A/N: This was aireyverkhovensky's idea.
Komaeda was being all creepy and stuff. He was smelling Hinata's hair, he was stroking his… arm, he was, in other words, enjoying his alone time with his favorite "friend".
"Oh Nagito," moaned Hinata, "I love you so much!"
"I love you too, Hajime," groaned Komaeda sexily. He winked at Hinata, who flirted back.
Then they put the thing in the thing and they did the thing.
"Nagito, I love everything about you!" Hinata ejaculated. "I love your hoodie, and your white hair, and your sexy back and abs and ribs and lack of nipples, and I even love your happy-go-lucky attitude!"
"Haha you said lucky!" Komaeda exclaimed. He grabbed the wine from the previously-undescribed table and gave Hinata a sip. "Drink up, we have plenty."
"I'll do whatever you say," Hinata rasped sexily, "I love you that much!"
"Then let me tell you what I love!" Komaeda said.
"Is it me?"
"It's you. What a lucky guess!"
"That's adorable, Nagito!" Then they kissed like Eskimos*.
(*Inuit, depending on where you live).
Anyway, they finished in a white explosion. It nearly snapped their spines. It was sexy.
"Computer, end program," Komaeda ordered, and everything vanished. Komaeda was clean again, although he was still naked. So, he went to grab his Starfleet uniform, where he ran into… that ensign, Hajime Hinata.
"'What a lucky guess'? Really?" Hinata said.
"Hello, ensign! Did you enjoy my program!" Komaeda said cheerfully.
"One, I am an admiral. Two, I don't act like that. Three, I'm getting a restraining order. I'm banning you from the holodeck."
Komaeda shrugged and left to go stop Captain Enoshima from causing yet another disaster. "By the way!" Hinata called, "Captain Ikusaba's in the system, so we need someone who will uphold the Prime Directive-"
"Don't worry," Komaeda said mysteriously, "I'll do it… for you."
He heard Hinata shake his head and mutter, "what a loser," and then step back into the holodeck.
The End.
