CV = Curriculum Vitae = Resume

Eh... I wrote England's (Arthur Kirkland) yesterday. And now... America's!

Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia.

Edit: I edited anf fixed some typos (aww... I should have used Word...)


"Mattie, the hero is here to save the world!" Alfred announced, entering his brother's home.

"Hi Al," his shy Canadian brother greeted him, wondering if his brother would try to convince him to act as his spy... again.

"I'm gonna get a work! A heroic one! Hahahah!" the American laughed.

'Wow... This is new,' Matthew thought. "I thought you didn't like working."

"I don't! Nobody likes! But I heard that Artie sent his CV to work as a cook! I can't let that happen, Mattie!" Alfred explained and Matthew found himself agreeing with his brother.

"Arthur as a cook... Eh... I don't think he will get a job," Matthew said.

"People are crazy, that's why I'll send them my own heroic CV! Well, you will... I'm late and I'm meeting Kiku in 10 minutes. Here's my CV and the places where you have to send it!" Alfred let his CV and a list on the table and left without even saying 'bye'.

It read:


Alfred F. Jones (The Hero!)

Address: The United States of America, duh!

Phone: I don't need it! I'm a hero!

Email: American_Hero(at)FastFood(dot)Duh

Profile

I'm a hero. A H-E-R-O. And American! That makes me perfect for any job. This hero can save your business from communism! Beware, Commies, the Hero has arrived! Sometimes, my hero duties won't let me go to work but I'll send my friend Tony instead. He's an alien, a good guy. And he can cook typical dishes from his planet. They look way better than my friend Arthur's dishes, hahahahah.

Education

2003/2010- Call of duty. I've played all of them. Hahahah!

2011- Brain Training. I'm still playing but I'm already a 80 years old! That's a lot of wisdom, HAHAHAH!

Skills

Always know where the closest McDonald's is. Always.

Can see aliens. I've already told you about Tony, hahah.

Can recognize dishes cooked by Englishmen (That could save your life, dude!).

Selected Achievements

Saved my little bro from his Russian friend (a commie!) and from his French neighbour (French, dude, French!).

Related experience

As a cook? Uh... I've spent most of my life eating in McDonald's... Does that count?

Other things

I know that Artie wants this same job. Choose the Hero over the Brit! He can't cook to save his life (I know it by experience... Too many unheroic nights in the hospital...).


"I wonder if I should burn them and tell Alfred that Kuma ate his CVs..." Matthew whispered. "I think I'll ask Ivan for advice..."


Should I write more?

Review? Please!