My name is Dipper. The girl napping peacefully on my shoulder is my sister Mabel.

Now you may be wondering why we're in a bus, leaving the small sleepy town of Gravity Falls, but rest assured, there's a perfectly logical explanation.

After spending an awesome summer here at Gravity Falls, battling monsters, evading crazy ex-boyfriends, and saving the town in many more than one occasion, we left the sleepy town with bittersweet goodbyes, little tears, and a pig.

Now. You might be wondering where we got the pig, but it's just Waddles, Mabel's pet pig. She won him at one of those weird weight guessing games and she got him, love at first oink.

Now as for me, well, let's just say I'm not exactly proud of myself during that day.

Speaking of ill-proud moments, our Grunkle Stan had A LOT to talk about with Great Uncle Ford when he came out of that portal, but I'm just jumping from subject to subject. So I'll just get to the point.

We thought our Grunkle Stan was the Grunkle Stan, but he wasn't. He actually took his brother's name because he had accidentally sent him to another dimension via portal, and spent almost forty years to get him back.

When he did, we were there to see everything, including the right hook to Grunkle Stan's face. Turns out he rathered it closed for all eternity, destroyed even, because it could do terrible things.

Like create a rift in time and space.

We protected it as best we could, but in the end, it fell into the hands of Bill Cipher, a dream demon. He was powerful, with the ability to enter people's dreams (as he's named), and was able to procure any secret you hid. He was also able to possess someone's body, trust me, I know.

Notice how I said he was able to possess. Was able to procure hidden secrets. Well, he's gone now.

After he opened the rift and took control of Gravity Falls, he kidnapped my sister and put her in an illusionary prison, and I had to come rescue her, albeit with some road blocks and obstacles.

Afterwards, we teamed up with various citizens from all over Gravity Falls, like the Multibear and Pacifica Northwest. We each took our part turning the Mystery Shack into awesome apocalyptic war machine against Bill Cipher and his friends.

We won the battle, and got our town back, but at the cost of Grunkle Stan's memories. Thankfully, Mabel had her handy scrapbook, slowly returning every memory Grunkle Stan had, despite how Mabel ex-machina that sounds.

Afterwords, we packed our bags and got ready to go home. I switched hats with a summer friend I made, and Grunkle Stan and Great Uncle Ford made sure Mabel still kept her pet pig. And like I said, a bittersweet goodbye, few tears, and a yes, a pig.

And a half-scared-out-of-his-mind bus driver because he was threatened with a ray gun and brass knuckles, but that's a bit irrelevant.

What is relevant is that we were going back home to Piedmont California, and that we were going to come back to Gravity Falls.

During the Summer of course.