DigiLove -- Chapter One: Davis's Jealousy
Kari loves TK
TK loves Kari
Davis loves Kari
Kari hates Davis
Davis hates TK
One late Wednesday afternoon, Kari and TK went out on a date.
They shared a drink. Kari payed. TK wanted to, but Kari wanted
TK to save his money for something special. Possibly a diamond
ring?
That night, at sunset, they sat at the dock of the bay. They
made out there and after sunset, they went to a movie. It was
Shark Attack 3141592654: Chew and Destroy. Kari got scared at
some parts and TK held her. But Kari wanted TK to hold her. It
was her patented Kari Move.
The next day they went to the Digiworld to go on a romantic
walk. To their surprise, the Digimon Emporer was having tea. Kari
took a picture on her flash-free N.E lite digiCAM. Then TK and Kari
started walking.
Cody said, "Uh, TK?"
TK replied, "Yeah?"
"You had better leave. Davis is out to get you."
"What do you mean?"
"Davis may kill you."
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Patamon yelped.
"Patamon! You know better to....KILL ME?!" TK screamed
"Yep, that's what he said. He wants Kari," Cody said.
"Bullshit!"
"Yeah, and you bellyache about profanity? Tuh! Speak
for yourself!" Patamon said.
"SHUT UP!" TK said.
"You shut up," a voice said.
Kari looked towards the voice's source. "Who the hell is that?"
"You know me!" the voice said.
Cody said, "Damn! It's Davis! Run!"
TK ran, tripped over a root of a tree and fell flat on his face.
Davis said, "Ha ha!"
Patamon said, "Damn you bastard!"
{Bleeee---Bleeeeee}
"Patamon armor digivolve toooooo....--"
"Fire rocket!" {THWACKLE}
"JEZZIT!" TK yelled, "You won't let him digivolve?"
"Awww...Why won't you let your GIRLFRIEND free?"
Salamon screamed, "Hey! Shut up."
"You!"
Salamon said, "F*** you!"
Kari said, "Salamon! Ha ha. Good job!"
Davis said, "I want Kari! She is meant for me! You aren't meant
for anyone, TV! And as for you, Salamon, do not say f*** you to me
ever again! And look at Patamon over there, weak. You should take more
care of him, TH!
"Plus, who would want to go out with you anyways, TQ? You are ugly,
loud, arrogant, stupid, idiotic, oxymoronic, stupid, and dumb. Who would
want to go out with a guy with a DUNCE CAP on his head? It makes you look
dumb!"
TK said, "Its TK d*** it!"
Kari said, "I want to go out with him. He isn't all of that and you
used stupid twice in the sentence. Besides, that hat you call a 'dunce
cap' TURNS ME ON, baby, YEAH!"
Davis punches TK and TK gets all bruised. "I'll teach you to mess
with me! Leave Kari alone, TA, UNDERSTAND?"
"It is TK, you b*****d! You are jealous!"
Then Kari said, "Hang on a sec." She sends Tai a message. Tai comes.
Tai screams at davis, "GIVE ME MY GOGGLES BACK! YOU PROMISED TO LEAVE
MY SISTER ALONE! SHE IS MEANT FOR TK YOU LITTLE JEALOUS B*****D!"
Davis gives the goggles to Tai and cries.
"WAHHHHH-HAH-HAH-HAHHHHHH! I just want Kari. Is that too much to ask?
Everyone else has a date for the prom but me!"
"You got Yolei," TK said.
"{sob}No. She has Ken Kaizer."
"You mean the digimon emporer?"
"Yes."
"Okay. But you can go with...MIMI!"
"No. She is dating with Sora."
"Mimi's a lesbian?"
"Yes."
"Great."
"I'll look for girls then."
"Ok."
Then everyone was happy, but Davis is still jealous. Stay tuned for
CHAPTER TWO - Davis's Sexuality.
Kari loves TK
TK loves Kari
Davis loves Kari
Kari hates Davis
Davis hates TK
One late Wednesday afternoon, Kari and TK went out on a date.
They shared a drink. Kari payed. TK wanted to, but Kari wanted
TK to save his money for something special. Possibly a diamond
ring?
That night, at sunset, they sat at the dock of the bay. They
made out there and after sunset, they went to a movie. It was
Shark Attack 3141592654: Chew and Destroy. Kari got scared at
some parts and TK held her. But Kari wanted TK to hold her. It
was her patented Kari Move.
The next day they went to the Digiworld to go on a romantic
walk. To their surprise, the Digimon Emporer was having tea. Kari
took a picture on her flash-free N.E lite digiCAM. Then TK and Kari
started walking.
Cody said, "Uh, TK?"
TK replied, "Yeah?"
"You had better leave. Davis is out to get you."
"What do you mean?"
"Davis may kill you."
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Patamon yelped.
"Patamon! You know better to....KILL ME?!" TK screamed
"Yep, that's what he said. He wants Kari," Cody said.
"Bullshit!"
"Yeah, and you bellyache about profanity? Tuh! Speak
for yourself!" Patamon said.
"SHUT UP!" TK said.
"You shut up," a voice said.
Kari looked towards the voice's source. "Who the hell is that?"
"You know me!" the voice said.
Cody said, "Damn! It's Davis! Run!"
TK ran, tripped over a root of a tree and fell flat on his face.
Davis said, "Ha ha!"
Patamon said, "Damn you bastard!"
{Bleeee---Bleeeeee}
"Patamon armor digivolve toooooo....--"
"Fire rocket!" {THWACKLE}
"JEZZIT!" TK yelled, "You won't let him digivolve?"
"Awww...Why won't you let your GIRLFRIEND free?"
Salamon screamed, "Hey! Shut up."
"You!"
Salamon said, "F*** you!"
Kari said, "Salamon! Ha ha. Good job!"
Davis said, "I want Kari! She is meant for me! You aren't meant
for anyone, TV! And as for you, Salamon, do not say f*** you to me
ever again! And look at Patamon over there, weak. You should take more
care of him, TH!
"Plus, who would want to go out with you anyways, TQ? You are ugly,
loud, arrogant, stupid, idiotic, oxymoronic, stupid, and dumb. Who would
want to go out with a guy with a DUNCE CAP on his head? It makes you look
dumb!"
TK said, "Its TK d*** it!"
Kari said, "I want to go out with him. He isn't all of that and you
used stupid twice in the sentence. Besides, that hat you call a 'dunce
cap' TURNS ME ON, baby, YEAH!"
Davis punches TK and TK gets all bruised. "I'll teach you to mess
with me! Leave Kari alone, TA, UNDERSTAND?"
"It is TK, you b*****d! You are jealous!"
Then Kari said, "Hang on a sec." She sends Tai a message. Tai comes.
Tai screams at davis, "GIVE ME MY GOGGLES BACK! YOU PROMISED TO LEAVE
MY SISTER ALONE! SHE IS MEANT FOR TK YOU LITTLE JEALOUS B*****D!"
Davis gives the goggles to Tai and cries.
"WAHHHHH-HAH-HAH-HAHHHHHH! I just want Kari. Is that too much to ask?
Everyone else has a date for the prom but me!"
"You got Yolei," TK said.
"{sob}No. She has Ken Kaizer."
"You mean the digimon emporer?"
"Yes."
"Okay. But you can go with...MIMI!"
"No. She is dating with Sora."
"Mimi's a lesbian?"
"Yes."
"Great."
"I'll look for girls then."
"Ok."
Then everyone was happy, but Davis is still jealous. Stay tuned for
CHAPTER TWO - Davis's Sexuality.