry: Thanks, Serena!
Serena: *blush*
Ron: *scowls* Oh well. Might as well stay here. *sighs*
Hermione: Ok, that's enough!! *grabs wand from Serena*
Serena: *pouts*
Draco: Hey! How'd you get back up here, Harry?
TWPFA: He flew! He has powers beyond my greatest dreams!! *grovels before Harry* *kisses his shoes*
Harry: *looks revolted*
Hermione: *repairs crystal lamp*
Marian: Hey Harry, can I have your autograph?
Harry: *blushes* Ok... *signs autograph*
Draco: Hey Aurora, can I have your autograph?
Me: *blush* Sure. *signs autograph in pretty sparkly gel pen!!*
Draco: Thanx.
Me: No problem. *blush*
Hermione: Isn't this story supposed to be about me?
Me: Yeah, now that I think of it, it IS supposed to be about you!
Hermione: Oh, ok. Then how about we start the story?
All: Er....
Hermione: *humph!*
Serena: *smiles enchantingly* Hey Professor Snape, can I have your autograph?
Prof. Snape: *looks flattered* Of course. *signs autograph*
TWPFA: Hey! Does no one want my autograph!?
All: NO.
TWPFA: *insulted* Ok then, I'm leaving!! *makes rude sign at everyone* *Disapparates*
All: Thank you Lord.
Harry: *hooks arms with Marian* Who's up for a trip to the Three Broomsticks?
Marian: *giggles* *blushes*
Draco: *looks toward Aurora* Sure... *grins*
Me: *blush*
(Aurora and Draco walk off together)
(Harry and Marian follow)
Serena: *giggles*
Professor Snape: *offers his arm to Serena* You can call me Severus.
Serena: *smiles enchantingly again* Ok...
(Severus and Serena walk off together)
Hermione: *turns toward Ron* Does that give you any ideas?
Ron: *puzzled* No, why?
Hermione: Ron!!
Ron: *grins* Just kidding! *kisses Hermione*
Hermione: *blushes* *giggles*
(Walk off together after the three other couples)
THE END
A/N: Well I was feeling really screwed up when I wrote this, hee hee! But it's the first fanfic I've ever finished! *is proud of herself*
Disclaimer: All those dudes out there who wanna sue me, hear this: I own myself, my embroidered pillows, and my crystal lamp. My sisters own themselves. The Wise Person From Above owns himself. Hermione owns her wand. Harry owns his shoes. J.K. Rowling owns the wonderful characters Harry, Hermione, Ron, Draco, and Professor Snape. Thank you.
Peace,
Aurora