Author's note: This filk came to me when I was reading "Primus Loves You" at Lori's site. It goes out to everyone who likes to write TF children. Any blasphemy and/or heresy is strictly intentional and all the author's fault.

Disclaimer: Transformers belong to HasKen and Marvel and Sunbow, and the tune to "Jesus Loves Me" isn't mine, but I learned it in Sunday School and have no idea who it belongs to.

PRIMUS LOVES ME

Primus loves me, this I know,
For the comics tell me so;
Cybertron to him belongs,
Orbit's weak, but we grow strong.

Yes, Primus loves me,
Yes, Primus loves me,
Yes, Primus loves me,
The comics tell me so.

Primus loves me, loves me still,
Tho' we're sold to pay the bills,
Still from Quintessons we're free
The cartoons do not mention thee.

CHORUS

Primus loves me, he who tried,
Creating us to turn the tide,
He will de-feat Unicron,
Leaving us with Galvatron.

CHORUS

Primus loves me, I will pray,
For the glorious coming day;
That when the Beast Wars are done,
All will henceforth live as one.

CHORUS