FullMetal Alchemist - Lolzerhood

Hey, I'm back -temporarily- to bring you some lame story. It's a crackfic sorta thing, so good luck dealing with my strange sense of humor.

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Ed-: Hey, It's Ed here!
Al-: And Al!
?-: And me!
Ed-: Who the-?
?-: OMG YOU DON'T KNOW ME?
Ed-: No, I don't.
?-: It's ME, remember, ME!
Al-: Your name is Mi?
?-: No, I am me but I am not Mi.
Ed-Al-: What?
?-: What what?
Al-: ... Brother maybe we should leave.
Ed-: Are you kidding? The story barely started, we can't leave.
Al-: No, I mean *leave*, remember, theres that thing at that place.
?-: OMG you have a THING?
Ed-: Oh, yeah I forgot, eheh, see, we have a thing to go to so we'll just leave now.
?-: YOU. CANNOT. LEAVE.
Al-: Uh, why?
?2-: Because if you go she'll eat all the cats and kitties in the world.
Al-: D:= Nuuuuuu!
Ed-: Fine, we won't leave then.
?-: GOOD! Now give the nice rabid fangirls some fanservice!
Ed-Al-: WHAAAT!
?-: Hmmm, if you can guess who I am I'll let you leave.
Ed-: That's easy, you're the author of this lame story.
Author-: Shit.
Author-: SHE IS NOT! I am not a fangirl. And my story is not lame!
Author-: Oh yes you are!
Author-: So if I'm the author, then who are YOU?
?-: A fangirl.
Author-: *0Throws fangirl into space0* You may continue now, Ed and Al.
Al-: Uh, thanks?
Author-: Showmeyourkitteh!
Al-: What?
Author-: BYE! *0Disappears in puff of smoke0*
Ed-: Uh, anyway, this chapter and other ones were supposed to be random short stories, but I think we just ran out of room.
Al-: So see you next chapter, which, unfortunately, IS fanservice.
Ed-: Ugh, this author is such a pervert!
Author-: *0Poof0* I guess you never saw the words "Crackfic" at the top. It's not serious! Get your minds outa the gutter! Besides, I like the Armstrong X Ed pairing more.
Ed-: WHAAAAAATTT?
Author-: Bye now! *0Poof0*

Authors note: If I see one more frickin' hash in my life it'll be too soon! Why? Because just spent an hour or two deleting hashes from inbetween every. single. damn. letter. in. this. story. I think it's because I used notepad. Which means you better be ready to sit on your asses a wait until I get my Microsoft Office back, those money stealing little asshats gave me a trial version! What? You expect me to do all that again, deleting every single hash that #l#o#o#k#s# #l#i#k#e# #t#h#i#s# just for short sentences? No damn way! Go read some FMA manga -or watch either one of the two animes- or something and keep yourself busy.

-extra note- The author is very tired and annoyed at the moment, we are sorry for anything she says, and hopes you will continue to wait patently for her proper writing tools to come back. - The kinder side of Author's brain